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| Funny Shayari in Hindi for Status |
Funny Shayari in Hindi for Status
Suna tha ki zindagi imtehan leti hai,
Gaur kariyega
Suna tha ki zindagi imtehan leti hai,
Yahan to saala imtehano ne zindagi le rakhi hai.
👉Jise dil diya wo Dilli chali gayi,
Jise Ishq kiya wo Italy chali gayi,
Majboor hokar socha khudkushi kar lu,
Par bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.
👉Vaada tod diya hai usne jise hum pyar bahut karte hain,
pehle to milne jate the unse,
abbb ashQ (ansu) baha karte hain,
ab to humm use yaad karke roZ hasa karte hain,
bcoz yaaro ab to hum mentel hospital mein raha karte hai.
👉Purani Kahawat Hai ke Sote Waqt Koi Tension Lekar Nahin Sona Chahiye.
Hairat hai,
Phir Bhi Log
Biwi Ke Saath hi Sote Hain.
👉Unki gali se gujre to unka chubara nazar aaya,
Wah wah
Unki gali se gujre to unka chubara nazar aaya,
Ohda baapu bahar aa ke kehnda: Lattan tod du saleya je dobara najar aaya.
👉Dil Yu Hi Kisi Pe Aata Nahi,
Pyar Yu Hi Kiya Jata Nahi,
Pyar Karo To "DARD" Sehne Ki Aadat Daal Lena,
kyoKi Ye wo Dard Hai Jo "MOOV" Se Bhi Jata Nahi.
👉Is tarha se sataane ki zarurat kya thi..,
kamini dil tod ke jane ki zarurat kya thi..,
jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,
apni aukat dikhane ki zarurat kya thi,,
maloom tha agar ye khwab toot jayenge..
Manhoos phir neend mein aane ki zarurat kya thi.?
Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein pabandi..,
ek aashiq ki waatt lagane ki zarurat kya thi..?
Maan lo agar ye iktarfaa mohobbat thi..
To fir chudail.. Mujhe dekh ke muskurane ki zarurat kya thi..!
👉Aankhon se aansuon ki judaai kardo,
Dil se gamo ki vidai kardo,
agar dil na lage kahin to,
aa jao mere ghar ki safai kardo,
offer limited period tak valid hai.
👉cutie cutie poem..
Ye baat samaj mein aayi nahi,
Or mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Main kaise mithi baat kru?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nahi,
Ye chand kaise mammu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi,
Kyon lambe baal hain bhalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi,
Kya wo bhi ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi,
Nani ke pati jab nana hai,
Dadi ke pati jab dada hai,
Didi k pati kyu dida nahi?
Samandar ka rang kyu nila hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milaya nahi,
Jab school mein itni neend aati hai,
To kyu bed waha rakhwaya nahi.
👉Chehre pe hai smile ankhon mein hai tear..
objects in convex mirror are closer than they appear.
Wah wah! .
👉GULAB ke KANTE NAA dekho,
dekho uskE PHOOL.
DIRECTION OF CURRENT is given by FLEMINGZ's LEFT HAND RULE..
Wah wah!
👉Na jine ki tamanna na marne ka Khauf..
The number u have dialed is currently switched off..
Wah wah!
👉Blue Eyes hypnotize teri Kardi ae Mainu
I wonder Choti dress mein Thand nahi lagdi Tainu ??
👉Puri botal nahi ek ek jaam ho jaaye,
mulakaat na sahi dua salaam ho jaaye,
jinki yaad mein hum bimar pad gaye,
kam se kam unhe bhi to zukaam ho jaaye..
👉Lo ji mera 1 aur sher arz hai..
idhar bhi situm ho gaya,
udhar bhu situm ho gaya,
message delete kardo,
sher khatam ho gaya..
👉Pyar Vyar to aaj ke Lover ka bahana hai,
Dil mile na mile LIPS zaroor milana hai,
Yahi style hai aaj ke Aashiqo ka,
Q ki ye MAJNU ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai..
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