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Bollywood Funny Jokes in Hindi
Sunny leone : meri movie ne 2014 mein kamai k saare record todh diye.
Amir khan : accha kon si movie ne?
Sunny leone : pk!!
Amir khan : sasuri tu pk mein kaha thi..??
Sunny leone : dancing car mein..!!
👉Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7 faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!
👉Sunny Leone: Ragini Mms 2 mein main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi.
Pappu: Darr To Aapki pehle ki movies mein bhi lagta tha,
Kahi peeche se mummy papa na aa jaye.
👉Airtel effect ...
Bhikhari: Uparwale Ke Naam Pe 10 Rupaye Dedo Baba..!!
Boy: Chutte Nahi Hain....
Bhikhari: Koi Baat Nahi Sunny Leone Ka Video Dikha Do Saab 1 Rupaye Wala.
👉Sunny Leone arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting...
Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo..."
Sunny Leone gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?"
Sunny Leone: "Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..."
👉Theatre mein RAJNEETI movie chal rahi thi.
ek ladki josh mein khadi hokar boli,
"Aaj NARI khadi ho jaaye to kya nahi kar sakti"
Tabhi piche se aawaz aayi
"SUSU"
👉Sad Story:
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the aaj par wapis 3 hi aaye.
ek friend coma mein chala gaya movie dekhte dekhte...
Note: "No Offense to anyone"
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