Top Bollywood Funny Jokes in Hindi

Bollywood Funny Jokes

Bollywood Funny Jokes in Hindi

Bipasha Basu Ne Ek Baar Ek Bachhe Ko Adopt Kiya Aur Apne Ghar Le Aayi,

Raat Ko Bachhe Ko Bahut Tez Bhookh Lagti Hai,

Bachha: “ Mummy Mummy, Tez Bhookh Lagi Hai, Dhoodh Pilado ”

Bipasha Basu: “ Arey, Tum Ab Bade Ho Gaye Ho, 

Ab Tumhe Khana Khaana Chahiye ”

Bachha: “ Chalo, Doodh Mat Pilana, Lekin Dikha Toh Do, Please…. “

👉After Watching RAANJHANA ,

Main Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon Ki,

"Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya,

Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!"

Example:

JANNAT,

ISHAQZAADE

& Now RAANJHANA..!!

👉KRRISH movie shot

Jaadoo got married to a girl on earth,

On next morning after wedding nite, girl asked..

"Puri raat nikal gayi, tumne kuch kiya q nahi ?"

Jaadoo replied, "DHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP"

👉Rakhi Sawant ne Sabzi Mandi mein Bahut Lambi Muli Dekhi to Puchha Ye kya hai? 

Shopkeeper- Ye Hamare Liye Muli hai aur Aapke liye MAMULI.

👉Sunny Leone se ek program mein kisi ne sawal poocha:

Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??

Sunny Leone: ?

Apne ghar jaati hoon...

👉Ram Lakshman jit ke Ayodhya laut rahe the tabhi Shrupnakha unhe mili aur boli- mera kya hoga bhagwan..?

RAM- tumhara janam kalyug mein Rakhi Sawant ke roop mein hoga par shaadi tumhari tab bhi nahi hogi..

👉निक शादी प्रियंका! - एक समय था जब भारतीयों ने ग्रीन कार्ड के लिए अमेरिकियों से शादी की थी।

अब युवा अमेरिकी भारतीयों लड़कों या लड़कियों को आधार कार्ड प्राप्त करने के लिए शादी करते हैं।

और कैसे बेहतर दिन चाहते हैं?

👉VIRUS- Aisa kaun sa kaam hai jo 5 ladke ek saath kar sakte hain,

par 5 ladkiyan nahi?

RANCHOR DAS- Sir, ek hi balti mein MUTRA VISARJAN.