Sharabi Shayari and Jokes in Hindi and English

Sharabi jokes in hindi

Sharabi Jokes in Hindi

Ek sharabi vivah film dekh kar ghar aaya aur
biwi se bola-

tujhe pee kar main dekhoon,
mujhe haq hai...
tu bhi peeti hai daaru,
mujhe shaq hai...

👉Daru ho gayi sasti,

ab karenge masti,

chukk kar piyenge,

hass kar jiyenge,

aaye na kisi ki yaad,

theke wale zindabad,

send to all sharabi's,

mujhe sirf aapka pata tha..

👉पिक्चर हॉल बंद, सम्मेलन बंद, स्कूल कॉलेज बंद, सभी समरोह निलंबित, मंदिर, मस्जिद, गुरुद्वारे मेले में भीड़ कम ..

परंतु..

शराब की दुकान कोइ बंद नहीं ।।

सरकार ने यह भी साफ़ किया कि सुखी दुःख की दवा यहाँ उपलब्ध है।

👉Pesticide Percentage (%) in drinks released from IMA (Indian Medical Association) recently.

1     Thums up     15.2%  

2     Coke             13.4%     

3     7 up              12.5%     

4     Mirinda         10.7%    

5     Pepsi            10.9%     

6     Fanta              9.1%      

7.    Sprite.           15.3%

8.    Vodka.             0%

9.     Gin.                 0%

10.   Rum.               0%

11.   Beer.                0%

12.  Whisky.             0%

so choose what you drink. 

1 to 7 are very dangerous to the Human Liver. Results in Cancer !

Please pass it to all known persons in your contact.  

Live Healthy, Save Indians!!!............

👉Sharabi road par pada tha.

Policeman- itni kyon pi rakhi hai?

Sharabi- majburi thi.

Policeman- kya majburi thi.

Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

👉Pi hai CIGGRATE har dukan se, 

1 to lagani hi padti Hai pehle har Kaam se, 

Guzre Hain hum kuch aise mukam se, 

Ke mohabbat si ho gayi hai "GOLD FLAKE" ke naam se.

👉Mehak Kingfisher ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, 

Pine se zindagi khatam nahi hoti, 

Saath botal ke agar ho Namkin aur Gold flake, 

To zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti.

👉DRINKERS movies banate toh-

1)Soda Akbar

2)Sab Ne Pila di Thodi

3)Rum de basanti

4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam

5)Beer Zaara

6)Bewde Zameen par.

👉HUMBLE REQUEST..

He has served us Beer when we were Sad & Happy..

Now he needs our help..

Please save Vijay Mallya..

Pls ADOPT at least ONE Kingfisher Air hostess..

👉Which country in the world has largest english speaking people?

Ans: Daytime - USA

LATE EVENING,

After 3 pegs - INDIA

👉The Smoking kills cautioning on cigrette packs is similar to 

Young ladies saying " Rehane do !! koi dekh lega " 

simply a convention.