Top 9 Bollywood Movies Funny Jokes in English

Bollywood Movies Funny Jokes in English
Bollywood Movies Funny Jokes in English

Bollywood Movies Funny Jokes in English


The worst part of DHOOM 3 is not necessarily Abhishek Bachchan
not even Uday Chopra..
But Its Action and Stunts...!!!

👉Breaking News: 
Vidya Balan's bra to be nominated for best supporting character in the movie "Dirty Picture"!

👉After watching Trailor of movie "Ranjhanaa" 
I think, Whenever Dhanush appears in the movie, 
they should display 
"This is the Hero of the movie" message on the screen !!

👉Himesh Reshamiya was way ahead of 12-12-12
he gave the world.
13-13-13 suroor.

👉God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year..
Since he's been gathering thebest with Him..
Cast: Dev Anand, Rajesh Khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara Singh
Director: Yash Chopra
Singer: Jagjit Singh
Comedian: Jaspal Bhatti
Godfather: Balasaheb Thackeray
Producer & Financer: Ponty Chadha
And recently the Villian: Kasab

👉The ones who liked JTHJ are human beings..
The ones who didn't, are being humans..

👉Bhag Milkha Bhag is an inspirational movie for this generation,
and especially because Petrol Prices are rising every month.

👉Instead of DHOOM 3,
they could very easily have named the movie
'Aamir and 2 Idiots'.
That would possibly be better..

👉Whos aamir khan???
The guy who cant walk in a thick pipe in the motion picture ISHQ,
is riding a motorcycle in dat same pipe.

👉Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.

👉Earthquake of 10.8 rscale has hit south america.. 
Tsunami of 200 meter recorded in japan..
volcanic eruptions in europe & America..
Thats what I am watching in the movie "2012"..


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