Funny Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp Status

UNKNOWN CALL

HE: do you have a bf?

SHE: yes! who are you?

HE: tera bhai, kamini tu ghar aa aaj dhulai karta hu.!

ANOTHER UNKNWN CALL

HE: do you have a bf?

SHE: oh no no! who r u?

HE: i am your bf, cheater you brok My heart.!

SHE: oh darling sorry i thought you are my brother!

HE: tera bhai hi hun kamini aaj toh bus ghar ane ki der hai.

👉Ek ladka english ke paper mein fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se.

1) Main ek aam aadmi hun- i am a mango man.

2) Mujhe english aati hai- English comes to me.

3) Mera taaluq haripur hazara se hai- I belong to greenpur thousanda.

4) Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hain- Tablets are walking on the road.

👉Aaj ka kaam kal par chhod do

Ho sakta hai kal tak us kaam ke liye koi machine ban jaye

By:William kaamchor..

👉Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna.

Duniya mein kuch mile na mile..

2 chije hak se leni chahiye..

Samose de naal xtra chatni te Golgappe khaan to bad golgappe da pani..

👉1 Aadmi desh bhakti ka geet gane par pit gaya kyön?

Suniye Song

Ae mere vatan ke logo jara aankh mein bhar lo pani,

jo shahid hue hain unki,

tussi ghar le aao Janani.

👉Aasmaan par udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..

kya tumhe zameen par girne ka daar nai ..

usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha..

Je shakal changi nahi gal ta changi kar ..

👉1 tota or uska maalik jahaaz mein safar kar

rahe the,

Airhosts Gujri to tote ne seeti baza di,

Airhosts ne muskra ke piche dekha ,,

To uske maalik ne bhi seeti baza di,

Airhosts ne complaint kar di,

elaan hua ke dono ko jahaaz se niche phenk

do,,,

darwaaze par tota malik se bola;

Uddna aunda aa?

Malik: nahi,,,,

Tota: fer aapni maa nu chedeyaa kyu c..

Funny Jokes in Hindi For Status

Aap jante hai ki is duniya ka sabse kamina insan koun hai? . .

Socho? . . . . . . . . . .

Ans. Is sms ka sabse pahla shabad..

👉Sachin fans watching CRICKET,

Shahrukh fans watching MOVIES,

Saniya fans watching TENNIS,

My fan is reading my SMS crazy fans!

har waqt lage rehte hain..

👉Conducter ek Bacche se:-

Tum hamesha Darwaje

mein khade rehte ho,

Tumhara Baap Chokidar hai kya.?

Baccha:-

Tu hamesa Paise mangta hai,

Tera Baap Bhikhari hai kya..?

👉Ek Rexona naam ki Ladki thi, jiske parents ka naam Dayna or Cinthol tha,

Ek Margo naam ka Ladka jo Rexona ko Love karta tha or Rexona bhi Margo ko apna Lifeboy banana chahti thi..

Dono ka Love Pears ki tarah saaf tha dono ki shadi Fair & Glow garden mein hoti hai..

Shaadi mein Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Savlon, Nirma, Vivel, etc. aate hai..

Shaadi ke kuch saal baad unke judwa bachche hote hai jinka naam hai- JONSON & JONSON.

YE EK TARIKA THA AAP KO BATANE KA plz roz nahaiyega.

👉Traffic police wala chalan book nikal ke bola: "naam bol.. ??

Ladka bola: "trikulavatt thekkeparambli swami".

Police wala (chalan book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dheere chalana...

👉1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka dalne bank gaya or kaha-

Arz hai,

Takdeer mein jo hai wahi Milega..

Hands Up koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.

Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankhon se nikal do,

jo kuch bhi tumhare paas ho wo is bag mein daal do.

Bahut koshish karta hu teri yaad bhulane ki,

koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki,

Jate huye arz hai- Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera, main goli maar dunga jisne picha kiya mera.

👉Is Waqt Hindustan mein 4 Badi Problems Hain:

1.berozgari..

2.Mehangaai..

3.Bomb Blast

Nojawano Ko Har Hafte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAAR..

👉Ek Daaku (Lady Se):

Ye Saare Zevar Mujhe De De?

Lady: Le, Ye Le

Payal Le,

Jhumke Le,

Chudi Le,

Chain Le,

Long Le,

Sab Le Le.

Aurat ban ja Kutte!!

👉Nokrani se bartan toot gaya..

Malkin ne kaha:" Haramzaadi ye kya kiya tune ??

Bacha: Mumma ye" HARAMZADI kya hai ??

Maa: (Ye sochte hue k bacha gaali na seekh

jaye) isliye keh diya:" Sehatmand"

Agle din phir 1 or bartan toot gya,

Malkin ne phir se gali di:

"kameeni"phir bartan tod dia..

Bacha: Maa" kameeni kya hota hai ??

Maa:"kamzor"

1 din bache ki dadi beemaar ho gai,

Bacha maa k sath dadi ko dekhne gaya aur kehne laga,

Maa dadi pehle kitni "haramzaadi thi ab kitni "kameeni hoti ja rahi hain..

👉Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

SAMSUNG hospital ke MOTOROLA ward mein hai,

Dr. NOKIA or Dr. SPICE Ka kehna hai ki sms ki botle chahiya.

So Plz Help & SmS me.

Shero Shayari

Funny Jokes in Hindi For Whatsapp Status