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Funny Jokes on Cricket in English
"Why 'Tendulkar' married an Elder woman......
and
'Kumble' married Divorced woman..?
Because
'Batsman' loves 'LOOSE BALLS'
and
'Spinners' loved 'USED BALL'..
👉S achin Tendulkar
I mran Khan
R ahul Dravid
R icky Ponting
A dam Gilchrist
V ivian Richards
I an Botham
N athan Astle
D on Bradman
R ichard Hadlee
A lastair Cook
J aques Kallis
A B De Villiers
D aniel Vettori
E J Chatfield
J ack Hobbs
A llan Donald
A combination of all such players
can make the great.
"SIR RAVINDER JADEJA"
👉Q. What did Tendulkar say after the India-England match?
A. Shaken but not stirred..
Q. What did Tendulkar say after the India-Pakistan match?
A. Massacred but not killed....we're not worried.
👉The captain of the Indian team says to the Umpire, "My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking?”
The Umpire immediately says, "No."
The captain says, "Well in that case, we think you're an asshole."
👉1St Match : India won by 26 runs against SA (2+6=8)
2nd Match: India won by 8 wickets against WI
3rd Match: India won by 8 wickets against PAK
Semis: India won by 8 wickets against SL
8 Includes in every Win, You know why bCoz
8 is Jersey no. of Sir jadeja
final is on 23-6-2013..
2+3+6+2+0+1+3=17 , 1+7=8
Sir everywhere _/\_
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