Top Father and Daughter Funny Jokes in Hindi

Father and Daughter Funny Jokes

Father and Daughter Funny Jokes in Hindi

Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Mein Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai.

Dad: Aisa Msg

Kabhi Receive Nahi Karna Chahiye,

Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De..

👉Dad Ne Beti Ke Room Mein Cigarette Dekha..

Oh God, She Smokes

fir Wisky Dekhi..

Oh God, She Drinks

Fir Ladke Ko Dekha..

Thanks to God, Ye Sab Is ladke ka Hai.

👉Kanjoos baap ke bete ne kaha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi hai.

50,000 mang rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke"

Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.

2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant hai 75,000 mang rahi hai.

Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.

6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!"

Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai."

👉Papa beti se: beti pehle to tum mujhe papa kehti thi..

lekin ab mujhe dad kehti ho..?? 

Beti: o ho...dad..papa kehne se lipstick kharab ho jaati hai..

👉Girl: I m having heart surgery today.

Boy: I know !

Girl: I love u !

Boy: I love u more, much more !???

Aftr surgery,

she wakes up n sees only her Father besides her.. 

Girl: where is he ?

Father: u dont know who gave u the heart ?

Girl: what?? ? (starts crying) ?

Father: ha ha..

arre mazak kar rha hu....

wo Potty karne Gaya Hai!

Jaruri nai har jagah emotion ho... 

kabhi kabhi loose motion bhi hote hain.