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Boy girl jokes in hindi

Boy Girl Jokes in Hindi

Boyfriend on call:" hey baby, what r you doing.. ??

Girlfriend:" Sir dard kar raha hai jaanu sone ja rahi hu,

and you sweet heart.. ??

Boyfriend:" main Cinema Hall mein tere piche baitha popcorn kha raha hu kamini...

👉Girl: kaash tum dekh sakte ke main kitni khubsurat hu.

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte.

Andha hu, PAGAL nahi.

👉Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mein khamosh baithe they*

Gf ki soch :

1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha?

2- Kya ye dusri ladki k bareyme soch raha hai?

3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai?

4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain?

5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun!.

.

Bf ki soch : Yaar saala Petrol Kitna Mehnga Ho Gaya hai?

👉English na aane ka nuksaan!

Boyfriend apni girlfriend se:

Darling Are u free tonight.......? ?

GF: Haramkhor! Free ke bacche Aaj se pehle kabhi paise liye hai tujhse......?.?

👉Gf: "Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar"

Bf: "Thoda aur try kar"

Gf: "Kar to rahi hoon.

Nahi khul rahi"

Bf: "Accha ruk. PDF bhejta hoon".

👉Gf : hi jaanu , kya kar rahe ho ?

Bf : paise jod raha hu .....

Gf : aaaaawww i know mere new fone k liye aap paise jod re ho na baby, 

how sweet of u muah..

Bf : 50rs ka note fatt gya hai, usko jod ra hu tape laga ke..

👉GIRL- Aaj dad ne pitai kardi.

FRIEND- Why?

GIRL- Maine to sirf pucha tha k KAMINEY film dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi BLUE film dekhoge.

Boy Girl comedy Jokes in Hindi  

👉BF text to his GF on whatsApp...

BF- Hello

GF- Hello

BF- Kahan ho?

GF- Main apne papa ki BMW mein club ja rahi hu,

abhi driver mujhe club chhod dega,

uske baad nearby mall mein shopping ke liye jaungi,

tab tumhe call karti hu,

Tum kahan par ho?

BF- 401 no ki bus mein,

TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE,

TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI.

👉BF and GF were sitting in the Park....

BF : Heyyy.... Give me a KISS..

GF : NO..... Not before Marriage..

BF: Dont worry Dear.....

GF: Why???

BF: I m Already MARRIED.

👉A Boy on date in Restaurant-

Boy-jaan tumse ek baat kehna chahta hu.

Gf-kya?

Bf-I already have gf.

Gf-tune to dara diya saale, mujhe laga paise nahi hain..

👉Girlfriend :- jaanu tum bahot badal Gaye ho,

kal raat mere message ka reply bhi nahi kiya....

Boy :- nahi jaanu kaam mein busy tha...

GF :- 2-3din se tum kaam ka bahana bana rahe ho....

tum mujhse kuch chupa rahe ho...

Boy :- nahi Janu thodi tension hai....

GF :- tum hamesha apni tension mujhse chupate ho.....

mujhe batao hum dono mil kar koi solution nikalenge....

tum mujhe kuch to batao problem kya hai....

Boy :- to le Sun....two way slab design karna hai, 

par space badi hai.. 

Beam-column level mein nahi hai to kaise slab ka centering karvau.

Wo soch raha hu. Agar centering ho bhi gaya toh. 

Slab level mein nahi hoga.....

Agar slab level mein aa gaya to column-beam out dikhenge.....

Aur dusri baat ye ke slab level mein kardunga to sabhi jagah rebaring nai karpaunga 

aur agar uspe point load pada to slab jhuk jayega, 

ab de muje iska solution....

GF :- k jaanu bye...papa ka call aa raha h....

Boy Girl Funny Jokes in Hindi

👉A Boy Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks his Gf: Lo Pio isko!

GF tastes & says: Chee, Kitni karvi hai!

Boy: Aur tu sochti hay Ke mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun ..

👉Madhur apni gf ke ghar dinner par gaya,

uska stomach kharab tha us din.

Puri family dining table par aa k baith gayi,

gf ne puri household se madhur ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh madhur ke muh mein pani aa gaya.

GF's Daddy: - hello beta madhur,

how have you been?

Madhur: - m good sir,

aap sab kaise hain?

Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks plenty.

Achanak madhur ke stomach mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and also he Farted "Poooooooo.... "

Saare members ne madhur ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad madhur ke paas baithe huye GF ke dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.

GF's Daddy: - "Tommy... ye kya hai??

Chalo bhago yaha se. "

Tommy wahi baitha raha.

Madhur ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.

a couple of min baad again madhur "poooooo.... 

Gf's Gusse Mein: - Tommy... Get out,

bhago yaha se...

Madhur fir se bahut khush hua.

Gf: -- sorry madhur,

ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao,

hato madhur ke paas se..

Thodi der baad fir se madhur ke stomach ne saath chhod diya aur stomach ka pooo is baar kuchh zyada tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOONNNNNN......

GF's Father: - abey saale kutte jab wo ladka tere upar poty kar dega tab bhagega kya waha se... "....

👉She:- Tu itna acha hai fir kya reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai ?

He:- Tu ban ja..

She:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..

He:- Bas yahi reason hai..

Boy Girl Very Funny Jokes in Hindi

👉लड़की: हाय बेबी

लड़का: hii जानेमन ... (भेजने में विफल)

लड़की: तुम यहाँ हो?

लड़का: हाँ हाँ .. मैं यहाँ हूँ ... (विफल रहा)

लड़की: तुम मुझे क्या अनदेखा कर रहे हो?

लड़का: मधु मैं नहीं .. मैं यहीं हूँ .. (फेल)

लड़की: इसका अंत अब .. तुम कभी मुझसे दोबारा बात मत करना !!

लड़का: धिक्कार है! नरक में जाओ .. (संदेश भेजा गया) ......

👉A boy was walking in rain..

A Girl came: why didn't u share umbrella? 

Boy : no its ok sister and walked away.

Moral: No moral voral, girl is not much special.

👉Bechare Ladke..

Ladki par hath uthay to zalim,

Ladki se pit jaye to namard,

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar lade to jealous,

Chup rahe to begairat,

Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,

Ghar mein rahe to nakara,

Bachcho ko dante to buzdil,

Na dante to laparwah,

Biwi ko naukri se roke to shakki mizaz,

Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala..

Aakhir Bechara Ladka Kare To Kya kare.... ?? 

Plz forward to all boys & gals because

Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai..

👉Ek Boy Ne Apni GF ko Samsung Ka Mobile Le Ke Dia aur Agle Din MSG Kia _

Boy: Whatsapp Pe aa Jao.

Gal: Main Ajj Bimaar Hoon Tum Aakar Le Jao..

👉Boy - I Love u.. 

Girl - Agar main bhi tumse.. i love u kahu toh?? 

Boy - Main toh khushi se marrr jaaunga..

Girl - jaa pagle nahi kehti, JEE Le apni zindagi.

👉Girl: Mujhe i-Phone lena hai...

Boy : to le le....

Girl : kon si company ka lu??

Boy : Patanjali ka le. . Usme virus aur Bacteria nahi hote...

Girl: I want to get a phone ...

Boy: Then take it…

Girl: Which company?

Boy: Patanjali's take. . It does not contain viruses and bacteria ...

Boy Girl Hilarious Jokes in Hindi

👉Girl: Mere Birthday Par Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena

Boy: Ok..

On The Birthday

Boy: Your Gift..!

Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya Hai??

Boy: Petrol Mein Tale Hue Pyaaj Ke Pakode...!!

👉Girlfriend- Aapke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta...

Pappu- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal...

SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai..

👉Once a Girl asked a Boy,

"Why we have now units to measure

Weight,

Height,

Time-span,

Money, etc.

But nothing at all to evaluate

Love,

Trust,

Friendship.

Exactly why?

Why?

Exactly why?

The Boy thought for a time,

took the girl in his arms,

hunting in the girls deep face and stated

"Dekh, by now mujhe 3 subject mein Back hai,

Tu aur dimaag ka dahi yoga exercise mat kar... ".

👉Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.

Boy was not in that city.

So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfriend.

He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho.

While delivering florist thought:

Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai. 

Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hu.

So, he gave 34 instead of 24.

aur

aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyu hua..!

👉Tragedies of Girl's Life:

Good looking boys are not good boys...

Good boys are not good looking...

Good looking and good boys are married ...or commited

Good single boys with good looks are not rich...

Rich single boys with good looks already have MANY girlfriends.

👉Girlfriend Romantic mood mein-
aaj ghar mein koi nhi hai,
aajao.. .
Boy- tu mere ghar aaja pagli,
mere ghar sab log hain, Tera mann laga rahega.
Moral- har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif bhi hota hai.

Boy Girl Very Very Funny Jokes in Hindi

👉INSULT 

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..

Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?

Boyfriend : Because

Your Heart Is Houseful And Brain Is Empty,

More Empty Space Means More Comfort.

👉18 yr old boy: Will u be my Girlfriend??

18 yr old girl: Get lost ! No !

5 yr old boy: Will u be my Girlfriend??

18 yr old girl: OMG ! u'r sho cute

(^_^) yes yes i will !! 

Hey bhagwaan ye kaise leela hai tumhari.

👉Ladki ka baap-Main Nahi chahta ke Meri Beti Apni Puri zindagi 1 kutte ke saath Guzare.

Boyfriend-Bas Uncle isiliye to Main Use Yaha se le Jane Aaya hu.

👉Girl: hipnotize karna kya hota hai?

Boy: kisi ko apne bas mein karke usse apni marzi ke saare kaam karwana.

Girl:- chal jhoothe, usko to 'boyfriend' banana kehte hain.

👉Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?

Girl: I can eat 6 apples.

Boy: you can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach

bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple that's not in empty stomach.

Girl: wow super joke I'll tell my friend.

Girl to Other Girl: How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?

Other Girl: I can eat 10.

Girl: pagal 6 bolti toh mast joke sunti.

👉BoyFriend (Bahut romantic Andaaz mein): Jaan dekho mein tumhari Zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!!

GirlFriend: so sweet. Kya?

BoyFriend: Zu nikalne wali Kanghi.

👉Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya hai?

Girl:20 years

Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?

Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki kitni pakki hoti hain..

👉Girlfriend ka apne boyfriend ko aakhri message,

baraat aa gayi hai,

baraati jashan mein note uda rahe hain,

tune jitne kharch kare the,

aakar loot le..

Boyfriend Girlfriend Funny Jokes in Hindi

👉Boyfriend to Girlfriend :

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki,

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki

"Jab tu 10:30 pm baje so jaati hai,

toh tera whatsapp last seen at 3:30 am kyu dikhata hai". ???

👉Love is when mom comes 2 at night and say, "I love u beta"

Love is when bhaabhi say, "oye hero koi ladki pataya k nai"

Love is when sister says, "bhai meri shaadi ke baad mujhse jhagda kon karega"

Love is when we are moodles and brother say, "chal kahi ghumne chalte hai"

Love is when frnds call us and say, "kamine tere bina dil nai lagta"

that's love...

Don't miss it in life

love is not only having girlfriend or boyfriend...

👉Girl to her boyfriend: Is week roz movie dekhenge...

next week roz shopping karenge..

Boy: uske next week hum roz mandir jayenge

Girl: wo kyo???

Boy: bheek mangne..

👉GIRL : I'm So Proud Of My Boyfriend.

Friend : Why ??

GIRL : Because He Got Drunk & Didn't Recognize Me.

Friend : Why Are You Proud Of That.

GIRL : Because I Tried To Take Off His Shirt & He Said " HEY STOP ", I Have A Girlfriend.

👉GIRLS WAY: "A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back and see the boy sitting on last bench and say THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI... 

BOYS WAY: "Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class all his friends start..

"OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE".

👉Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?

Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain.

Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ?

How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary Trends with Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ?

Girl : Hmmmm…. Daal Chawal khaye Hain !!!

Bf Gf Funny Jokes in Hindi

👉Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila....

Thodi takleef to hui...

Fir socha jayenge zaroor...!

Mohabbat apni jagah hai ..

aur biryaani apni jagah..

👉Boy: agar main mar gaya to kya tum dusri shaadi karogi?

Girl: nahi main apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi

Girl:agar main mar gayi to

Boy: Main bhi tumari BEHAN ke saath reh lunga.

👉GIRL- Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka marta hai.

BOY- To tum koi acha sa toothpaste istemal kyon nahi karti..

👉Jo apni Girlfriend ko chand samajhte hain,
wo kripya dhyan rakhe ki..
chand par aapse pehle 17 or log chadh chuke hain,
Inke alawa 1 kutta bhi...

👉Ek Ladka Tha Diwana sa,
1 Ladki Thi Diwani si.
Dono sath Padte The.
Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Facebook Pe Friend
Request Send Ki.
Wo Apas Mein Dinbhar Chating Karne Lage.
Baad Mein Ladke Ne Uska Phone No. Liya,
Fir Wo Msg Send Karane Lage.
Or Raat mein Phone Calls.
After 6 Month Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Ladki Ko Bhi Usse Pyar Ho Gaya.
After 1 Year Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kisi Or Ke Sath
Ghumte Huye Dekha.
Ladke Se Ye Sadma Bardash Nahi Hua.
Depresion Mein Akar Wo Suicide Krne Ke Liye
Terrace Pe Chada Or Chalang Lagai.
Lekin Usi Waqt SHAKTIMAAN Waha Se Ja Raha Tha.
Kya SHAKTIMAAN Use Bacha Payega.....??
Jane ne ke Liye Dekhiye
SHAKTIMAAN...

👉Ladka apni Naraz GF ko manane ke baad Pyar se bola,

"Jaan, kaho to Tumhare liye chand taare tod lau.."

Ladki halki si Muskurai or boli,

"Pher Fukri Shuru"..

👉20 year girl ne 1 chhote se baby ke gaal pe kiss kiya 

GiRL-oh sorry tumhare gaal pe lipstick lag gayi 

Baby-Kuch achha karne se agar daag lagta hai to daag achhe hain.

👉Ek bacha girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.

Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main aapke papa ko bata dunga.

Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, 

Bacha kafi try karta hai, 

Par wo height mein kam reh jata hai,

Baccha pareshan ho kar.

“Bhaar mein gayi duniyadari”

Jo kaam galat hai.. 

Wo galat hai.. 

Main to bataunga!!