Boy Insult Jokes in Hindi

Boy Insult Jokes in Hindi

Boy Insult Jokes in Hindi

Yaar 1000 Rs ki zarurat hai, 
ek hafte mein wapas kar dunga, 
tere pass hai isliye maang raha hu, 
plz mana mat karna, 
aisa ek BOY ATM se keh raha tha.

👉If girl in love, her parents ask who is that IDIOT?
if boy in love, his parents ask idiot, who is that girl.
MORAL- no matter whoever in love boys are always IDIOTS..

👉A Small Boy Took a Knife
Wrote His Girlfriend's Name On His Hand.
5 Minutes Later He Starts Crying Loudly!
Why?
Paining?
No. 
SPELLING Mistake...........!!

👉Har Ek Boy Ki Dil Ki Khwaaish Hoti Hai……??
Khud Kitne Bade Kamine Hon Par Ladki Shareef Chahiye…

👉Boy was Reading Financial Times... 
Headlines: Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion." 
Boy - "O Teri!! Kharida Kyun Pagal, 
Download Kar Leta.. Free mein Milta hai.."

👉A tiger killed boy in zoo,, 

then a man asked tiger: why you killed only dat boy from d crowd? 

Tiger: hor ki karda? Kdo da bakwas kar reha c " eni vaddi billi " "enni waddi billi":-

👉Boy Ki Maa:- Puttar Tujhe Yahan

Se Jalandhar Jane Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aane Mein 3 Din Q Wo

Bhi Naye Car Se....??

Boy:- Maa Ye Car Banane Wale Bhi Pagal Hain... 

Jaane Ke Liye 4 Gear

aur Aane Ke Liye Sirf 1

(Revers) Gear...

👉Love Story:

1 ladka 1 ladki ko bahut pyar krta tha, lekin darr ki vajah se kch keh nai paya..

1 din usne decide kiya ki wo us ladki ko msg karke i luv u bolega,

Usne raat mein 'I LUV U' type kar k ladki k no. par send kiya aur so gaya.

Kuch der bad uske mob Par msg ring tone baji par usne decide kiya ki wo msg agli subah naha kar mandir jane k bad padhega aur phir se so gya .

Rat bhar wo us ladki ka sapna dekhta rha..

Jab subah mandir se lauta aur wo msg padha to usme likha tha

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