Funny Jokes Between Boy and Girl in English

 

Funny Jokes Between Boy and Girl in English

Funny Jokes Between Boy and Girl in English

Girl: You know I broke my engagement with Jay.
Friend: Why What happened?
Girl: You see, my feelings are changed completely
from what they were when I accepted him...
Friend: but why are you still wearing the ring?
Girl: Oh... My feelings towards the diamond ring are just the same !!!

👉Newton's First Law Of"AASHIQI"
Every Aashiq Continues To Do Aashiqi Until & Unless A 'Tamaacha' Or
'Sandal' With A Velocity Of 9.8m/s Is Impressed
Upon Him By A Beautiful Girl..
This Force Is Called 'Beizzati' Which Is Directly Proportional To 'Sharmindgi' But Aawarapan Remains Constant!!!

👉Newtons 2nd law of Ishq
" the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy
&
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decrement of the bank balance. "

👉What is Tension?
1 cute girl want a lift from you,
on the way she is not feeling well,
and you take her to the hospital,
Dr. Said - congrats! You became dad.
Now, you are in trouble.
You told the doctor that i am not the father of her child.
And girl said to doctor that he is the father of her child.
Again TENSION
Then police came and check your medical reports.
Reports said that you never became father.
Again Tension
And you said," thank God" and left from the hospital.
Then you think that the child which is playing in my house, who is the father of that child.

👉If Girls Wear A Mini Skirt They Look Sexy. 
How Will It Look If Boys Wear The Same?? 
It Will Look Like A Church Bell.

👉Take a walk inside our home with a toothbrush..

Read the text on the shampoo bottle within the shower..

Laugh at our jokes when we haven't even shared this with others yet..

Push the door when it clearly states "PULL".

Hate it in the event the wind messes our curly hair up..

Have to call each of our phones to find this.

. Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch.

. Turning our pillow all-around so we sleep on the coldside.

. When we stay upward late we count the quantity of hours of sleep we are certain to get..

Smiling While Reading This kind of..??

Funny Jokes Boy and Girl in Punjabi

Different styles of Proposing Girl. 

1.English- Will you be my gf? 

2.Hindi- Kya Aap Mujhse dosti karogi? 

3.Punjabi-Vehli Firdi Ain.? 'Garib' naal set ho ja.....

👉Saade punjab de lovers, 

Boy To Girl - Main aapse friendship karna chahta hu. 

Girl - Meri pehle se hi hai. 

Boy - Fer bhen banke apni kisi saheli naal hi gal karade.