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Funny Jokes in Hindi 2022
Kya aap bor ho rahe hain kuch karne ka mann ho raha hai ?
To jaldi
Chain kholo
fir
haath andar dalo,
bas fir
bag se book nikalo aur padhai karo..
👉Rikshe par baithi ladki boli- riksha dhire chala mera Dood uchhal raha hai.
Rikhsewala- BRA nahi pehni ho kya?
Ladki- arey mere dibbe ka dudh chalak raha hai.
👉20 saal pehle
1 samosa 50 paise ka
or
1 call 7 rs ka tha
or aaj
1 call 50 paise ka aur
samosa 7 rs ka hai
MORAL-MEHNGAI NAHI BADI BAS KIMTE IDHAR KI UDHAR HO GYI HAIN..
👉An old rich man married a young girl.
Media ne girl se puchha, Aapne inme shadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl-Ek to inki
"in-come"
aur dusre inke
"din-come"!
👉3 aadmi picnic par gaye vahan jaa kar unhe yaad aya ke PEPSI to ghar bhul gaye,
decide kiya ke sab se chota aadmi ja kar PEPSI le aye,
CHOTA AADMI- main is shart par jata hu ke tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge,
dono ne kaha thik hai,
2 din guzar gaye, chota aadmi nahi aya,
dono ne socha ke ab samosa kha lena chahiye, jaise hi samosa uthaya chota aadmi ped ke peeche se nikal kar bola,
aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga..
👉Salwar kameez wali ladki ko patate samay Sawdhan!!
Baba Ramdev bhi ho sakte hain.
Janhit mein jaari..
👉Hamare yahan fata, tuta, naya, purana, accha, kharab, taaza, basi, sabhi parkar ke SMS swikaar kiya jaate hain. Bhejte rahe.
Note:- Hamari dusri koi branch nahi hai.
👉Dharmraj khusre nu- Apna hisab do ke duniya mein kya karke aye ho??
Khusra- Saanu de ke ki bhejya si jehda hun hisaab mangda...!!
👉Ek aadmi ko raste mein pathar mila,
uspe likha tha pathar ko palat lo, "kuch ban jaoge"
jaise hi usne palta dusri taraf likha tha, "Chutiya ban gaya."
👉RAM aur RAAVAN ladai kar rahe the.
RAAVAN : chal ram, byee.
RAM : Kyun ? dar gaya kya ?
RAAVAN : nhi. 5 baj gaye hain.
mujhe POKEMON dekhna hai..
👉"Agar China ke paas Great wall hai..
Toh
INDIA ke paas bhi KEJRIWAL hai.."
👉Pappu Mount Everest Pe gaya.
3 Baba Baithe the Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
Pappu- oh Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho.
👉1. Jab Hair shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur employ karlo
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak employ karo jab tak usko pura nichod naa nikal jaye
3. Ghar mein show off mein Cina Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye employ karo
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai,
par Rare metal k premiums ki bahut chinta hai apne ko
5. TELEVISION SET ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge,
usse thokenge, par usme nayi battery power nai lagayenge
6. Kisi ne Dinner party mein receive kiya ho to uss din,
din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,
taki waha get together mein jee bhar ke kha sake
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye toh use night outfit bana lo,
jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye toh Holi mein employ karo,
Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo
8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, or Chilli maango taki usse baad mein ghar mein employ kar sake
Aur Sabse Essential
9. Pani Puri Khaane ke baad,
no cost Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
Proud being Indian..
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