Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp

Husband driving car at very high speed:" DEKHI MERI SPEED ??
&
achanak car band ho gayi..
Biwi hasne lagi
Husband:" kya huaa ??
Biwi:" kuchh nahi, kal raat ki yaad aa gayi..

👉Monday Night:
Spouse: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre Aaj company mein overseas clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night:
Spouse: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ki engagement party thi to Usne gathering ki isliye.
Wednesday Night:
Spouse: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...
WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night:
Spouse: Aaj fir se...
Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....
Aaj Office ka work load bahut tha...
bahut tension thi isliye.
Exclusive Night:
Spouse: Aaj kyun?
Husband: Arre jis friend ki engagement party thi na Wednesday ko,
Aaj uski shaadi thi...
to khushi ke mauke pe to....
samajh gayi na
Saturday Night:
Spouse: hmmm... Abs?
Husband: Aaj purane university friends mil gaye the to Wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...
maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
Weekend Night:
Spouse (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband: AAJ MERA MOOD THA.

👉Husband apni saas se - aapki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.
Saas - haan beta, isi vajah se to use achha ladka nahi mila...

👉BIWI- Aapne shaadi se pehle kyon nahi bataya ke aapki pehle hi RANI naam ki biwi hai. 
PATI- Maine shaadi se pehle bataya to tha ke mein tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp Status

👉Biwi :- Mere khayal se hamari beti ki kisi ladke ke saath setting ho gai hai..
Pati- wo kese?
Biwi - Q ki vo kafi dino se recharge ke paise nahi maang rahi hai.

👉MARD or AURAT Ka Rishta Bhi SAALA Ajeeb Hota Hai...
Dur Raho To JUDAAI...
Or
Paas Raho To Ladaai....
Haan Wo bhi hota hai jo aap soch rahe ho...!

👉Miyya Biwi ki bolchal band thi.
Koi jaruri baat karni hoti to bacche ke jariye baat karte.
Ek din Husband ka karne ka mood ho gaya, usne bacche ko kaha: Beta apni Ammi se kaho ki letter type karna hai, type writer pe.
Biwi ne kaha: keh do laal ribbon laga hai baad mein karna.
3 din baad biwi ne kaha: beta apne Abbu se kaho letter type kar le
Husband: beta jao keh do, letter jaruri tha hath se likh liya..

👉Ek aurat koma mein chali gayi, 
pati murda samaj kar jalane chala, 
raaste mein arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya, 
ek saal baad aurat sach mein mar gayi, 
sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolte ja rahe the, 
lekin pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi, 
KHAMBA BACHA KE! 
KHAMBA BACHA KE!

👉Pati patni so rahe the.. 
Der raat patni ke mobile ki light jaali..
Pati ne mobile uthaya, itni raat biwi ko kiska message aaya
BEAUTIFUL likha tha
Pati chawk gaya 
Patni ko uthaya pucha, ye beautiful kon likh raha hai
Patni bhi pareshan is age me mujhe kaun beautiful bolega phone khinch liya
AUR 
Aur kya boli.....chasama lagake dekho....
BATTERY FULL.......likha hai.

👉Biwi ne namaaz padh kar hath uthaye or dua mange bagair hi hath neeche kar liye..
Shohar: Ye kya? Dua mangi ki nahin?
Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki ALLAH apki tamam mushkilein aasan kar de...
phir socha kahin main hi na mar jaun!!