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Boy Jokes in Hindi
Two boys are very good friends. Both are jobless and one day first one asks to other plz" help me to get some good Job. Other says, “OK, next time we will apply together.” and they do.
Both have received call letter for job but, the job is in West Indies.
On interview day, first one says, “First I will go inside and answer all questions except the last one, and after coming out, I will give you all the answers and questions. Then you go in and answer everything and You will get the Job.”
So, first one goes in.
EMPLOYER: When did we get Independence?
BOY 1: Efforts started in 1857, but we got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER: OK. What’s India’spopulation?
BOY 1: (He was not to reply the last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you, Sir.
Now he comes out and tells the questions and answers to other boy.
BOY 2 remembers all answers and forgets the questions. He goes in now.
EMPLOYER: When were you born?
BOY 2: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947.
EMPLOYER (Now quite upset): Are you mad Mr.?
BOY: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
👉Ladka Dost Se: Yaar Maine Apni Girl Friend Ko Uski Birthday Pe Apni Behan Ki New Diamond Ring Chori Kar K Gift De Di,
Dost (Thappad Maar Kar): Kaminey Itni Mehngi Kharid Kar Di Thi Maine teri behan ko.
Ladka: Saale Marta Kyun Hai... Tere Ghar Hi To Wapis Gayi Hai.
👉Beta kya karte ho ?
Ji main samaj sewa karta hoon!! matlab ??
Jo girte hain unhe uthata hoon, bichde ko milata hoon..
wo kaise??
Ji BRA banata hoon!!!
Boy Jokes in Hindi For Status
👉Dear girls -
when a guy adds you on fb it means he wants to b your friend not ur husband,..
that's why its called a friend request not a proposal !!!. ...
and when a guy likes ur status he likes your status, has not trying to impress u or flirt with u ...
when a guy likes ur picture, that means he likes ur picture not* YOU* .. .
Enlarged version of the public service msg by
* BOYS * ...
go ahead nd make this ur status guys ...
let Them all know the facts.
👉Ek Indian or Ek American dono dost the…..
Dono ek din ek chocolate store mein gaye…
Waha sab logo ko busy dekhkar American ne 3 chocolate chura Li..
Jab dono bahar aaye to American bola:
"Man I'm the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me, u cant beat that"
Indian replied: "You wanna see something better, let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing"
So they went to the counter and Indian
said to the Shop boy:-
"Do you wanna see magic?
" Shop boy replied: "Yes."
Indian said: "Give me one chocolate bar."
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it.
He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.
He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked: "But where's the magic?"
Indian replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find them."
U cant beat an Indian.
East or the west, India is the best.
👉1970: Dulha Dahej Mein Sasurji se radio Mangta Tha..
1980: Cycle..
1990: motor cycle
2000: Car..
2013: Bas Bina Boyfriend wali dulhan de Do..
Baaki main kama lunga..
👉Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ?
Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe.
Dost : kya baat kar raha hai..
Husband : aur nahi to kya..
Dost : Fir Kya Boli ?
Husband : Boli Palang k Neeche se baahar aa jao,
Ab Nahi Maarungi..
👉Bechare Ladke..
Ladki par hath uthay to zalim,
Ladki se pit jaye to namard, .
Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar lade to jealous,
Chup rahe to begairat,
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
Ghar me rahe to nakara,
Bachcho ko dante to buzdil,
Na dante to laparwah,
Biwi ko naukri se roke to shakki mizaz,
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.
Aakhir Bechara Ladka Kare To Kya kare..??
👉Wen U Cry: "Koi Nahi Dekhta..
Wen U Worried: "Koi Nahi Dekhta..
Wen U Happy: "Koi Nahi Dekhta..
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao,
Saala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai..
👉Hard Fact About Youngsters :
"They Are Always Busy Staring The Desktop Wallpaper Wenever Their Parents Enter Their Room''
👉3 drunk guys entered a taxi.
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them. "We have reached".
The 1st guy gave him money &
the 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked, thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
But he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied: "CONTROL YOUR SPEED NEXT TIME,
you nearly killed us!
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