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Bollywood Funny Jokes in English
Bipasha: I want to kill her.
Hashmi: Did u know that i love Esha from last 1 year from Jannat 2 movie.
Bipasha: That's why that movie below average.
👉What is LUCK ?
Kareena Kapoor (10 year old) had attended Saif's marriage with Amrita singh in 1991.
Kareena congratulated the couple at that time and Saif replied :-
"Thank you beta"
This is called Good Luck of Saif
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Bad Luck of Kareena..
Happy Wedding To Kareena & Saif Uncle...
👉"Saif & Kareena's marriage invitation card would be read as...
"Second Hand Jawani"
WEDS
"Halkat Jawani!
👉3 famous people have died doing what they loved.
Paul Walker - driving
Phil Hughes - batting
Abdul Kalam - lecture
God Bless Sunny Leone!
👉Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get married.
After marriage, lots of students gather at their home .....why??
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
👉If Aaliya Bhatt (Student of the Year Heroine) Marries Sidhartha Mallya
Then She will be called
"Aaliya Mallya"..
👉The Awkward moment in RAAZ3,
when Bipasha removes her top in front of Emraan and tells him, "Meri aankhon mein dekho."
xx
Ab yeh kaisa mazak hai...
👉Friend from Punjab: What's this controversy about Udta Punjab?
Me: Censor board issue. Because it's depicting drug problem in Punjab.
Friend: Bullshit. There is no drug problem in Punjab. You can get it easily.
👉When Big B was singing the National anthem,
rekha was very impressed and stood up
to approach him for a hug,
seeing this big B sang the last lines very loudly"
Jaya hai......jaya hai..... Jaya...... Jaya....Jaya...... Jaya hai"
👉Abhishek Bacchan to his babe Aradhya:
"Baby I am a super star in "Bollywood"
Aradhya to AB afterwards searching at the mobile:-
"No Ullu banaaing..
No Ullu baanaing"
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