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| Punjabi Funny Shayari For Girlfriend |
Punjabi Funny Shayari For Girlfriend
Marda hoya MIRZA bol peya?
Hospital ta lejo saleo ki pata bach hi jawa?
👉Main ye hamesha bhagwan se maangta hu ke aap apni mehnat se itni upar jaaye
itni upar jaye ke
bhagwan bhi tume dekhkar bole
OH HAAN 22 EDAR KIVEN.
👉Main rab kolo pucheya..... RABBA.... EHNA HUSAN Q DITTA PUNJABI KUDIYAN NU........
rab ji muskura ke kehnde...
KANJRO.... TU C KEHDA GHAT SOHNE HO......
👉Ik viah te koi nach nahi reha si,
phir ik munde ne boli pai,
bari barsi khatan gaya si khat k liandi talwar,
bhangra ta sajda j nache kudi da yaar,
adha pind nachan lag peya.
👉Asin kadi bhejiye j msg pyar da....
jhat deni Akh dindi LoL......
kamliye kade ta punjabi vich bol
Ni kamliye sanu ki pata ki hunda LOL
👉Oh gal kardi muskayi,
asin samjheya kudi line te aayi.
Fir usne saade number di mang paayi,
asin v apni saari yaari uste lutayi.
Fir usne apni mummy saade naal milayi,
asi pure mohalle vich wandi mithayi.
Fir pata nahi saade dil wich ki aayi,
asin naal le gaye apna bhai.
pata nahi veere ne ki kahani payi,
yaaro aj oh kudi hai saadi parjhaayi.
Moral:- Apni girl friend nu apne BHAI ya kisi bhi dost naal na milao.
👉Mainu dowa ch fark na jaape..
ik rab te dooja maape!
Na rab meri sunda te na maape...!
👉Saari Raat assi Number usda launde rahe,
Customer care wale koi hor hi kahani paunde rahe,
Machine wali bibi kehndi sajan tuhade kise hor nal occupied ne,
Assi re-dial te re-dail dabonde rahe,
Raat to swer hon te aa gai number hale v busy c,
Swere hoi jdo mulakat,
iljam ik duje te launde rahe,
Gusse vich call register check kita ta pata laga,
Assi ik duje da iko time te number milonde rahe...
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