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ADAT or ADA mein kya fark hai,
Road ke Nal se pani GARIB piye to ADAT
or
Rahul Gandhi piye to ADA
Ab SMS ko hi lelo
HuM bheje to ADAT or
AAP padh ke Muskuraye to ADA.
👉Give me some sunshine - Assam
Give me some rain - Maharashtra
Give me personally another chance - Kejriwal
I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi
👉LALU PRASAD:-"I love u" ka matlab ka hota hai?
SONIA GANDHI :-Mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU:- Lo Kar lo baat..
Angreji me ek sawaal ka puch liya..Sasuri fida ho gai..
👉15 Aug aa raha hai.
Aapke pas Manmohan ya soniya gandhi ka call aayega..
Aapse mera Number mange to mat dena.
mujhse nhi hota
ye bar bar chief guest banna.
👉A donkey goes to GUINESS BOOK OFFICE to check,
If He's Still The Most Stupid Animal on Earth Or Not?
He Came Out Angrly Shouting- Ye Saala ......Rahul Gandhi .......
Kaun Hai ?
👉Poore India me ek hi jagah aisi hai jaha ye Khane ki chiz itni Sasti milti hai,
Tea=1.00
Soup=5.50
Daal=1.50
Meals=2.00
Chapati=1.00
Chicken=24.50
Dosa=4.00
Biryani=8.00
Fish=13.00
Ye sab items sirf Garibo k liye he,
Aur ye sab available hai...
"INDIAN PARLIAMENT CANTEEN"
Aur un Garibo ka Pagar hai Rs.80,000 per months.
Without Income Tax.
Pls. send it 2 at least 5 Nagrik INKI GARIBI SABKO PATA TO CHALE!
Vande Maataram.
joke to roj forward karte ho,
Isko bhi kr k dekho..
Jai Hind
👉One of the most laughable statements that Mr. Atal Behari Vajpayee has said during his lifetime.
Smt. Indira Gandhi ke do bete they.
Ek ko plane chalane ka shonk tha.
Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.
Doosre ko desh chalane ka shonk tha.
Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya.
👉Barso Pehle Purani Delhi Se Dur Sunsan Jagah 1 Bada Ped Tha.
Us Ped Ke Niche Baithkar Lutere Chori Ka Maal Bata Karte The.
Ab us Ped Ki Jagah Parliament Hai.
👉Akhilesh Yadav UP ke ek Gaon ke Ghar Mein jakar ek Aurat se Bole,
" Ab hum aa gaye hain, Ab Vikaaas Hoga "
Aurat : " Pichli Baar Bhi Tumne Yahi Kaha Tha,
Par Munni Hui Thi.."
👉Rahul : Mom hum iss desh ko kab tak lootengey
Sonia : ''JAB TAK HAI JAAN''
Rahul: ohh Par humari help kon karega?
Sonia: ''SON OF SARDAR''
👉Sonakshi Sinha: Thappad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Sahab,
Pyaar Se Lagta Hai!
Kejriwal: Tu Rahne De Behan,
Mujhe pade hain mujhe pata hai.
👉OBAMA - we have item bombs like Angelina, Britney, Madonna
what do you have ??
Manmohan Singh- we have Imran Hashmi professional bomb diffuser.
👉Sonia out of danger..
Country continue to be in danger..
Food security bill passed.
"Food" for the Poor, "Security" for the congress and "Bill" for the tax payers.
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