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Marriage Funny Jokes in Hindi
G.f - chaand kahan hai.?
B.f - chand do hain, ek tum aur ek upar.
After marriage:
Biwi - chand kahan hai.
Pati - andhi hai.? Wo uper kya tera baap bulb jala k baitha hai.
👉I L O V E Y O U
isme se koi ek word select karo,
dekhte hain aapki shaadi kaise hogi.
I- Double Marriage.
L- Unique (special).
O- Run Away.
V- Love Marriage.
E- Marriage with Best Friend.
Y- Register.
U- Love Cum Arranged.
👉AGAR aapki shaadi nahi huyi to isi saal kar lena
kyoki agle saal government Iske liye bhi exam lene ke liye soch rahi hai
M E T (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)
👉Jo log arrange marriage karte hain vo saari umar ladte hain...
Aur jo love marriage karte hain...
Hundi ta ohna nal v KUTTE KHANI hai bas dasde nahi.
👉Love Marrige Karte Samay Ladki Ke Baap Dvara Poochhe Jaane Waale Sawaal:-
1- Kitna kamate ho.
2- Kya guarantee hai ki meri beti ko hamesha khush rakhoge.
3- Meri beti ko maine bade pyaar se paala hai, tumhari itni si salary mein meri beti khush nahi reh sakti.
4- Daaru ya beedi cigrate to nahi peete.
5- Itne chhote se ghar mein main apni beti nahi dunga.
6- Sirf pyar ke sahare zindagi nahi chalti.
Ab Dekho Arrange Marrige Mein Baap Ke Sawaal:- (Ladke ki salry pehle wale se bhi kam, ladka ek no ka sharabi.)
1. Beta ghar dhoondne mein koi takleef to nahi hui.
2. Arre beta paisa kam ho ya zyada kya farak padta hai, pyar hona chahiye bas.
3. Sab theek hoga hum hain na saath mein.
4. Meri beti ne bade achhe karam kiye honge jo aap jaisa daamad mila.
5. Arre aajkal kaun nahi peeta.
6. Beta shadi jitni jaldi ho jaate utna achha hai.
Marriage Very Funny Jokes in Hindi
👉BAAP: Me tumhari shadi apni mrji se karunga.
BETA: No
BAAP: Ladki Ambani ki beti hai
BETA: Phr Thik hai
Baap Ambani k pas gaya
BAAP: Mein tumhari beti ko bahu bnana chahta hun.
Ambani : no
BAAP: Mera beta World Bank ka CEO hai.
Ambani: Phir Thik hai.
Baap world bank k president k pass jata hai.
BAAP: Mere bete ko bank ka CEO bna do.
President: No
BAAP: Wo Ambani ka damad hai.
President: Phir Thik hai.
YE HAI SIYASAT Naukri b mili or chokri bhi..
👉What is Shadi
S+H+A+D+I
S- shanti bhang
H- himmat khatam
A- aazadi samaapat
D- dimag kharab
I- imtihaan shuru
jiski ho gayi JHELO,
aur jiski nahi huyi soch lo.
👉Rishton mein nok jhonk se nipatne ke liye hansi mazak karna bhut zaruri hai,
isse aap dono khush rahenge aur shaadi ki boriyat se bach sakenge.
👉Patni : aapka dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hai,
Aap usko rokenge nahi ?
Pati : kyun?
Main kyun roku?
Usne mujhe roka tha kya?
👉Shaadi se pehle Ladka Aur Ladki Shadi ke baad bhi wohi rehte hai..
lekin shadi ke baad unke baaton ka andaaz badal jaata hai..
kaise..aise…
Shadi se pehle..
Ladka: yaar! is pal ka main kab se intazaar kar raha tha!!!
Ladki:Main jaaun kya yahaan se???
Ladka: nahin!!! aisa khayal bhi dil me mat laana..
Ladki: Tumhe muzhse pyar hai????
Ladka: of cource!!!
Ladki: Tumne kabhi muzhse bewafaii to nahin kee na!!!
Ladka: no ..never..ye khayal bhi tumhare dil me aaya kaisa???
Ladki: tum muzhe kiss karoge??
Ladka : haan haan..kyun nahin??
Ladki: tum muzhe maaroge..pitoge????
Ladka: Nahin..main aisa insaan nahin hoon.
Ladki: kya main tumpe trust kar saktee hoon??
ladka: haan..
Ab shaadi ke baad….
Shaadi ke baad kya hota hai ye jaanne ke liye kuch alag se likhne ki zaroorat nahin hai..
Ye hi jo likha hai uss ko neeche se upar ki taraf padho.
👉Shaadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein Q rakha jata hai
Socho
socho
nai pata
Taaki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki
"Ah ta saleyo, mere naal set c "
Marriage Funny Jokes in English
Why girls prefer love marriage more Than arrange marriage!!??!!
Because a known kamina is better Than an unknown namuna..!!!!
👉During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse?
He is given his last chance to run away.
👉A minister was called to a local nursing home to perform a wedding.
An anxious old man met him at the door.
The pastor sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. "Do you love her?"
The old man replied, "I guess." "Is she a good Christian woman?" "I don't know for sure," the old man answered.
"Does she have lots of money?" asked the pastor. "I doubt it." "Then why are you marrying her?" the preacher asked.
"She can drive at night," the old man said
👉Get Married..
Not for urself, but For the future of ur children,
They r getting late for IIT, AIEEE, PMT and CAT
Cut-offs are increasing day by day
Hurry up!!
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