Girl Insult Jokes in Hindi

 

Girl Insult Jokes in Hindi

Girl Insult Jokes in Hindi

👉Kya time aa gaya hai..
Boys ke liye film bani to
" Ek Tha Tiger" =)
Girls ka number aaya to
"Ek thi daayan."

👉1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya….
Aur Saari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Ho gayi.
Fir Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.
“Berozgari ki hadd hai!!”

👉Ek Shadi Mein Achanak Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya..
Jinn ko Dekhte Hi:" Larkiyon ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi,
Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the,
Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke: "Sari
Larkiyan Muh Dho Len...
Jab Woh Sab Muh Dho Kar Aayi to:"
"Face dekh kar JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi.

👉1 gori ladki kali se- "Tum kitni kali ho"
kali ladki- "To tere baap ka kya jata hai?
Gori ladki- "Agar mere Baap ka jata to tu bhi gori ho jati..

👉Girls Version Of Airtel Ad... 
Bread ke liye jaise jam hota hai,
waise har boyfrnd Zaroori hota hai...
Koi cell mein hamare balance dalvaye,
koi naya alag alag phone dilaye,
ek tujhe branded kapde dilaye aur ek tujhe dominoz mein pizza khilaye...
Koi looks mein hero toh koi ghost hota hai,
par har boyfrnd zaroori hota hai...
koi darling koi dear koi sweet heart, jaanu vanu baby shaby every1 harami,
sab yaad karke time pass bada mast hota hai,
Par har ek boyfrnd Zaroori hota hai.

👉Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind....
ghanto tak samjh hi nahi aata....
ki hass ke dekh rahi hain...
ya dekh ke hass rahi hain?

👉Girl's TOP 5 lines'
meanings :-
1. I Miss U. 
Means - Time paas nahi ho raha hai. Tumhare saath hi thoda time paas kar lu. 
2. I M Single. 
Means - Mera X-Bf bhikhari ban gaya. Ab tumhari bari. 
3. Main Couzin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi. 
Means - Aur do Bf waiting mein the. 
4. Tumhari Smile. 
Means - Tumhari property. 
5. Main Nahi Reh Paungi Tumhare Bina. 
Means - Mera recharge kon karayega. 
Send 2 All Boys 2 Warn Them, And Send 2 Girls
So They Can Laugh, Coz They Know Its True...

👉Girls of 1980 : agar tum mil jao jamana chhod denge hum.

Girls of 2015: agar tum mil jao purana chhod denge hum.

👉1st girl - aaj kal ke ladko ka koi aitbar nai ! 

Main toh ab uska muh bhi nai dekhungi. 

2nd Girl - Q kya hua, tumne usey kisi aur ladki ke saath dekh liYa kya. 

1st girl - Nai usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke saath dekh liya hai, 

Jabki wo kal keh raha tha ke wo Out of city ja raha hai, Jhootha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi, Makaar.

👉BSNL ka network,

DOCOMO ka balance aur

FACEBOOK par mili ladki..

Kuch pata nhi kab kaha udd jaye.

👉Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai..

Bas ek aakhri sawal

ladki ne kabhi

Asaram Bapu se ASHIRWAD to nahi liya na??

👉LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity Hai.. ??

Jab Tak UPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo CHAIN Nahi Milta..

👉Machli jal ki rani hai,

NO NO something should be new

girl friend dil ki rani hai,

paisa us ka paani hai,

hath lagao to chillaayegi,

paisa nikalo pat jayegi..

👉ek sawaal jo aapki neend haraam kar dega,

Sawal- ladki jab badi hoti to uski kaun si chiz chotti hoti jaati hai. ?

send me ans..

👉Once a girl bunked some sort of lecture as well as was walking around in the college!

A professor found her as well as asked-"yeh kya?

Period mein tum ghum rahi ho"???

Girl-"Sir, yahi soch toh badalni hai. "!!!