Very Funny Jokes in Hindi |
Very Funny Jokes in Hindi
CHINTI Auto mein baithi aur 1 pair bahar rakha.
Driver-Mam pair andar rakho.
CHINTI-Nahi, raste mein HATHI mile to LAAT maarni hai,
kal saala aankh maar ke gya tha.
👉Door door gaon mein jab raat ko bacha nahi sota hai to uski maa kehti hai soja beta soja warna ? ?
dusra kaise hoga.
👉Ek electric taar ko dusre electric taar se pyar ho jata hai.
To aap is pyar ko kya naam denge.
Sochiye
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Nahi pata,
Arey
Current Affair.
👉AAP ki TARIF Mein Chaar Line Pesh kar Rahe Hain,
Umid Hai Aapko wo Pasand AaYegi.
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Gin lijiye puri hain.
👉U * ** ****
U R ** ****
U R S* *****
U R SO *****
U R SO ****T
U R SO ***ET
U R SO **EET
"U R SO DHEET"
msg karne nahi hote aur tareefe chahiye.
👉Khuda Se Scooter Manga to Bike Mili,
Ghar Manga To flat Mila,
Phone Manga To Mobile Mila,
2 Lac Manga To Apka Adress Mila
To Kab Lene Aau?
Smile Mat Do
Time Do.
👉Young generation ko sabse zyada tension kab hoti hai?
Exams ke time?
Nahi
Tab hoti hai jab wo so kar uthe aur unka mobile mummy ke paas ho..
👉1 Ladki Fauj mein bharti huyi Frend ne pucha,
kaisi Life hai waha ?
Ladki : Khak Life! Sara Din "YES-SIR" karne mein aur Sari Raat "Bas-SIR" karne mein nikal jati hai.
👉Police: Jab wo tumhara rape kar raha tha to tumne use roka kyu nahi?
ladki: Rokti kaise mere hath mein mehndi jo thi.
Police: Agli bar kab mehndi lagaogi..?
👉Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiya Dekhna Chahte Hain?
Then,
"DONATE YOUR EYES"
Kambakhton ko Social Msg bhi Intersting Banakar Bhejna Padta hai.!
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