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Funny Jokes in Hindi

Funny jokes in hindi

Haramkhori ki hadh

Ek aadmi ne akhbar mein vigyapan diya ke ek Naukar chahiye,

Tankha kuch nahi milegi, sirf bhojan milega.

Kismat ka maara, ek bichara ponch gya aur pucha ke sir kaam kya hoga?

Usne kaha- kuch nahi, bas do logo ka subah aur sham ka nashta, dupahar aur raat ka khana bagal wale gurudware ke langar se roz lana hai.

Ek tumhara ek mera.

Funny jokes in hindi

👉Sher aur sherni ped k neeche baithe the,

Itne mein achanak ek khargosh

Unke samne se Teji se bhagta hua Nikal gya..

Sherni- ye kya tha?

Sher- Fast food

👉Shaadi hamesha acha khana pakane wali Kanya se karna,

Kyoki shaadi k Baad pyar Kam ho jata hai

Bhookh nahi..

👉Train mein do yaatri..

Pehla- WhatsApp hamesha Insaan Ko aage badhata hai..

Dusra- vo kaise?

Pehla- ab mujhe hi dekh lijiye, do station peeche utarna tha..

👉Satyug mein shabri ne ek ek ber pehle khud chakhkar tab Ramji Ko khilaye the

Kalyug mein Zomato pehle khana khud chakhkar aap tak pahucha raha hai..

👉Reactions of KISSING in various Countries

America: - Kiss me hard !

France: - Kiss me Slowly !

In India

Jaldi karo koi aa jayega.

👉Yeh dua meri liye nahi meri MUMMY ke liye hai.. 

plz aap sab bhi dua karo hey bhagwan, 

meri MUMMY ko jald se jald pyari si bahu de de..

👉CEO of Audi while justifying its high cost: "We have 12 airbags, safety controls, safety censors, safety parking assistance, safe..."

Man: "We have Durga Ma and Babaji on the dashboard, hanuman ji on rear view mirror, Nimbu Mirch on bumper and Maa di Lal Chunni around the rear view mirror...

Don't worry about our safety...Tu price kam kar "

Funny Jokes Hindi

👉Pehle dukano par likha hota tha,

"Grahak Bhagwan hai"

Tab devte ki feeling aaya karti thi,

Ab likha hota hai,

"Aap camere ki nazar mein hain"

Ab chor Jaisi feeling aati hai..

Rishta wahi soch nai..

👉Pehle 5 hi chodna mushkil tha,

Ab 10 ho Gaye,

Kaam, Krodh, lobh, Moh, ahankaar,

+

Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube aur WhatsApp!!

It was difficult to leave the first 5,
Now it's 10,
Kama, anger, greed, fascination, ego,
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Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, YouTube and Whatsapp !!

👉Ek aadmi Roz Baar mein jata aur teen gilaas beer mangwata,

Wo teeno gilaas se ek ek sip maarta khatam hone tak,

Ek din waiter se raha nahi gya,

Usne pucha k tum teen gilas Kyun mangwate ho?

Ek gilas se bhi pee sakte ho?

Wo aadmi udaas hote hue bola k hum teen bachpan k dost hain,

Par bahut door door rehte hain,

Isliye do gilaas unke aur ek mere liye mangwata hu,

Aisa lagta hai k wo mere paas hain aur hum saath saath pee rahe hain,

Kuch dino k Baad us aadmi ne sirf do gilaas beer mangwayi,

Wo bahut udaas Nazar aa Raha tha,

Kewal do gilaas mein se sip krke pee raha tha,

Waiter ne socha k shaid is aadmi ka ek dost nipat gya,

Waiter usko satwana Dene k liye uske pass pohncha,

Waiter ne pucha k tumhare ek dost ko kya hua?

Aaj Kewal do gilaas hi Kyun mangwaye?

Us aadmi ne badi mayeusi se jawab diya,

K mere dono dost bilkul thik hain,

Par main navratra mein sharab nahi Peeta..

👉Yamraj budhia Ko Lene Ponche,

Toh budhia boli bas 2 mint

Yamraj - 2 min mein kya kar logi?

Budhia - Status daalna hai.

Travelling to yamlok..

Funny Jokes in Hindi

Boy : Yaar hum hindi bolte hain,

english bolte hain,

but maths kyun nahi ?

Friend : Jyada 3-5 mat kar,

9-2-11 ho ja varna 4-5 dhar dunga,

36 ke 6 reh jayenge samjha…

👉Air Hostess- Sir aap kya loge ?

Man- Milk badam, kheer, Paneer pakoda, tandoori chicken with naan.

Air hostess- Sir aap plane mein baithe ho,

apne baap ki shaadi mein nahi..

👉Agar aap janna chahte hai apne pyar ki gehrai to type kare luv_ur name ur partner's name & send it to ur PAPA no.

fir BAPU dasuga pyar di gehrai.

👉Baarish mein hazam ho sake vaisa halka khana lena chahiye,

Ye koi bolne ki baat nahi hai,

Pachne mein sabse halka paani hota hai,

Matlab tel paani se bhi halka hota hai,

Usi tel mein agar pakode daalo,

Toh wo turant hi upar tairte hain,

Matlab pakode tel se b halke,

Iska matlab ye hua k pachne mein sabse halke pakode hain,

Toh baarish mein khoob pakode khayein..

👉Beggar: Baba kuch de do bahut bhuka hu.

Man: 100 Rs. dikhate hue bola 50 Rs hai tumhare paas?

Beggar khushi se: G hai

Man: To Pehle woh to kharch kar le...

👉Height of gettting lucky:

My neighbor's wife texted me, 

'I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean...?

I replied : 'I don't know, Love You, Talk To You Later !

She replied : ' No problem. I'll ask you later... Love you too...

👉Jailer: Fansi se pehle kisse miloge?

Aadmi : Biwi Se

Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi

Aadmi: Maa-Baap to agla janam lete hi mil jyenge

biwi ke liye phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

👉Modern Mehmangiri: When guests visit your home, 

you should be a good host and ask "Kya lenge?

Chai?

Cold Drink?

Ya...

Wi-Fi Password?"

Funny Jokes in Hindi

👉एक फ्लैट में घंटी बजती है,

और महिला जो घर में अकेली है...

दरवाज़ा खोलती है...

भिक्षुक: "माई, भिक्षा दे।"

महिला:"ले लो, महाराज..."

भिक्षुक:"माई..., ज़रा यह द्वार पार करके बाहर तो आना।"

वह द्वार पार करके बाहर आती है।

भिक्षुक (उसे पकड़ते हुए ) :-

"हा... हा...हा...

मैं भिक्षुक नहीं, रावण हूं !"

महिला:-

"हा...हा... हा...

मैं कहा सीता हूं,

कामवाली बाई हूँ।"

(पिक्चर अभी बाकी है...!)

रावण :-

"हा..हा..हा..

सीता का अपहरण करके आज तक पछता रहा हूं,

तुम्हें ले जाऊंगा तो मंदोदरी खुश हो जायेगी। उसे भी कामवाली बाई की ही ज़रूरत है..."

महिला :-

"हा...हा... हा...

पगले, सीता को ढूंढने सिर्फ राम आऐ थे ...!!!!!

मुझे ढुंढने  सारी सोसायटी आएगी।"

👉Everyday a Mom would drop her 7yr old son to high school . . . at some point Mom was busy so Dad took the boy....

Later Mom asked, 'How was drive with Dad?'

Son : it had been very strange !!! within the entire drive we didn't see one .....

Idiot, 

Andha,

Behra,

Gadha,

Nonsense, 

Ullu ka Patha

We Just Saw :

Wow

Beautiful

Oye Hoye

Marr Javan ...!!

👉Total Classic!!! 

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya.

Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain,

Wo Stage Pe Gya, Aur Bola 

Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. 

Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye. 

10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf. . 

Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. 

Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye. 

10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye . 

Ab Aadmi Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab ko (ladki wale in addition to ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha 

"Ye Birthday Party hai... haraamkhoro"

👉American kids on eiffel Tower. "

Wow, what a beautiful view."

Indian kids on eiffel tower.

"Chal dekhte hai kiski thook pehle neeche girti hai.."

aaakkk thuuuu..!!

👉Apne baare mein kabhi bura mat socho...

kyoki iske liye bhagwaan ne hamare rishtedaron or padosion ko poora theka diya hai.

so keep smiling

Jokes in Hindi

👉‪Facebook ‬purchased ‪whatsapp ‬in 19 billion.

‪Microsoft ‬purchased ‪Nokia ‬in 7.7 billion.

‪Google ‬purchased ‪YouTube ‬in 1.65 billion.

Google purchased ‪Motorola ‬in 12.5 billion.

Oracle purchased sun and java in 7.4 billion.

HP Purchased compac in 25 billion.

Microsoft purchased Skype in 8.5 billion!!

👉Dear Mark Zukerberg,

Facebook Doesn't Work Properly these days

Finally Time aa gaya,

OLX pe bech de..

👉A man says to a trainer in the gym:
"I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?"
The trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

👉Fact one -: All beautiful Girl’s r married.
Fact second -: All handsome men are gay.
Fact three -: you are handsome!

👉Google May Be The Most Powerful Search Engine But............ ­
Mandir Se Gum Hui Chappal Google ka baap bhi Nahi Dhund sakta !

👉Abhi tak ka sabse khatarnak joke

Tring tring

hello aunty ji Payal hai..??

haan beta dono pero mein hai...

👉2 Ladkiyan bus mein seat ke liye lad rahi thi..

Conductor: Kyun lad rahi ho?

Jo umar mein badi ho wo baith jaye..

Bas fir kya..

Dono poore raste khadi hi rahi.

👉10 year Income :-P Teacher 25 Lakh Engineer 45 Lakh IAS 70 Lakh Dr. 1 Crore Nirmal baba 238 Crore Ramdev 1177 Crore Satyasai 4000 crore CHOOSE CAREER CAREFULY Chhodo Ghar baar, chalo Haridwar.

👉1 ladke Ko uska Sasur Jute Maar Raha Tha

Aadmi-Q Mar Rahe Ho? 

Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya, 

TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho. 

Saale ne use bhi dosto Ko Forward kar diya.

👉Ek buddha ladki ko kiss kar raha tha ekdum se kaapne lag gaya..
Girl: kya hua.
Buddha: pata nahi romantic ho raha hu ya praan nikal rahe hain..

👉Police wala: Aaj mere pass gaadi hai, bangla hai, naukar chakar hain, tumhare pass kya hai?
Teacher: Mere pass garmi ki chuttian hain.
Bechara police wala foot foot kar ro pada.

Very Funny Jokes in Hindi

👉2 Ladkiya 1 mote bachhe ka pet dekh ke boli:-
"Oye mote yeh Paani ka Matka Kitne ka hai"?
Bacha Gusse mein Apni Pant Utaar kar bola:-
"NAL" ke saath Rs500".....

👉Advice for life
Life is too Short . . . . . . . .
So Plz don’t waste ur time in removing pen-drive safely.
Aise hi khinch liya karo yaar..!!

👉Aapko Khushian Itni Mile Jitni Musharraf Ko Gaaliyan,
Aapki Zindagi Se Gham Aise Khatam Ho Jaise PTV Se Haya,
AapKo GEO Jaisa Sabar Mile,
Shohrat Itni Mile Jitni “BB” Ko Mili,
Health Aisi Mile Jaise SANGEETA Ko,
OR
Aapke Din Aise Phirain Jaisay Zardari Ke!!!

👉Aa gya 2nd October..

Yaad hai na kya hua tha?

Vijay apni family Ko lekar Panji gya tha satsang ke liye.

Aur agle din 3 October Ko shaam mein wapis aaya tha.

👉There is a marriage of one Auto Rickshaw man.
He searches his soul mate from Bharat matrimony.
When his bridegroom sat with him at the time of the wedding.
Husband: Please come close to me, there is a space for one more girl.
Then what happened everybody knows...

👉Ek kisaan luti hui izzat ki halat mein gaon mein aaya, Sab ne poocha-Kya hua..?
Kisaan-Shehar mein anaaj bech raha tha "GEHOON LE LO", Kamino ne samja "GAY-HU-LE-LO"!!

👉Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se-Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahin To Dekha Hai?

Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath.

A woman from a beggar - I've seen you somewhere before?

Beggar - what is Memsaab, just chatted with me on Facebook yesterday.

👉Chhod diye wo dhande,

jinke anjaam the gande, 

pure 2 din nek kaam mein bitaunga, 

ab new year ke baad hi nayi ladki pataunga. 

hat jao..

Mandir jane do..

👉Jinhe zada vayu (gas) ki samasya hai,

kripya vo yoga na kare,

apne piche bethne walo ke prati daya bhaav rakhna,

bhi eh tarah se yoga hi mana jayega..

janhit mein jaari..

Happy Yoga Day...

Latest Funny Jokes For Status

👉1. National Sister- Mamta Banerjee

2. National Girlfriend- Sunny Leone

3. National Tension- Salman Khan's Marriage

4. National Bachelor- Rahul Gandhi

5. National Dehshat- Sequel of Ra.One

6. National food- Kasam

7. National Struggler- Abhishek Bachchan

8. National Judge- Archana Puran Singh

9. National Mom- Sonia Gandhi

10. National Jamaai- Robert Vadra

11. National Book- Face Book

12. National Robot-Manmohan Singh

13. National Bank- Swiss Bank

14. National God- Sachin Tendulkar

15. National Show- Comedy Nights with Kapil

16. National Tiger- Narendra Modi

17: National Time Pass:

Whatsapp

Amul - The taste of India

Babool - The paste of India

Rahul Gandhi- The waste of India.

Modi- the best of india.

Sonia- The guest of India.

👉Ek bhootni baal katwane gayi, insaan ke vesh mein..

Bhootni: Baal katwane hain…

Naai (Salon): baad mein aana, abhi busy hoon..

tabhi.. bhootni ka jawab sunkar naai behosh!!

Aisa kya kaha bhootni ne, ki wo behosh ho gaya?

Mundi rakhkar jaa rahi hoon Step-Cut kar dena… Baad mein le jaungi!! 

👉Nepali k mobile pe raat 2 baje phone aya: Aap so to nahi rahe the?

Nepali Gusse me bola:

Kamino

Zaruri nahi k har nepali ChowkidaR ho

kuch momos or spring roll wale b hote hai!!

👉I am jealous of people who own a Samsung Note 2

because they just have to attach 4 wheels to turn the damn thing into a skateboard....

👉Agar hase to aap har gayee...ok...ready hai aap...to suniiyee...

Maan lo aap bus me safar kar rahe ho.

Aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai.

inteffak se gaana jhor se baj raha hai.

Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smartly tarike se gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue gas release kr di taki kisi Ko bhi PTA na chale.

Bt Jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain

Aur 

Achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki

Gaana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha..!

Hanso mat, market mein naya hai.

I know aap har gae ho..

👉JOB in Airtel.

Send ur resume to careers@airtel.in

Last Date:

30th June 2015.

Location:Mumbai.

Salary: 95,000/- per month.

Job Description:

To sit on Airtel tower

& stop IDEA signals!

First preference IIN Students

👉Ek Room mein 5 dost rehte the.

1. Pagal

2. Fudu

3. Dimag

4. Koi Nahi

5. Kisi

Ek Din Koi Nahi ne Kisi Ko Mar Diya.

us waqt Dimag Bathroom mein tha

Pagal Ne Police Ko call kiya.

Hello Police Koi Nahi ne Kisi Ka Qatal Kar diya Hai.

Police: Oye Kiya Tum Pagal Ho?

Pagal: G Mein Pagal Hu.

Police: Tere Paas Dimag Nahi Hai?

Pagl: G Dimag toh Bathroom Mein Hai...

Police: O Fudu

Pagl: Nahi G Main toh Pagal Hu. Fudu to msg padh raha hai...

Hahahaha

top class beizzati

Hanso mat mere saath bhi aisa hua hai jaldi forward karo

Warna ye message aam ho jayega......

👉Lala & jatt narak mein mile. 

Lala: Tu kaise mara?? 

Jatt: Thand se or tu?? 

Lala: Mujhe laga meri biwi ka affair hai, 

jab ghar gya to koi nahi tha, 

sharm se maine zehar kha liya. 

Jatt- Saale agar friz khol ke dekh leta to na tu sharm se marta or na main thand se..

👉Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Mein Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi.

Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein.

Pass Baithe Ladke Ko gussa Aa Gya.

Usne Bottle Uthai aur Puri Ek Ghunt Mein Pee Gaya or Bola..

Aise Pee Jaati Hai..

Budiya Boli..

Beta Main To Paan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.!

👉1 Bacha darwaje ki bell bajane ki koshish kar Raha tha 

1 buzurg ne dekha or bell bajadi or bola:- Beta or kuch? . . . 

Bacha:-Ab bhag buddhe..pata nahi kiska ghar hai..

👉"TATA" Walo Ne to Had Kardi. 

Bade Poster Mein 1 Ladki dikhate Hain Aur Likhte Hain..

"LAGE RAHO RAAT BHAR SIRF 10 PAISE MEIN...!

"Bas Saale Address nahi Dete...!

👉Ramdev: Aaj aurat itna kam kapde pehnti hain, 

unki taange, peeth, pura badan nanga dikhta hai. 

Ek ladke ki aawaz aayi: Baba, Yoga karvao, subah subah mood mat banvao.

👉Yamraj: Tumko narak mila hai par tumhare paapo ki saza aisi hogi ki.

Roj raat 2 glass daru aur 1 Ladki milegi.

glass mein ched hoga par ladki mein nahi.

👉Ek aadmi ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to pichhvade se PAAD nikal gaya, 

Dobara phunk maari to fir wohi hua,

Aadmi gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola

"LE TU BUJHA LE"

👉Read till the end 

Ek aurat bachey ko liye ro rahi thi..

Buzurg ne Rone ki wajah puchi, 

Aurat ne kaha ke mera bacha bimar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahi hain. 

Buzurg ne 1000 ka note diya or kaha jao dawa le lo or Rs. 100 ka doodh bhi le lena or baki paise mujhe wapas kar dena..

Aurat thodi der baad dawa or doodh le aayi or baki Rs. 700 buzurg ko wapas kar diye.. 

Buzurg khush hua or sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jaati..

Doctor ko fees mil gayi, Bache ko dawa mil gai, or mera nakli note bhi chal gaya...!!!

👉2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the. 

Tabhi SHER ne lift mangi, 

To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola "soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo ke sath ghumne laga hai..

👉GYAN GANGA . 

1)Dog road par ulta pada tha toh log uski pooja karne lage, Q? 

Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD. . 1 or 

2)Mare hue insan ke muh mein kya daaloge? 

Birla Cement, Qki "IS CEMENT MEIN JAAN HAI" . 1 or . 

3)Wat is the cube of 13 

Ans.- Suroor, coz TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR . "Chalo 1 aur" . 

4)Wat would you call a girl who never laughs? HASI-NAA. . "bas 1 or" . 

5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowledge? . 

Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to "GK" kya karege.

👉Ek aadmi scooter leke nikla aur "wrong side"mein chalne laga aur tension mein aa gaya aur bola: shit YAAR. 

Aaj fir late ho gaya sab log vapas aa rahe hain.

👉Bili Ped Pe Chadi To Bandar Ne Pucha Upar Kyo Aayi

Bilii:-apple Khane 

Bandar:-Ye To Aam Ka Ped Hai 

Bili:-saleya.. Tu Zyada Chaudhary na Ban apple nal liayi haan..

👉1Aunty bus mein khadi Thi 1Bacha bola-

Aap meri jagah baith jao 

Aunty ne usey thappad maar dia.. Kyu? 

Kyuki Baccha papa ki godd mein baitha tha.

👉MUST READ

JATT : Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.

SALES GIRL: Kya aapke pas Kutta hai?

JATT : Haan ghar pe hai.

SALES GIRL : Sorry! Store policy hai ke zarurat dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

JATT :Mujhe Cat Food lena hai.

SALES GIRL : Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 din bad JATT bag le ke store aya aur bola:

Bag mein hath dal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL haath dal ke boli:

Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum chez hai. Kiya hai?

JATT : Ye meri TaTTi hai, 0r mujhe aaj"TOILET PAPER lena hai..

👉Ek baar pappu bank mein gaya

Kamino mere ko A/C kholna hai.. 

Lady:- Tameez se baat kijiye,

Pappu: Tameez ki maa ki ankh, account kon kholega wo bata,

Lady manager ko complaint karne gayi.

Manager:- kyu batameezi kar rahe ho, 

Pappu: Batameezi ki maa ki ankh, meri 2 crore ki lottery lagi hai, batao account kaun kholega,

Manager: arrey sir aap bhi kaha is chudail se baat kar rahe ho, 

main yaha kya aisi tesi krwane betha hun, plzz come sir..

Paisa bolta hai boss

👉Ek black african Girl ko God ne pankh de diye wo khushi se boli- 

wow, god kya ab main pari ban gayi hu? 

God: nahi pagli tu ab chamgadad ban gayi hai.

👉Lady: ye tumhe kya sujha ki tumne kutta paal liya? 

Neighbour: Taaki logon ko pata na chal sake ki kaun bhonk raha hai.

👉Hanuman ji:

Bhole nath ab main dharti par nahi reh sakta.

Shivji: Kyu?

Hanuman ji: pehle log lett ke matha tekte the,

fir thoda sa jhuk ke tekne lage,

mein fir bhi khush tha, lekin ab to Ghor Kalyug aa gya hai..

Aaj mandir mein 1 ladki aayi aur hath hilakar boli "HI, HANU" wats Up? 

Aise muh kyun fula rakha hai DUDE.

👉(Ise mazak mat samjana) 

Aaj raat ke theek 12.59 bajne ke baad pure INDIA mein . . . . 

1 bajega..

👉Ek college ke kuch ladke Roz ek hotel mein jate aur Ek waiter ko khoob pareshan karte the.

Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupaye Tip dekar maafi mangi, 

Sorry bhai Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi pareshan nahi krenge."

Waiter khush hokar bola

Thanx bhai, Main bhi waada karta hoon Ki aaj ke baad aap logo ki coffey mein THUKA nahi karunga.

👉Your Style is,

So Rocking 

Wah Wah

Your Style is,

So Rocking

Wah wah..

Don't take it seriously

I m just joking..! Ha ha ha ha.

👉A Man Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:

Two Second Sir.

Man: "OK ! Thank You"

👉Fantastic answer for, Why didn't you receive my Call?

I was dancing at my Ringtone.

👉"I luv walking in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha 

"i luv walking in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya THA

latest pta kya hai?

"i luv walking, bcoz petrol mehnga ho gya hai"

👉A man was committing suicide. 

Some one asked the reason. 

He said, "my lover ran away with my friend and i can't live without my friend."

👉Three easy ways to die early. 

1) Take huka daily, you will die 10 years early. 

2) Drink rum daily, you will die 30 years early. 

3) But love someone truly, you will die daily.

👉Jai nirmal baba

Ye . Msg . Dil . Se . 8logo . ko . Bhejo . 

Agr . Nirmal baba . Ne . Chaha . 

To . Kal . Apki . Sb . Se . Badi . Problm . Khatam . Ho . Jaegi.