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Funny Jokes in Hindi
1Glass Pani Lo,
usMe Neem Ke ped Ke Patte Dalo,
2 Ghante Ke Liye Rakh Do,
Fir Dus Min. Garam Karke Thanda Karne Ke Baad Pi Lo,
Kanjusi Ke Keede Mar Jayenge,
Fir sms karna.
👉(-.-)
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Oye..!
tuje meli yaad nee aati na ?
Nee na.
Tal koi ploblm nai?
muje kon chi aati h.!
Hehehe
Pal fil v
I Michh U !
👉Koi aapko Jab "bewakuf" Kahe to- aap Dukhi Mat Hona,
Afsos Mat Krna, Rona Bhi Nahi,
Darna Bhi Mat, aaram Se Chair Pe Baith Ke Sochna ki isko pata kaise Chala.
👉1 Ladki ke Tshirt ke aage likha tha-
AMUL
(The Taste of India)
Is ko dekh kar
ek Aadmi ne bhi Apni Jeans ke Aage Likhwaya
TMT sariya
(Mazbooti ka Wada)
👉Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Itna gussa aata hai,
Dil to chahta hai,
Chappal utar ke,
aram se baith jau,
Or sochu bhejna hi nahi aata hoga.
👉Agar Aap Metric, Inter, BA, MBA, BE, STC, B ED, BSC, MSC, BBA, CA,
LLB, B Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho To Batao ki
"SASURAL" Ko English Mein Kya Kehte hain.
👉Jis kisi ko bhi bhag kar shaadi karni ho,
unke liye 2011 mein 1 sabse acha mahurat nikla hai.
9-2-11 isliye sab premi 9-2-11 ko 9 2 11 ho jao..
👉SAD STORY
2 chuzon ko pyar ho jata hai,
jab dono bade hote hain to unko pata chalta hai ki dono murge hain.
MORAL- Kachi umar ka pyar na aar na paar.
👉Ek aadmi zor zor se chilla raha tha, "sher ka pinjra 20 rs mein,
sher ka pinjra 20 rs mein."
logon ne paas jakar dekha to saala underwear bech raha tha.
👉only_enjoy
Shiv :Mera Trishul kaha hai?
Parvati :Ganesh le gaya.
Shiv: Q?
Parvati: Keh raha tha " Maggi khane ke liye Papa ka kanta le ja raha hun" !
👉Dhadkane ruk gayi meri ye sun kar,
Jab light gayi to kaam wali bai ne kaha..
"what the hell is this.."
Funny Jokes in Hindi
Ikk Punjabi De Mobile Te Ik Message Aya..
"Kya Aap Narendra Modi Ke Saath Hai.. ??"
Punjabi Replied..
"Nahi Main Taa Ghare aa..!!
Koi Kamm c veere..?
👉ik bande ne Punjabi Jawak nu puchyaaa..
Ke billi poonch kyon hilandi hai ??
Punjabi jawak : Kyuki poonch billi di hai......
tere peyo di nai
Moral - Dont mess with Punjabi kids.
👉Gandhi Ji Hamesha Itni Bheed Apne Sath Lekar Kyon Chalte The??
Kyoki Unka Kehna Tha Ki,,
Sangathan Mein Shakti Hai..!
Akele Mein Fat'ti Hai.
👉Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!!
Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye.
To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya,
America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya.
Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja.
Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya.
Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi.
To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye.
Jungle Mein Dekhte Hain Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, Ke tu Hi Sher Hai "
👉Bikhari :- amma roti do.
Daadi :- Abhi roti banayi nhi hai, baad mai ana.
Bikhari :- ye mera mobile no. Hai. Miss Call De dena jab tayyar ho jaye.
------- Biikhari rocks ---------
Daadi :- Aray baba mere pas balance nai,
main facebook par status update kar dungi.
Usay check kar ke aa jana..
~~~~~~ Dadi double rocks ~~~~~
👉HISTORY OF PETROL PRICES IN INDIA :
2014 : Rs 81.31
2013 : Rs 78.56
2012 : Rs 73.53
2011 : Rs 63.08
2010 : Rs 44.55
2009 : Rs 40.62
2008 : Rs 50.60
2007 : Rs 42.00
2006 : Rs 43.51
2005 : Rs 40.49
2004 : Rs 33.70
2003 : Rs 31.50
Checkout how shockingly cheap petrol price was in 1989 :
i d'nt think about that..
Cos yaar tab to salary b petrol k daam se kam thi..
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