Top 5 Father and Son Funny Jokes in Hindi

 

Father and Son Funny Jokes in Hindi

Father and Son Funny Jokes in Hindi

Beta- Papa jab main business karunga to ache ache ke haath mein katora pakda dunga.

Papa- Wo kaise?

Beta- Gol gappe bechkar.

👉Golu apne bimar baap se- Papa aapko marne ke baad dafnaya jaye ya jalaya jaye. 

Papa- Mujhse na pucho, mujhe surprise dena.

👉Ek budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail mein khat likha-

beta main aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta, 

itna bada khet mujhse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kar pata.

Bete ne wapas jawab diya- 

papa aap khet mat khodna maine waha hathiyar chupa rakhe hain.

Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mile..

Bete ne fir baap ko likha- 

papa yaha se main itni hi madad kar paunga, 

aap ab aalu uga dijiye.

👉Honhaar beta vs Nalayak beta..

Papa:"Beta aage ka kya plan hai..??

Honhaar beta:"Bas 10th mein 98% aa jaaye fir 2 saal ki mehnat nd IIT then 1 saal ki mehnat fir IIM then 20 lacs package job, life happy.

Nalayak beta:"Bas 10th pass ho jaye fir roadies mein se bike jeet ke aaunga splitvilla mein se apki bahu, 

fir emotional atayachar se usey certified karwaunga pass ho gayi to theek nahi to process repeat karunga.

👉I told my Dad that I want a blackberry or apple. 

He Replied . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 

CHHALLI Da season hai beta, chhalli khao..!!

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