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Funny Jokes in Hindi
Bapu Ne Kaha-Izzat Karni Ho To Wife Ki Karo,
Khayal Rakhna Ho To Wife Ka Rakho,
Pyar Karna Ho To Wife Se Karo,
Magar Wife Kiski?
Ye To Bataya Hi Nahi!
Naughty Bapu..
👉Tantrik aadmi se- "Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai..."
Aadmi- "Baba, main thapad mar dunga jo meri biwi ke bare mein kuch kaha to...!
👉A Mouse was running very fast in jungle.
FOX asked him "why are you running?
CHUHA bola "SHER KI BIWI kO KISI NE CHED DIYA
aur kamino ne NAAM mera laga diya..
👉Happy chuha Day
Aapki nazar mein jo sabse bada chuha/chuhiya ho use ye msg bhejo.
Maine to bhej diya hai,
Ab mujhe bhej kar chhachundaro wali harkat mat karna.
👉AMERICA 2 INDIA : "India kitna Garib Hai.
INDIA replied:- Beta..!! Tumara Desh Jitna OIL Khata Hai na Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete Hain.
👉American: hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Indian: kamaal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
👉Que: 2 din tak lagatar barsat kyon nahi ho sakti?
Ans. Kyon ki bich mein raat bhi to hoti hai..
Bhagwan kasam bachpan se intelligent hu par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya..
👉Maan lo aap bus mein kahi ja rahi ho,
Aapke pet mein zabardast gas ban gayi hai,
Itefaak se gaana bhi bahut zor se baj raha hai,
aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smart tarike se gaane ki dhun mein dhun milaate hue bham kar diya aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala.
But jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain,
Aur achanaak aapko yaad aaya.. ki..
Gaana to aap apne earphone par sun rahe the..
👉Colgate se daant saf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babul se fresh karne ka,
AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED AUR CHAMAKDAR NA HO TO Bindaas HARPIC USE KARNE KA.
👉Mujhe to khud ki value tab pata chalti hai,
Jab customer care wale kehte hain-
"Aap ka call hamare liye important hai ,
kripya line par bane rahe''.
👉Baap: Mere 4 bachche hain-
1st MBA
2nd MCA
3rd PHD
4th Chor hai
Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nahi ?
Baap: Wohi to kamata hai, baaki sab berozgar hain..
👉Ek Aurat ne 10 Saal ke Bachay ko Cigarette Peety Dekha to Reh Na Saki,
Aur Bachay se Kaha:
“Kya Tumary Parents ko Maloom hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?”
BACHA (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye):
“Mohtarma!”
“Kya Aapke Shohar Ko Maloom hai Ke Aap Kisi ghair mard se baat kar rahi hain.
👉Pappu ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello ji ye Radio station hai?
R.J: Haan.
Pappu: Meri aawaz pura shehar sun raha hai?
R.J: Haan
Pappu: Yaani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sun rahi hai wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..???
R.J Ghusse se: Haaan..
Pappu: Hello Gullo! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi ho to jaldi se Motor chala do...!
Mein yahan ooper chhat par Bathroom mein hoon aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!
👉Height of ultimate bezzati!!!
Baarish mein bus stop pe log bus ka intezaar mein khade the,
ek bhikari aya
sab se paise liye or taxi mein baith ke chala gaya.
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