Best Funny Jokes on Train in Hindi and English

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Funny jokes on train

Delhi Metro =
Hugging.
Kissing.
Smooching.

Mumbai Metro =
"Ticha mayla dhakka kaun mara re!"
"Bhau mala jau dya na.."
"Line kayko toda, abhi aise hi khada reh"
"Gate block kar Borivali aa gaya!"

👉Ladka train mein ek seat par akela leta tha

Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:- bhai thoda side mein ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai.

Ladka:- tujhe pata hai main kaun hu..??

Aadmi darr ke dusri jagah baith gaya

phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:- side mein ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai.

Ladka:- abe oye tujhe pata hai main kaun hu.

Pahalwan ne ladke ki gardan pakad ke utha liya aur bola:- haan bol tu kaun hai.....??

Ladka:- ji main " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai.