Happy Womens Day Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp

बिना स्कूल गए बच्चे पास हो रहे है।
बिना ऑफिस गए पतिदेव काम कर रहे हैं।
सरकार हमें भी बताए
बिना रसोई में गए खाना कैसे बनाएं।

महिला दिवस पर महिला पूछ रही है।

👉Most women usually have only two problems:

1. Nothing to wear

2. No place to keep all the clothes .....!!!!!!!

👉At cinema:

How much for popcorns?

250 only ma'am.

Cool. Two buckets.

At market:

Dhaniya kaisa diya?

₹20 madam.

LOOT MACHA RAKHI HAI TUMNE.

👉Funny Definitions:-

1)Laziness?

Asking lift for morning walk.

I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred...

the top answer was:

"Get the hell out of my bathroom!!"

2)Craziness?

Get blank paper xerox.

3)Honesty?

Pregnant women taking 2 tickets.

4)Dehydration?

Cow giving milk powder.

5)Fashion?

Lungi with a zip.

6) Hope?

A 99 yr old women purchasing a life time sim card.

👉Tips for women who love to cook!

: 1)while seasoning if you put few drops of whiskey the oil doesn't burn

2)while kneading dough put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown

3)if you add a few drops of vodka in paneer it will not spoil in summer time

4) while making kadhi if you add a few drops of brandy the buttermilk will not be sour and kadhi will taste sweet

5)putting red wine in rasam will enhance the taste

If you can't manage the above pour 2 pegs in your husband's stomach-- then it doesn't matter how the food tastes!!

👉Ladies ke saath kya-2 hota hai..

Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu.?

Dhobi: madam Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Main Abhi Aata Hu.

Photocopy Wala: Madam Aage Piche dono taraf se kar du.

👉Kehte hain aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai..

Bilkul sahi hai !! Q k agar us ke haath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra de toh 6 inch ki kar deti hai jaise..

"Chapati" think positive yaar..

Happy Womens Day Hilarious Jokes

👉This one's a Ladies special

Written by a lady

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.

My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

His theory is the car will be stolen.

Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc, I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey", I stammered; (I always call him "honey" in times like these.) "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Idiot", he shouted, "I dropped you at the hotel !"

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."

He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."..

Oo womania ooo ooo womania...

👉3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..

He had to choose one of them..

He tested by giving them

Rs. 5000 each 2 spend...

1st bought make up stuff & new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him..

2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes & said she wanted him to look good..

3rd one invested the money, Got profit & returned him original amount,

saying that she saved the rest for their future..

Finally MAN decided to marry the Lady who was

The Prettiest

Moral: Men Will Be Men..

👉There is nothing more expensive than a female tear

When a single drop comes out,

it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "Dior" mascara ;)

then when it comes down to cheek..

it mixes with D&G blusher

and in case it touches the lips,,

it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

this means that a single drop is worth at least Rs.1500.

Shero Shayari

Happy Womens Day Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp