Top 10 Most Hilarious Jokes in Hindi

Most Hilarious Jokes in Hindi

Most Hilarious Jokes in Hindi

THANDI ka Zamana hai, 
SMS karke aapko Satana hai, 
Mausam bhi Diwana hai, 
2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do, 
kya balance bacha ke "Naya SWEATAR" Laana hai..

👉Agar kabhi shaadi karne ka khayal aaye,
to ghari detergent walo ki ladki se karna,
kyoki unka kehna hai ke,
pehle istemal kare fir vishvas kare..

👉G O O O O O O O OL GAPPE KITNE TASTY HOTE HAI NA.. aapko kya laga>>>
I I L I LOV I LOVE I LOVE Y I LOVE YO I LOVE YOGA Aap bhi kiya karo..

👉My sweetheart, my kuchikoo, my nonumonu,
my golumolu, mu darling, my jaanu, my lovely, 
my heartbeat, my sweetest..
DOGGY is missing, 
dikhe to batana ok

👉Ek chuha sharab ke drum mein gira. 
Bahar nikal ke mast ho kar, 
soyi hui billi ke muh pe laat maar ke bola. 
Uth munni aaj ye Chulbul Pandey tera mujra dekhega.

👉Kisi ne mujhse aapki umar ke baare mein pucha, 
maine kaha chehre se 19 years, 
kapdo se 21 years, 
hansi se 17 years, 
aankhon se 18 years, 
kul milakar 75 years. 
Jyada to nahi bataya.

👉Ek behra scooter khich ke le ja raha tha
2nd behra- Petrol khatam ho gaya kya ?
Ist behra- nahi yaar petrol khatam ho gaya.
2nd behra- acha mujhe laga petrol khatam ho gaya.

👉Insaan ko paise ki keemat kab pata chalti hai ??
jab roaming mein girl friend ki miss call aaye,
call ka 1.50 rupae lage aur balance sirf 1.49 ho.

👉Oh are baap re. 
are paap ho gaya 
aisa nahi hona tha 
bahut badi galti ho gayi hey bhagwan, 
ye kya ho gaya 
kis kanjus ko msg send ho gaya.

👉yeh jo haath mein 4 inch ka dabba pakda hai na,
ye sirf msg receive karne ke liye nahi hai,
isse msg b hote hain try karke dekho,
its possible ab muskurao mat try karo..