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Boy vs Girl Funny Jokes in English
Computer Boy 2 girl= can i touch your software?
Girl = 1st show me your hardware!
Boy= can i install it in your system?
Girl= cover it with Antivirus & then install.
👉Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger, Either Sunday Or Saturday??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
MORAL:
Senior Girls R Also Available For Boys.
👉Girl - Why boys are so careless & irresponsible ?
Boy - Bcoz they know that somewhere some sweet & innocent girl is learning to be responsible for them !!
👉An awesome reply:
Girl- Why do u follow me every time ?
Boy- when i was a kid, my parents always said; "keep following your dreams until you meet them..
👉A girl picked her boyfriend cell to check what name he choose for her may be "jaanu" or "sweetu"
She dialed her number ....
she was shocked to see...
jugad no. 5
👉Boy - Do you like me ?
Girl - No (Boy got sad)
Girl - Why are you sad ?
Boy - Bcoz you don't like me.
Girl - You never asked if i love you.
Boy - Aww! do you love me ?
Girl - No.
Double jhand
👉Boy loved a Girl very much....
He proposed but she didn't mind.
The boy approach the girl for the last time, that time a truck was speeding towards the girl, the boy ran fast and saved her, She asked....
How can you run so fast? the boy replied,
"Boost is the secret of my Energy" and instantly the girl shouted "OUR ENERGY" and they lived happily together drinking boost everyday.
Moral of the story:
I have free msgs so i can send whatever i want..
Boy and Girl Funny Jokes in English
👉BF: I cheated..
GF: So what? Do you think i love you?
I was cheating on you 4 d past 2 years. You are just for fun!
BF cried and said: you bitch.. i was talking about my exams..
👉Boy 2 girl - I love you..
Girl - I'm engaged & I also have a boyfriend..
Boy - (after long thinking)
Dekh le, adjust ho jaye to...?
👉Boy: my age is 20 years.
Girl: my age is 20 years also.
Boy: so come to my room.
Girl: why?
Boy: To play 20-20 match.
👉Two families are talking:
Boy's family: Our son is clerk and his salary is Rs 4000 but he can earn Rs 15000 from upper side.
Girl's Family : Our girl is nurse and her salary is Rs 2500 but she can earn Rs 50000 from lower side.
👉BOY: Darling! Want to love with broken heart or with heart broken?
GIRL: tell me, want to beat with break sandals or with sandal break?
👉Girl 2 boy- please give me your diamond ring, i will remember you when i see it.
Boy-you can remember me by that "i want that diamond ring, but he cannot give me".
👉Boy : From The Day I Met You,
I Have't Drank Or Smoked..
Girl : How Sweet Of You, You're Madly In Love With Me...
Boy- SHUT UPPPPPPPP...... .
You Made My Pockets Empty...!
👉Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart..
Boy: U should add 1 more thing..
Girl : What??
Boy: Photoshop on your face.
👉A Girl Puts Her Status : "Waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS"
My comment : "COOLIE Hai Kya" ???
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