Husband Wife Jokes Hindi Mein

Husband Wife Jokes Hindi Mein

Husband Wife Jokes Hindi Mein

Wife (On valentine's day): Kya gift du..?
Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo, Izzat karo, Tameez se baat kiya karo...Yehi kaafi hai...
Wife: Nahi, mein to gift hi dungi......!!!!!

👉Malkin- Kya hua tum 3 din kaam pe kyon nahi ayi ? 
Kaamwali- Maine facebook pe update kiya tha ke main ghar ja rahi hoon, 
aur aapke pati ne comment bhi kiya tha "miss u"

👉1 Chudail ne 60 saal ke shaadi shuda jode se kaha Main tum dono ki
1-1 wish puri kar sakti hun.
Wife > Main apne pati ke saath sari duniya ki sair karna chahti hun..
chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi.
Fir pati se poocha tum batao kya chahte ho ??
Pati> Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !
Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kar diya
Moral- Aadmi ko yaad rakhna chahiye ke chudail bhi aurat hi hoti hai.

👉Wife pati ko maar rahi thi. 
Padosi- Kyon maar rahi ho? 
Patni- Inko phone kiya to ek ladki boli aap jis se sampark karna chahte ho wo abhi vyast hai.