Top 8 Funny Jokes in Hindi For All

Funny Jokes in Hindi For All

Funny Jokes in Hindi For All

Its real

agar aap kahin ja rahe hain aur "Kaali Billi" aapke aage se guzar jaye to iska matlab hai ki

"Kaali Billi" bhi kahin ja rahi hai.

👉Challenge for you

ye kaam koi bhi nahi kar sakta

agar kare to main uske number par 500 rs ka recharge karaunga

kaam ye hai ke

mere number par 2000 ka recharge karvana hai..

👉Aapki kahani meri zubani

aapke pass dimag hai,

chalta nahi alag baat hai,

aap smart hain,

koi maanta nahi alag baat hai,

aap shareef hain,

lagte nahi alag baat hai,

aapke pass mobile hai,

msg nahi karte alag baat hai,

kaafi izzat hai aapki,

koi karta nahi alag baat hai,

aapki bezti ho rahi hai,

aap fir bhi hans rahe hain,

wo alag baat hai.

👉Chameli bhabhi ne chaat ki dukaan kholi. 

dukaan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi. kyo ? 

kyoki board pe likha tha- 10 rupae mein chameli bhabhi ki chaat lo..

👉What is pyar ??

P - pagal hona

Y - yaadon mein khona

A - akele aur tanha hona

R - roz ka rona

isliye don't do pyaar only linemaar.

👉Waqil- Talaq karvane ke 10000 rs lagenge 

Pati- pagal ho gaya kya. 

panditji ne 101 rupay mein shaadi karvayi thi. 

Waqil- dekh liya na saste ka natija..

👉Aapke liye jaan kaun de sakta hai ?? 

select any number and i will tell you the person. 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 plz reply mat karna 

aapko koi 10 rs nahi deta jaan kaun dega..

👉Mobile company ke kisi salesman ko loose motion lag jaye to vo doctor ko kaise batayega?

Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal raha hai. 

Ander se nayi nayi ringtones sunai deti hai. 

Pet mein balance khatam ho gaya hai. 

Thoda bhi recharge karta hoon toh 5 min mein khali ho jata hai. 

Meharbani karke scheme band kardo..

👉Angrezo ka 1 month ka festival chal raha tha jisme wo non veg nhi khate.

Unke mohalle mein ek Indian rehta tha jo daily Chicken banakar khata tha.

Chicken ki khushboo se preshan hokar Angrezo ne Paadri se shikayat ki.

Paadri ne us Indian se kaha tum ''Christian'' dharm swikaar kar lo

Aur Indian maan gya,

To Paadri ne Indian par Holy water chhidakte huye kaha"You born as a "Hindu" now you are a"Christian"

Next day fir us Indian ke ghar se Chiken ki khushboo aayi to sab angrez uske ghar gye to dekha,

Indian Chicken par Holy Water chhidak raha tha aur kah raha tha,

"You born as "Chicken" but now you are "Potato".

👉India ke har aadmi ne agar mootra visarjan kar diya to

Pakistan Map se gayab ho jayega..

Waha pe Indian Sea Dikhega fir.

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