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Cricket Shayari in Hindi
Zindagi Ek Cricket Hai,
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan,
Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai,
Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai,
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Hum hi Audiance Hai,
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai,
Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai,
Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai,
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai,
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai,
Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai,
Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai,
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai,
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai,
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…
👉Aapke pass 2000 rupaye mere pass bhi 2000 rupaye,
Aapke pass 2000 ka ek note,
Mere pass 500 k 4...
kaun zada ameer ???
ICC - jiske pass 500 k 4 note wo zada rayees,
World cup 2019 final result..
👉China ko cricket kyu nhi khelne dete??
Kyuki.....
Technical problem hai
Sab ke face 1 jaise hote hain jo out ho jaye woh muh dho ke phir se aa sakta hai.
👉What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
The entire Indian Innings.
Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
In Advertisements.
What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.
How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.
What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls.
👉End of an Era...
Henceforth Cricket will be defined as:
- Before Sachin (BS)
- After Sachin (AS)
Cricket Jokes in Hindi
👉When Sachin, Ponting and Lara sit together for a cup of coffee,
That would be like The Avengers Movie for Cricketing world.
👉TOILET aur CRICKET GROUND Mein Ek Hi Samaanta Hai
Guess What?
Socho.?
Nahi Pata?
Are Dono Jagah "DHONI" hai.
👉Pakistan cricketers who dont know English,
prepare answers, after match for media asking.
One day after a match with Shoaib malik...
Media :"So Malik, thats fantastic, your wife sania is pregnant."
Malik:"Ya all credit goes to my team. Everyone worked hard for it, specially Afridi.
It was a tight situation when he went in. His performance was really fantastic with Razak in the middle. Also the crowd gathered to watch his work, our coach also have enjoyed it, they work hard day & night all credit goes to my coach & my teammates & special thanks to sania who supported me 4 this job "
Media speechless..
👉Sehwag's son: Papa ab aap cricket nahi kheloge??
Sehwag: Khelunga beta jab Cricket hoga tab khelunga,
abhi to Raajneeti ho rahi hai..!!
👉Pak team to Irfan :
"Kameene tere wajah se match haare hain.
Irfan : " mera kya kasoor? maine to 4 over mein 20 hi run diye the.
Pak team : Haramkhor jab sher so raha tha to use jagana nai chahiye,
tune hi yuvi ki tang pe ball maari thi
Irfan : sorry
👉Sidhu's epic Hindi commentary today. 14 required of 2 balls.
Ramiz Raja: agar 1 ya 2 no ball ho jaaye aur fir six lag jaaye to Pakistan jeet jaayegi.
Sidhu: ye whi baat hui ki agar meri chachi ki munchhey hoti to main use chacha kehta..
👉Barack Obama on Sachin Tendulkar-
I don't know about cricket but still i watch cricket to see Sachin play not bcoz I love his play,
its bcoz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting..
👉Gadar -For IndVsPak match
Chak De : For IndVsAus match
Lagaan -For IndVsEng match
Ramayan- For IndVsSL match.
👉People abusing Yuvraj Singh:
Don't neglect, he was the person due to whom India won the world Cup.
He has been the one of several person who fulfilled Sachin's 22 years old dream.
He was usually the one who gave us glorious Six 6's moment
He is the one who may have given good deal and great deal of other wins.
Its cricket, It is game.
A number of day people score, some day people floor..!
👉"Why you lost to England?"
Dhoni: How many time we will win? let other to win too! Waise bhi mere ko hotel jani ki Jaldi rahti hai.....
Sachin: Because we tied the world match, so here we need to lose na!...
Dravid: Why i shall speak? i had made 2 centuries.......
Laxman: This team is not the Australian team so we lost.....
👉SRK DONATED 10 CRORE RS IN UTTRAKHAND VICTIMS....!!
SACHIN DONATED 51 LAKHS
KOHLI DONATED 18 LAKHS
YUVI DONATED 23 LAKHS
BHAJI DONATED 10 LAKHS
DHONI DONATED 75 LAKHS
DHAWAN DONATED HIS MAN OF THE TOURNAMENT AWARD.
👉Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya karu??
Viru: boost de.
Salmaan: revital de.
Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de.
Aasaram- ek mauka muje bhi de..
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