Top 8 Funny Jokes in Hindi For Friends

Funny Jokes in Hindi For Friends

Funny Jokes in Hindi For Friends

Machar ne aadmi ko din main kaat liya.

Aadmi:-tum to raat mein kaat te ho, din mein kyon kaata?

Machar:-Ghar ke halat kharab hain "OVER TIME" kar raha hu..

👉Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke 1Chuha Aya Or Bola

Bhai, Nasha Chhod Do, Aao Mere saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.

Cheeta Chuhe Ke saath Chal Dia.

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha. 

Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi yahi sab Kaha, Haati Bhi saath Chal diya. 

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha. 

Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Or Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare. 

Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?

Sher- Iss saale Ne Kal bhi bhang pi ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mein Ghumaya tha !!

👉1 GIRL Park Mein Bench Pe Baithi Thi

BHIKHARI-Darling, I LOV U

GIRL-IDIOT, Main Waisi Ladki Nahi Hu.

BHIKHARI-Phir Tum Mere BED Par kYa kar Rahi

Ho..

👉1st baby-"Mere papa bahut darpok hain".

2nd baby-"WHY?

1st baby- "Jab bhi road cross karte hain, 

Meri ungli pakad lete hai aur kehte hai chhorna matt.

👉Ek Aadmi 1st time plane mein baitha jaise hi plane ka tyre upar utha,

Aadmi pilot ko maarne laga aur bola: Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu aur tu stunt maar raha hai.?

👉1waqt tha ke duniya ke saare log apne kaam-kaj chod ke mere msg padhte the..

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Masha allah!

Aj bhi Wahi rutba kayam hai..! WAH

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thodi Machhliyan Bhej Rahe Hain, kyunki mujhe pata Hai ki.

"Aapka DIL Dariya hai"

tairti rahengi..

👉Ek aadmi apni saliyo ke liye chudiya le ke gaya.. 

Saliyo ne kaha jijaji aap hi pehna do na..

Aadmi: oye Rabba, pehle pata hota to bra le ke aata!

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