Funny Shayari in Hindi For Girlfriend

 

Funny Shayari in Hindi For Girlfriend

Funny Shayari in Hindi For Girlfriend

Achi baat to sabko achi lagti hai,
lekin jab tumhe kisi ki buri baat bhi buri na lage,
toh samjho tumhe pyar nahi hua,
zaleel hone ki aadat ho gayi hai.

👉Har fulli huyi roti kacchi nahi hoti,
aansu bahane wali sacchi nahi hoti,
in ladkiyo se bach kar rehna dost,
har school jaane wali ladki bacchi nahi hoti..

👉Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfriend-
Yu mat khinch
tu mujhe apni taraf jaan..
Branded T-shirt hai, phat gayi taan rabb di sou chapeda bahut penian tere.

👉koi aankhon se baat kar leta hai,

koi aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai,

bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,

jab koi ENGLISH mein baat kar leta hai..

👉Arz kiya hai dil hai sachha aur dimag hai kachha, 

Arz kiya hai dil hai sachha aur dimag hai kachha, 

wah wah, tere msg nahi aa rahe kya baat hai bachha..

👉Jaane kaise jeete hain log yaadon ke sahare, 

Hum toh ek chapter yaad karke sote hain, 

wo bhi subah tak bhool jaate hain.

👉Us bewafa ko na aaya hamari wafa ka yakeen...  

Humne kaha hum mar jaayenge or usne kaha-> 

'marja' fir ( ._.) <) ) _// ... 

fir kya ... 

bejti ho gayi.

👉THEORY OF GIRLS- Dhoka mila jab Pyaar mein, 

 Zindagi mein udasi chha gayi, 

Socha tha chhor denge is duniya ko, 

Kambkht fir naye number se miss call aa gayi..

👉Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango or wo tum ko na mile to

samjh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi or maang chuka hai

Isse kya hai na bezzati kam feel hoti hai..

👉Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe,

Wo teri yaad mein, 

Saare Padh liye Papa ne raat mein,

Sawera Jab hua , toh Joote Pad gaye,

Wo FANAA wale Baal GHAJNI mein badal gaye..

👉Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai..

Agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav mein guzar jati toh..

Shaid Mujhe HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat hi na padti..

👉Saari raat unka number hum milaate rahe,

Customer care wali aunty kehti sajan apke kisi aur ke sath busy hai, 

Hum re-dial pe re-dial dabaate rahe,

Raat se subah hone ko aa gai,

Subah jab hui unse mulakat, 

iljam ek duje par lagaate rahe,

Gusse mein call register check kiya to pata chala,

Ke Hum unko aur vo humein ek hi time pe no. milaate rahe.

👉Koi gam nahi magar dil udaas hai,

Aapse koi kaam nahi magar ek aas hai,

Bahut hain apne magar aap khaas hain,

Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwaas hai,

free ke sms khatam karne ka prayas hai..

👉Wo humein bewafa bolte hain to bolte rahe,

wo humein bewafa bolte hain to bolte rahe,

mummy kehti hai jo bolta hai wo khud hi hota hai..