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Teacher Student Funny Jokes

Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai...

Beta at Home: Papa mujhe sab pata hai

Papa: beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Aunty to bas milne aati hain.

Beta: Mummy muje sab pata hai.

Mummy: beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas.

Beta (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai.

Ramu kaka: sab jaanne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.....!!

👉Teachar:~ Beta batao Parle G ke packet pe jo Green dot bana hai uska matlab kya hai? .. 

Baccha-mam iska matlab Parle G online baitha hai..

👉What is marketing? A teacher explained to MBA students as : 1.You see gorgeous girls in a party, you go to her and say I am rich ,marry me -That Is called direct marketing. 2.You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl andpointing at you tells her. he is very rich marry him - that's called advertising . 3.Girls comes to you and say" u r rich , will u marry me - that's called Brand recognition. 4. you say" i am very rich, marry me ", and she slaps you back , that is called customer feedback . 5. you say " i am very rich ,marry me", and she introduces you to her husband , that is called demand and supply GAP 6.Before you say i am very rich , marry me, Your wife arrives , that is restriction from entering new market.

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