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Friendship Funny Jokes
Kal 2 minute Ke Liye Main Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya tha..!!
Aisi Sensation Aa Rahi thi..
Jaise Main Apni Masoom Lover Ko 'Shakti Kapoor' Ke Paas Chhod Aaya Hu..!!!
👉Dear Boys
Ladkion ke Chakkar Mein Mat Padna
Dosto
Kyun ki
Ye Aati Hain HEER Ki Tarha
Lagti Hain KHEER Ki Tarha
Chubhti Hain TEER Ki Tarha
Or End Mein Haalat Kar Deti Hain FAKEER Ki Tarha..
👉Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe "mobile" dunga..
2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi dunga..
5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya" dunga..
Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..
Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan..!!!
Ye dost wo hai jinhone meri har khushi har gam mein saath diya..
Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere saath rahe..
Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe..
Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath share kiya..
Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye..
Aur aap kehte ho ki main ek"FERRARI" ke liye inhe chhod du..???
KHAIR, Koi baat nahi..
Lekin "FERRARI" Red color ki hi dena..
👉1 admi ke 3 dost the Teeno doctor the..
2 pagal the 1 ko samjh ni thi..
Jis ko samaj ni thi Us ke 3 hospital the 2 band the 1 khulta ni tha..
Jo khulta ni tha us mein 3 fans the 2 band the 1 chalta ni tha..
Jo chalta ni tha, us ko 3 mechanic ke paas le gaye 2 ko kaam aata ni tha 1 se hota ni tha..
Jis se hota ni tha Us ke 3 shagird the 2 aate ni the 1 ghar mein rehta tha..
Jo ghar mein rahta tha Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis ke 3 dost the..
Mere be 3 dost the 2 pagal ho gaye or 1 abhi ho raha hai...
Friendship Funny Jokes in Hindi
👉Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Aadmi: Ghutno pe Chal ke Aayi thi Mere Paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
Aadmi: Boli, Palang ke Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Marungi.
👉Dost teri Girlfrend ka phone aaya tha.
Keh rahi thi... "Patthar se na maro mere deewane ko".
Maine puchha kyo?
Wo boli Bomb ka zamana hai, "Uda do saale ko..
👉Bahut dino se apne Dosto ko Bhoole huye they,
Aaj . . . . 'Gold flack' pe 'NAMAK HARAM' dekhi
to saale sab ke sab achaanak yaad aa gaye..
👉Rules of Dosti----
No Drama
No Excuse
No sorry
No Thanks
Don't say i m busy.
Always say, Hukum kar tere liye jaan bhi hazir hai,
Denge nahi wo alag baat hai.
👉Ek ladke ko uske dost ne apne ghar khane par bulaya,
to ghar par tala tha aur likha tha "bewkuf banaya"
ladke ne niche likh diya "main aaya hi nahi"
👉3 kaale dost ja rahe the.
Raste mein unhe ek pari mili,
usne teeno ko 1 - 1 vardaan offer kiya.
1st- mujhe dudh jitna gora bana do.
2nd- mujhe bhi utna hi gora bana do. Wo dono gore ho gaye.
3rd- hahahaha in saalo ko pehle jaisa kaala bana do...
Teeno fir se kaale ho gaye.
Moral-kuch dost kaminey hi rehte hain.
👉Zindagi rahi to tumhara hi saath nibhaunga dosto,
bhul jau to samaj lena ki
tumhari bhabhi ji mil gayi hain.
( -,- ) ( ' ' )
( ) \/ { }
_!!_ _/\_
👉Ek ladke ki wife mar gayi dost usko chup karane ke baad- Tujhe kuch chahiye.?
Ladka- Jaldi laptop le aa.
Dost- Q..?
Ladka- Facebook pe status change karke single karna hai..
Friendship Very Funny Jokes in Hindi
👉Tum is duniya mein mere sabse pyare dost ho.
Upar padh liya to neeche kya certificate dhund rahe ho.
Matlab bharosa to saala hai hi nahi.
👉Zindagi mein Paisa, Pyar, Dost,
sab kuch aata hai jata hai.!
Par tode gaye daant phir nahi aate.!
Samajdar ho.!
Umeed hai SmS bhejte rahoge.!!
👉God pucha- kidhar jana mangta?
Swarag ya nark?
Apun bola nark!! Malum kyun?
Tum sala dost log udharich milega,
bole to, jidhar tum, voich apun ka swarg...
👉Kamyabi Hoslo Se Milti Hai,
Or
Hosle Dosto Se Milte Hain,
Or
Dost
Muqadar Walo Ko Milte Hain,
Is Liye
Nalayko
MERI QADAR KIYA KARO
"Kamyabi Tumhare Kadam Chumegi"
👉Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai,
Bin Msg Ke Dil Bor Ho Raha Hai,
Kahin Aisa To Nahi..
Mera Pyara Sa Dost,
Ab tak Ghar Ke Bartan dho Raha Hai!!
👉Jivan mein ek baat yaad RAKHNA dost...
Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahut milenge
BUT
Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega,
So hamesha RUMAL rakhna.
👉God asked me what do u want ?
1 million dollar or a good friend ?
i said one million dollar.
be practical yaar we are already good friends mil kar udayenge..
👉Jokes_Ka_Baap
Which Line Is Used Very Often When We are With Friends?
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Oye Kamino, Sab Chup Ho Jao,
Koi Gaali Mat Dena..
Ghar Se Phone Hai.
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