Top Mother and Daughter Funny Jokes in Hindi

Mother and Daughter Funny Jokes

Mother and Daughter Funny Jokes

Doli me bithaya baabul ne beti ko.. 

Doli 50 kadam chali aur dulhan bhagti hui wapis aayi. 

Sab hairaan pareshan.,

seedhi apne room ki aur bhagi. , 

maa peechey peechey .. 

Maa ne poochha . 

Beti kya hua. 

Is tarah wapis lautna ashub hota hai........

dulhan boli. : aapko shubh ashubh ki padi hai.................

Yahan mera phone ka charger reh gya tha.

👉Ladki: Ammi main shaadi nahi karun gi or agar zabardasti tum ne meri shadi ki to ghar sy bhaag jaungi.

Maa rote huwy boli: beti maa ne bhaag ke tere abba ke saath shaadi ki,

teri khala or behen ny bhi bhag ke shaadi ki, tera bhai nokrani ke sath

or

tera chacha dhoban ke sath bhag gaya,

teri phopho sabzi waly ke sath

or

cousin doodh waly ke sath bhag gai, 

tera baap 2 bar padosan ke sath bhag chuka hai,

ab tu bhi bhag jaye gi to..

Hamari kya izzat reh jayegi,

kuch khayal kar.

👉Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere Gaal pe kiss kiya

Mom: tune usko chanta maara ya nahi.

Girl: mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad aa gaye or maine dusra gaal bhi aage kar diya.