Possibility Or Impossibility Doesnt Depend On The Size Of Our Goal
But On The Size Of Our Faith
Keep Faith To Make Everything Possible..!
Boy: Aaj mere dil ka operation hai...
Dost : Pata hai yaar darta Q hai main hu na...
Boy: I love u...
Dost: Main bhi bahut pyar karta hu tujh se,,,
Operation ke baad jab ladke ko hosh aaya
to sirf uska baap khada tha...
Boy: Wo kahan hai?
Father: Tumhe nahi pata tumhain dil kis ne diya?
Zor Zor se rone laga,
tab Dil se awaz aayi...
''Ro mat mere yaar main to tere sine Mein hamesha ke liye zinda hoon!''
Ye msg sirf un dosto ko send karo jin ko aap kabhi bhi khona nahi chahte...
maine to kar diya agar mujhe bhi nahi khona chahte to phir mujhe bhi send karna
meri life ka sab se best msg hoga.....
I love my friend....
A Woman writes to the IT Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I Upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a Distinct Slowdown in the overall System Performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery Applications, which Operated Flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 Uninstalled another Valuable Program, Romance 9.5 and then Installed undesirable Programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1
What can I do ?
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter Command: "ithoughtyoulovedme.html" and try to Download Tears 6.2. Then it will automatically run the Applications Jewellery 3.0 and Flowers 3.5
However, remember, Overuse of the above Application can cause Husband 1.0 to Default to Silence 3.5 or Beer 6.1.
Also DO NOT disturb the original Package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new Virus Girlfriend 2.5 will automatically be Downloaded into your System.
So be careful. In addition, please do not attempt to Re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 Program. These are Unsupported Applications and will Crash Husband 1.0.
We recommend: Cooking 5.0 and Cute Looks 7.7
Good Luck Madam
Happy valentine week to All
What is love?
Love is when my mom kisses me and says mera bachha lakhon me ek hai...
Love is when you come back from work and dad says 'arey beta! aaj bohot der ho gai
Love is when ur bhabhi says ' tere liye rishta aaya hai, koi aur pasand ho to bata dena'
Love is when ur brother says' tu tension na le, main hu na tere saath
Love is when you r Moodless and your sis says ' chal kahi ghoom kay aatein hai
Love is when ur best friend hugs you and says' tere bagair mazaa nahi aata yar....
These all are best moments of love.....don't miss them in life.
Love is not only having a bf or gf.
Love you all who have been a special part of my life.
Ek kanjus ne apni gf ko msg kiya
Me tume rose nahi dunga kyu ki tum khud ek gulab ka ful ho
Me tume propose nahi karuga kyoki samajdar ko ishara hi kafi hota hai
Me tume chocolate nahi dunga kyoki me nahi chahta k tume diabetes ho Jay
Me tume teddy nahi dunga kyoki me nahi chahta k tum aapni pyaari javani me se apne guzre huve bachpan me jav
Me tume Koi promise nahi karuga kyoki promise to use karte he jise Hamare pe bharosa Na ho
Me tume hug nahi karuga kyoki hug to use dena padta hai jo life me akela ho
Me tume kiss bhi nahi karuga kyoki me nahi chahta k tumhari aankhe kabhi bhi bandh ho
Me kabhi tuje valentine nahi manta kyoki manane ki jarurat to use hoti hai jo samajdar nahi hote
Boys rock girls shocked
Life is a Visiting Card,
Wife is a Memory Card,
pati is A T M card
girl friend is a Debit card
padosan is a greeting card
saali is a Recharge card
Mother father is Pan card
saala is a " FARZI CARD "
child is a Identity card
But Friends R "AADHAR" Card
Har jagah pe Kaam Aayege.
Doli me bithaya baabul ne beti ko..
Doli 50 kadam chali aur dulhan bhagti hui wapis aayi.
Sab hairaan pareshan.,
seedhi apne room ki aur bhagi. ,
maa peechey peechey ..
Maa ne poochha .
Beti kya hua.
Is tarah wapis lautna ashub hota hai........
dulhan boli. : aapko shubh ashubh ki padi hai.................
Yahan mera phone ka charger reh gya tha.