Friends Jokes in Hindi

Friends Jokes in Hindi

Friends Jokes in Hindi

BOY- Meri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke kya batau.
FRIEND- Kaise 
BOY- Kal maine uski aankhon pe haath rakh ke pucha "main kaun" ? 
To boli- "DUDHWALA"

👉Ladka khali baitha tha.
Friend- Oye kya kar raha hai ?
Ladka- Badla le raha hu.
Friend- Kaise ?
Ladka- Waqt ne mujhe barbaad kiya, ab main waqt ko barbaad kar raha hu..

👉Boy- Mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no. Le Liya.
Friend- Phir kya hua?
Boy- Bewakoof kal raat se khud ki behan ko romantic MSG bhej raha hai.

👉Boy: Yaar yeh *Aaho* kaun log bolte hain?
Friend: Yeh jo jahil aur anpadh log hote hain wo bolte hain.
Boy: Acha aap padhe likhe ho?
Friend: Aaho

👉Boy:-1 problem hai yaar,
Meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai kya karu?
Friend:-Jawaan ho gayi hai..
to Border pe bhej de,
saare jawan wahi jate hain.

👉Boy 2 friend-kya hall hai itne dino se kaha ho. 
Friend -Tumhare dil mein to rehta hu. 
Boy-Tab hi to Doctor keh raha tha ke tum Bimar nahi ho, tumhare dil mein Veham betha hai.

👉Boy- kaunsi cast ke log desh ke achhe nagrik hote hain?
Friend- baniye
Boy- kaise?
Friend- har jagah likha hota hai desh ke achhe nagrik baniye.

👉Boy to friend- yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil par lage....
Friend- Goli maar de sali nu..

👉Boy: Teri Bhabhi Ghar Per Nahi Hai Warna Tujhe Chai Pilata? 
Friend: Yaar Kanjusi KI Vi Had Hoti Hai, 
DOODH MARKET Se bhi To Laya Ja Sakta Hai..

👉Two boys were playing chess (joke doesn't
end here).
1st Boy: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai.
2nd Boy: Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf haathi bacha hai aur mera sirf ghoda.
The joke doesn't end here 
Phir waha Vishwanath anand aata hai.
Vishy: Chalo Boys, chess khelte hain.
Boys: Nahi, aap to humein aasani se hara doge.
Vishy: Chalo yaar, Tum dono aur main akela.
Boys: Phir bhi hum haar jayenge 
Vishy: Okay, main left hand se khelunga.
Boys: Haan. Phir thik hai.
The joke still doesn't end.
Dono obviously haar jate hain aur Vishy chala jata hai.
1st Boy: Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar. Left hand se bhi hara diya usne.
2nd Boy: Abe bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
1st Boy: Kaise?
2nd Boy: Saala lefty hi hoga.