Top 8 Hindi Funny Shayari for Friends

 

Hindi Funny Shayari for Friends

Hindi Funny Shayari for Friends

Kuch Saal Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The,

To Pehle Bhagwan Ki Tasvir Dekhte The,

Ab Log Jagte Hain To Dekhte Hain, 

Ki Kitne Missed Call Hain Aur Kitne sms.

👉Bhool gaye ya bhulana chahte ho? 

Door kar diya ya jana chahte ho? 

Ajma liya ya ajmana chahte ho? 

Msg karte ho ya haddiyan tudvana chahte ho..

👉Toilet ke Paani mein Potti Ki Boo!

Boo se yaad aaya bhai kaisa hai tu?

Jab Kabhi Baithe Baithe Nikal Jaati hai Poo!

Poo se phir yaad aaya Bata naa Kaisa hai tu.

👉Agar aap ko toilet jakar aane ke baad dubara jaane ki zarurat mahsoos ho to aap kaunsa gana gayenge..? 

juda ho ke bhi tu mujh mein kahin baaki hai.

👉Jo jeete wo sikandar, Jo haare wo jail ke andar, 

Jo sms bheje usko jadu ki jhappi, 

aur Jo na bheje usko. "BABA RAMDEV"ki pappi. 

soch lo ab.

👉Apki Kahani, hamari Jubani.. 

Aapke paas dimag hai, Chalta nai alag baat hai.. 

Aap smart hai, Koi manta nahi alag baat hai.. 

Aap shareef hai, Lagte nahi alag baat hai.. 

Kaafi izzat hai aapki, Koi karta nahi alag baat hai.. 

Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai, Aap phir Bhi sms padh rahe hai.. Kya baat hai..

👉BARISH Or Khwaab

Dono Ek Jaise Hain,

Jo Hamesha YAADGAR Hote Hain,

Farq Sirf Itna Hai BAARISH mein Pura Jism Bhigta Hai

aur

Khwaab mein Sirf UNDERWEAR.

👉Bigdi huyi zindagi ki kuch itni si kahani hai,

kuch to bachpan se hum kameene the, 

or kuch tum sab ki Sangat ki meharbani hai.!!

👉Agar Aap mein Himmat hai Toh

Toh Achchi Baat hai,

Honi Bhi Chahiye.

👉U to hum madat kiya nahi karte, 

chicken kya daal bhi diya nahi karte, 

ye to rishta hai aapse dil ka, 

varna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi diya nahi karte.

👉Jindagi badi udas hai, 

dog ko lagi pyaas hai, 

mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai, 

cow khati ghaas hai, 

uska phone tut jaye, 

jisne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai.

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