Top 10+ Funny Shayari in Hindi

Funny Shayari in Hindi

Funny Shayari in Hindi 

PREMI:A bewafa tune dil jala diya, dil jalakar raakh kar diya 

PREMIKA:Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, 

bhej de "RAAKH" bartan majne ke kaam aayegi.

👉Aasman jitna Neela hai

Wah.wah. 

Sunflower jitna Peela hai -Wah.wah. 

Pani jitna gila hai.

Wah.wah. . .

Aapka..

Screw utna hi dhila hai.

Ab bolo wah wah.

👉Love by rikshawala. Arz hai

dil jala raha hu,

kismat azma raha hu,

dil jala raha hu,

kismat azma raha hu,

khub ghumaya us bewafa ko bike pe isliye aj riksha chala raha hu.

👉Mandir Se Roj Nai Chappal Pehan Kar Aate Ho,

Muft Ka Prasad Bhi Zeb Bhar Kar Late Ho,

Aapko Apne Hunar Ki Kasam,

Batao Mere SMS Kitno Ko Bhej Kar Naam kamate ho?

👉zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain, mitate hai.

zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain, mitate hai.

unka to timepass ho jata hai,

kambkhat mitti mein hum mil jate hai.

👉aRz kiya hai..

kuch deR vo humein dekhkaR muskuRate Rahe

wah wah. . .

kuch deR vo humein dekhkaR muskuRate Rahe

thodi deR baad meRa v haasa nikal geya.

👉Dimag jiska ICE 

jivan uska NICE

dil jiska PURE

safalta mile SURE

nazar jiski CLEAR

wo bane sabka DEAR

example: Main Hoon Na

👉Bahut sweet hain wo jise hum chahte hain, 

har pal khuda se usi ko mangte hain, 

dil tarasta hai use pane ko, 

kya aapka dil nahi karta, 

DAIRY MILK khane ko..

👉1 jaam wafa k naam

1 jaam ulfat k naam

1 jaam mohabbat k naam

1 jaam dushamano k naam

Aur POORI BOTAL aapke naam.!

aur botal ka naam

MILK BADAAM..

👉Hum guzre unki gali se ajib itefaaq tha, 

hum guzre unki gali se ajib itefaaq tha, 

unhone feka humpe PHOOL lekin GAMLA bhi saath tha.

👉Bhojpuri msg for you.

Tuhaar chehra phulwa ke samaan,

tuhaar hasna phulwa ke samaan,

tuhar naak, kaan, baal sab phulwa ke samaan,

aur phulwa hamaar bhainswa ke samaan.

ha...ha...ha...

👉Summer sms-

Aa gayi garmi khao baraf ke gole,

aa gayi garmi khao baraf ke gole,

jab bhi koi ladki dekhu mera dil deewana bole 

ole ole ole..