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Dhoom-3 Deleted scene:
In first scene John & Hrithik tell Amir :-
"yaar Bindaas chori kar,
Ye Jai and Ali aajtak kisi ko nahi pakad paye hain."
👉1)Kuch Kuch hota hai: DOST SE PYAAR
2)Mohabbatein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
3)Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
4)Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
5)Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: KI BIWI SE PYAAR
6)Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
7)Pardes: PYAAR
8)Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR
8)Main Hoon na: INSTRUCTOR SE PYAAR
10)Veer Zaara: Hindu hoke Muslim ladki se pyar,
woh bhi Pakistani
11)Chennai Express: DON KI BETI SE PYAAR..
Note - SRK teaches us the best way to manage risky love extramarital affairs..!!!
Arre haan, risky se yaad aaya,
The many risky love is...
12)Rab ne bana di jodi: KHUD KI biwi se pyaar..
👉Bikini pahenke Zeenat Aman sings : Kya dekhte ho
Firoz Khan : Surat tumhari
👉"WANTED"
Ek Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Karna Shuru Kar Diya To uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?
"DABBANG "
Hum tumhare mobile mein itne SMS karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare.
"READY"
duniya mein tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:
i, me, and myself..
"BODY-GUARD"
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe resend mat karna.
👉Alia Bhatt- Papa yeh IPL man of the match prizes are cool na.
Mahesh- Yes beta
Alia- But Papa itne bade cheque kaunsi coffer mein drop karte hain.
👉Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh,
Naukar bola: Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya?
Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din ke hi kapde the,
toh socha issi mein dho dalun!
👉Ashiqui 2 mein Ladki Jitni samjhdaar dikhaai hai,
Real Life mein 10% bhi utni samjhdaar or supportive ho to Duniya sudhar jaaye..
👉Paisa kamaana sirf Daayein ya Baayein hath ka khel hai..
Example : Vicky Donor.
👉Munna Bhai : sarkit Mujhe 1 Nurse Se Pyar Ho gaya hai Letter Mein kya Likhu?
Sarkit: Simple Bhai Likhna-DEAR Sister I LOVE U Tumhara Munna Bhai.
👉::"Singham"::
Humne aapko yaad kiya
ABHI K ABHI,
Or aapko sms bhi kiya
ABHI K ABHI,
hum aapko yaad karein to aapka sms zarur aana chahiye
ABHI K ABHI,
Qki kuch bhi karne ka lekin..
"mera" ego hurt nahi karne ka.
Aali re aali
atta tuji bari aali.
Jaldi SMS Bhejo
Warna
Maji Satkel..
👉Ek village mein aaj bhi films ka advt. cycle rickshaw se announce hota hai..
Ek din kuch aisa announce ho raha tha..
Film ka naam - "bade ghar ki beti..."
"bade ghar ki beti ka mazaa lijiye,
din mein chaar baar,
9 se 12, 12 se 3, 3 se 6 aur raat 9 se 12.. baje tak...
Aage ka 10 rupaye, peeche ka 20 rupaye.."
👉Lines said by kapil Sharma about Dhoom 3
Bande hai ye kiske,
Kisne diya inko itna zor,
Chappal se dhoyege inko,
Agar banaya dhoom 4..
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