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Tv Serial Funny Jokes in Hindi
Breaking News:
Supreme court passes brand-new rule,
Marriage certificate not required,
if alok nath gives aashirwad..
👉STAR PLUS Aur COLORS Ka Ek FaydaTo Hai,
Jab Ghar Wale Inko Dekh Rahe Ho...
Kitni Der Bhi Cellular phone Pe Kisi Se Lage Raho...
Koi Tension Nahi...
👉Me watching TV alone.!!
Ads: Cycle Agarbatti, Maggi, Noodles, Ultratech Cement, etc etc
Suddenly Parents enter.!!
Ads: Manforce Condoms, Whisper, Choice, Set Wet very very sexy etc etc.
👉KBC shuru ho Raha hai,
Ye kon Banega crorepati in hindi kbc game ka pehla question hai direct entry ke liye..
"Do zero do chaar" inme se kaun sa hai?
(a) 0044
(b) 0024
(c) 2024
(d) 2044
👉@ Tarak mehta @
Exam ke time pe neend acchi aati hai.
Wah wah
Exam ke time pe neend acchi aati hai.
Wah wah
Jethalal ke dukan jane ke time pe hi babita niche kyon aati hai.
👉Koi mujh par emotional attyachar ka Loyalti test hi karwa Lo,
kam se kam 5 din k liye koi to milegi..
Someone get me a loyalty test for emotional abuse
Someone will be available for at least 5 days ..
👉ACP: Daya mujhe to pehle se shak tha is maggi par..
Daya: Wo kyu sir..?
ACP: Ek to Female... Aur upar se 2 min. mein Taiyar!!!..
Kuch to gadbad thi..
👉अगर मल्लिका शेरावत महाभारत में द्रोपदी का किरदार निभाती हैं,
दुर्योधन बोलेगा ... दुशासन, पेहना।
भाभी को साड़ी,
हम भी देखना चाहते हैं कि वह कपड़ों में कैसी दिखती है।
👉सुबह 9 बजे रामायण देखते हुए मेरे बेटे को यह देखकर बहुत आश्चर्य हुआ कि राजा दशरथ की तीन रानियां थी।
वह बोला, ऐसा कैसे हो सकता है डैडी, मेरी तो सिर्फ एक ही मम्मी है।
मैंने ठण्डी साँस भर के कहा, हाँ क्या करें बेटा, तेरी अगर तीन मम्मी होती तो कितना अच्छा होता ।
भीतर से श्रीमती जी ने जोर से कहा, 12 बजे उसको महाभारत दिखाऊँगी जिसमें द्रोपदी के पाँच पति थे ।
एकदम खामोशी छा गई ।
Tv Serial Comedy Jokes in Hindi
👉ACP to Boy : To tum is Ladki K Boyfriend Ho…
hmmm
DAYA : What.!! Ye Aap Kya Keh Rahe Hain Sir…
ye Uss Ladki Ka boyfrnd hai…..??
ACP : Haan Daya haan ye wahi hai uss ladki Ka Boyfrnd..
Abhijeet : Oh My God.. sir iska Matlab Ye Ladki iski Girlfriend hai…
Kajal : yes Sir iska matlab ye Dono ek dusre Ko jaante hain or pyar karte hain..
👉What is the interesting thing in Tom n Jerry....??
Saale pura din Nange ghumenge par jab Nahane jayenge to Swim Suit pehan kar jayenge...
👉Don't curse life to be unfair to you.
Whenever you really feel like a loser..
remember that you have people who participate in Bigg Boss.
👉Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikar hai,
par main Satyamev Jayate nahi dekh paunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyu?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyuki us time Chhota Bheem aata hai !!!
👉Bigg Boss 6 is started in few days and now the place for this is Lonavala.
Now it is running 98 days.
Area of Big Boss 6 is around 15,000 square feet.
So youngsters enjoy the female participants of Big Boss 6.
👉Ek Kutta Rooz Ek Ladki Ko Milne Jaata Hai !!!
Wah Wah....
Ek Kutta Roz Ek Ladki Ko MilneJaata Hai !!! .
Ab Aap Hi Bataao.....
" Yeh Rishta Kya Keh laata Hai "
👉There's new serial started on sony "Bade ache lagte hain"
Ab mujhe batao BADE
(.) (.)
Kisko acche nahi lagte..
👉Ek aadmi ki beti "LAADO" Bachpan se japan mein thi
Wo india aayi per airport se return ho gayi
Q ki waha board laga tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LAADO"..
👉Kunti made timetable 4 dropdi..
Mon=Yudhishtar
Tue=Arjun
Wed=Bheem
Thu+Fri=Nakul
Sat+Sun=Sehdev
Nakul Sehdev rone lage:
Maa din chahe 1 do, par bheem se pehle do.
👉Why I hate CID...
Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha
LADY: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach mein Tumhara Bhai Tha ??
LADY: Haan Sir... Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki Behen Ho..
👉Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega.
Hum CID se hai, koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA.
👉What we learn from Indian Television Ads..??
You Don't Need Singing Skills To Be An Indian Idol, You Just Need Fair & Lovely..!!
That No One Can Eat Cadbury Dairymilk Chocolate Without Getting It All Across Their Face..!!
To Close Bathroom Door While Brushing Teeth, Else A Tv Reporter Might Step In & Ask "Kya Aapke Toothpaste Mein Namak Hai?"
Don't Buy Reliance..!! Even Anushka Sharma Couldn't Convince Ranvijay To Buy It..!!
That Both Kareena Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan Have Serious Dandruff Problem..!!
That If You Don't Use Harpic, People Will Barge Into Your House To Clean Your Toilet..!!
That Only Thing Super Hot Girls Care About Is Your 140 Rupees Deodorant Bathed Body!
Money Minded Women Will Fall For Any Guy Who Applies A Deo Or Uses A Fairness Cream. No Other Quality Matters!!
That Salman With A Relaxo Chappal Can Achieve Many Great Things, Unlike The Salman Without The Chappals..!!
That Your Mom Will Be Proud Of You If You Take A Bath In A
Puddle Of Mud! #Daag Ache Hain.
👉Kaun Banega Crorepati 5 Crore ka SawaaL..
Que:- Woh Do Log Kaun Hai..?
JO NoKiA MobiLe oN Karne Par Haath MiLate hAin.?
👉Mujhe To News Wali Aunty Se Darr Lagta Hai.
Wo Kehti Hai,
Jo Sab Chhupate Hain,
Wo Hum Dikhate Hain.
Tauba-Tauba..
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