Boy Girl Jokes in Hindi New

Boy Girl Jokes in Hindi New

Boy Girl Jokes in Hindi New

Boy - Darling tum change ho gayi ho. 
Girl - How ?? 
Boy - Ab main tumhe kiss karta hu to tum eyes close nahi karti ho. 
Girl- Haramkhor pichli baar close ki thi to purse se 500 rupaye gayab kar diye the..

👉Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-
girl: kitna seedha hai..!
boy: kya maal hai..!
girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kaash pat jaaye.
girl: dressing zabardast hai.
boy: skirt mein aur hot lagegi.
girl: agar raazi ho gaya toh isi se shaadi karungi.
boy: bas 1 bar haan karde mujhe kaunsi shaadi karni hai.

👉Once a boy was drinking at airport 
Girl asked: 1 din mein kitne drink peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein drink pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap drink leeti hein ?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car aapki hai ?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai....
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jaati hai..

👉Top Emotional Dialouge Of Boys
When Girls Don't Reply Them...
"Main Toh Hu Hi Boring, koi Nahi Bolta...
Koi Baat Nahi, Reh Lenge Hum Aisa hi Dhuki..
Tum Bhi kar do Ignore, hu hi Gatiya..
After 5 mints..
Atleast ek reply to kar deti..
Aftr 10 mints..
Aaj ke Baad kabhi Disturb Nahi karunga... Be Happy..

👉Patli si gali mein bakra khada tha,
Girl To Boy- Ae Mr. ye bakra marta to nahi hai ??
Boy- Bakri ki to maar leta hai, aapki pata nahi !!

👉Ladka : (class fellow se) Tum pass ho gayi ho,
ladki : haan
Muh to metha karwa do.
Ladki : kiss se ?
Ladka : Chalo isi se krwa do..

Boy Girl Insult Jokes in Hindi

Double meaning joke . . .
Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Ek Din School Ke Ground Mein Bethe The
Girlfriend Ne Kuch sochte Hue Pappu Se Puchha:
“ Yaar,Ye Lal Killa Lal Kyun Hai? ” 
Pappu Bhi Majak Ke Mood Mein Tha Bola.
“ Kyunki, Rajnikant Ne Paan Kha Kar Us Par Pichkari Maari Thi,
Ab Ye Mat Puchhna Ki Taj Mahal Safed Kyun Hai ?

👉"High class insult"
Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiyan hi haddiyan ho.
Girl- Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu ke mere pass kutta kyon khada hai..?

👉Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat manoge,
mujhe kabhi touch nahi karoge,
kiss nahi karoge,
?
Boyfriend- Bhen tu ghar ja..

👉Boy - Ro kyon rahi ho? 
Girl - Mere marks bahut kam aaye hain. 
Boy - Bata kitne aaye hain. 
Girl - 88% 
Boy - Khuda ka khauf kar ladki itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jaate.

👉Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK Nhi hai kya?
Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai..!
Boy: Accha to Apna mobile Number Likh ke Dikhao.

👉Boy- i can do anythng 4 you.
Girl- Will you die 4 me?
Boy- yes..
Girl- Will you delete your facebook a/c 4 me?
Boy- ja bhen ja ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..

👉Girl - Kya kar rahe ho. 
Boy - Makhiyan maar raha hoon. 
Girl - Kitni mari. 
Boy - 5, 3 male & 2 Female. 
Girl - Kaise pata. 
Boy -3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par.

👉Chain msg by Boy:
Plz is msg ko itna forward karein ke.
Meri girlfriend tak pahuch jaye.
Jaan tune sim change kar ke acha nahi Kiya. Marja kuTTi!

👉GIRL-my shona, my bacha, my golu, my nonu, my shweetu, my chotu.. 
kya tum mujhse shaadi karoge..? 
bolo baby... 
BOY-tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt kar rahi ho.?

Boy vs Girl Jokes in Hindi

=After break-up= 
Boy- Dil mein 1 jazbat hai dabau kaise, 
Ruswa na ho jao chhupau kaise, 
Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse,
saala itna khush hu ke batau kaise.

👉Ladke ne slim si ladki ko sms bheja
Chehra tera khaas nahi,
Haddiyo pe tere maas nahi,
Propose tujhe khak karu,
Teri to 14feb tak jine ki bhi aas nahi..

👉Boy : Pee Lu tere neele-2 naino ki shabnam, 
Pee Lu tere gele-2 hoton se Sargam. 
Girl: In Dono ke Beech mein Naak bhi Aati hai waha se bhi kuch kha pee le.

👉LADKI Ki shaadi mein uska purana BOYFREIND b aaya tha.
sabi ne pucha kya ap hi DULHA ho?
Boy-Nahi main to semi-final mein out ho gya tha
FINAL Dekhne aaya hu.

👉Boy to Girl - i love you
Girl- shakal dekhi hai apni....??
Boy - shakal pe mat ja mere paas 3 gas cylinder connection hai.. aur khud ka petrol pumb hai.
Girl:- awww...I love you too.

👉Girl: Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha Hai Kitney ka Liya?
Boy: Race competition Mein Jeeta Hai.
Girl: Wow! Race Mein Kitne Log The?
Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop Wala Or Main.

👉3 boys proposed a girl
1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu.
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain
2nd: Main tumhare liye chand tare tod kar la sakta hu.
Girl: Purana dailouge hai.
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA mein Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga.
Girl: Ankho mein aansu ke saath Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe.

👉Girl (short clothes pehan ke): main young lag rahi hu na...??
Boy : ye bhi utar de pagal.. new born baby lagegi..

👉A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE wid kanjoos Girl. 
Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to main gali mein SIKKA fekungi, 
avaz sunkar tum turant andr aa jana. 
Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aya.
Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?
Boy: Wo main sikka DHUND rha tha.
Girl- pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH "k feka tha, 
wapas khich liya..

Latest Boy Girl Jokes in Hindi 

A nursery boy proposes a Girl: I Love you...
Girl Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke.
Boy Replies: Mukka to jese tu khayegi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.

👉Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You
Boy: Hahahahaha
Girl: Main Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi De Sakti Hu,.
Boy: hahahahahahaha.
Girl: Tumhare Bina Main Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti,.
Boy: hahahahahahahahahaha
Girl: Mere mummy daddy ek week ke liye bahar jane wale hain. 
Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar mein.
Boy: Kab?.
Girl: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Boy: kab jaanu ??
Girl: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahaha.

👉Ek ladki apni saheli se:-Aaj-kal Ladke itni dheeli Pants pehante hain, 

Ki pata hi nahi chalta ki.. 

Humein dekh kar kaisa "FEEL" kar rahe hain.

👉Sharif ladko se jyada kismat wale to gali ke kutte hain..

Kam se kam ladki palat palat ke dekhti to hai ki aa raha hai ya nahi..