Girl Insult Jokes in English

Girl Insult Jokes in English

Girl Insult Jokes in English

Raavan was killed by Ram - (R-R)
Kansa was killed by Krishna - (K-K)
Gandhi was killed by Godse - (G-G)
Verrapan was killed by Vijaya Kumar - (V-V)
Osama was killed on the orders of Obama -
(O-O)
- According to the deaths mentioned above, I conclude that Guys will be killed by Girls (G-G). 
Be Careful

👉Girls are not complicated.... ..
They just want love. 
And some surprise gifts.
And some jewellery.
And few other things which you have to guess because they will never tell you straight.

👉What Does Generally A Girls Profile Picture Tells You
1. If She Is Very Beautiful With 1000's Of Friends,
Its Fake.
2. If There Is A Guy In The Pic Along With Her,
She Is Already Booked.
3. If There Are More Than One Girl In The Pic,
She Is Most Probably The Ugliest One.
4. If The Pic Is Taken From A Side Angle Of Her Face,
She Is Most Probably Fat.
5. If The Pic Is Taken From Far Away,
Definitely Not A Fake Profile.
Just Try To Zoom In With Your Eye Lenses To Figure Out More Of Her.
6. If The Pic Is of A Baby, Cake, Heart Or Any Other Stupid Thing,
Most Probably A Teen Who Needs To Grow Up.
7. If A Pic With A Ugly Face,
Click The Back Button As Soon As You Can Before Anyone Catches You Red Handed 
8. If A Pic With A Beautiful Face & All Profile Info Hidden,
She Is Probably The One For You 
But Don't Be So Excited,
She Won't Accept Your Friend Request

👉A Boy was driving a car. A girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted, "Hey Buffalo"
Girl turned back n shouted..
"you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"
Suddenly she had an accident.
She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road..
MORAL:
"Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
say"

👉Jai Ho effect:
Today I helped a girl and she replied
"THANK U", 
then I told her not to say thank u but instead take my mobile number,
n give it to 3 other girls and tell those girls to give to other 9 girls..

👉Dear Beautiful Girls,
Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes.
It gives our wrong image whenever we try reading it..!!
Sincerely,
Honest Boy

👉New joined in office...
Me: Hi
She: Hi
Me: How are you doing? You looking great!
She: I am fine. Thanks!
Me: What's your name?
She: ZOYA
Me: Oh ZOYA!!!....Ummmm... I have a meeting. Bye!
She: Suddenly!!
Me: yeah I have seen Jannat, Ishqazaade and Ranjhana!!!

👉Girls express their Feelings wid gussa & tears...
&
Boyz express their Feelings wid sutta & Beers...

👉Two Girls were sitting at a club.
One was ugly and the other one was beautiful.
Pappu: walked straight to the ugly girl.
Pappu : Hi!
Girl : Hi!!
Pappu : Wanna dance ?
Girl : Yes (excited)
Pappu : Ok, go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.