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Boss and Employee Jokes in English
Interviewer- Congrats, you are selected.
your Ist year salary is Rs 60,000 and next year it will be 1 lakh.
Boy- Ok sir, Thank you i will join next year..
👉Employee: Boss, from tomorrow, I will go home at 6 pm sharp daily.
Boss: Why, what happened ?
Employee: Sir my Salary is not sufficient for me. I want to drive Autorickshaw at night. I have to support my family.
Boss: Ok then Go ahead, but if you feel hungry in the night, come to Chembur naka.
Employee : why
I sell vada paav there.
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👉A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army!
Interviewer: We want a person with suspicious mind, always alert, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability and most importantly having a killer instinct! So do you think you are eligible?
Man: Sir.... Can my wife apply?
👉In a factory: A man standing on the floor and looking aimlessly.
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary, Man replied, 5000 sir.
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him:
"I pay people here to work and not to waste time, like you.
This is ur 3 months salary, Now get out of here.
Never come back".That guy left . . .
Then CEO asked workers"who was that guy?".
workers replied : "wo toh ek courier boy tha sir, "
Moral: Dont overreact for every situation "
👉A Private Employee Was Rewarded A Bicycle By His Organisation.
It Was So Beautiful But Didnt 've A Carrier at The Back,
He Requested 2 Get It Fixed.
When The Cycle Came
Back With The Carrier Fitted,
He Noted That
Now The ...Stand Isnt There.
He Asked About The Missing Stand.
Organisation: Private Naukri Mein 1 Cheez Hi Possible Hai.
CAREER Ya STAND.
Agar STAND Loge To CAREER Khatam Aur Agar CAREER Banana Hai To STAND Kabhi Mat Lena.
👉BANK MANAGER: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
EMPLOYEE: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
👉A gentleman strove for a interview at an enormous IT organization today for the position of 'Machine Hacking Investigator.'
The manager asked him , "Thus, what makes you suitable for this employment?"
"Well," he answered, "I hacked into your workstation and welcomed myself to this interview."
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