Ek Married Engineer Ka Affair


Ek married engineer aur ek batchelor ladki ka affair chal raha tha..

Ek din dono date pe Gaye..
Dono ne ek dusre ke saath bahut time spend kiya..

Ladki ko ghar drop karne k baad Ladke ne apne shoes or jeans ko Ganda kar Liya Mitti mein ragad ke......

Uske baad Ladka ghar gaya..

Wife: Itni der kahan the tum??

Husband: Mai tumse Kuch chupana Nahi chahta hoon..

Mera affair chal raha hai aur Main aaj date pe Gaya tha..

Wife (Shoes aur jeans dekh kar): Chal jhoothe.. Tum fir ze football khel k aaye ho naa..?

Husband: You got me again..
darling you are so intelligent.

According to Indian Parents


According to indian parents;
the mileage regarding vehicles is measured
in quantity of days
"Parso to bharwaya tha"
"Do din mein kaise khali ho Gaya".

Computer Engineering Field Ki Ladki Ko


Computer Engineering Field Ki Ladki Ko
Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla

Pedaishi Error,

Virus k Bachey,

Excel ki currupt document

ek Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho ke
Qabar Mein Install Ho Jayega.!

Pyar Sikha Ke Juda Ho Gaye


Pyar Sikha Ke Juda Ho Gaye,
Na Socha Na Samjha bas Khafa Ho Gaye,
Duniya Mein Ek baar Humne Kisi Ko Apna Kaha Tha,
Wo Bhi Duniya Ki Baaton Mein Aakar Bewafa Ho Gaye..!!

You've Witnessed Me Cry


You've seen me laugh,
You've witnessed me cry,
And always you're there with me,
I may well not have always said it
Yet
thanks and I love you.
Happy Father's Day.

Meri Koi Khata Hai Toh Sabit Kar


Meri Koi Khata Hai Toh Sabit Kar?
Agar Hu Sahi Toh Mujhe Galat Saabit Kar?
Tera Pyar Pane Ko Kya
Kuch Nhi Kiya Maine..
Mana Ki Main Hoon Bewafa,
Par Tu Apni Wafa toh Saabit Kar..

Sardaro pe Joke Sunte ho ab ye Paro


Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye paro....
Ek sardar hua hai is duniya main uska naam hai sardar HARI SINGH NALWA, Iss ki murti baraak obama apni seat ke peche lagana chahta hai
Pucho kyo

Kyon ki woh kehta hai yehi mard surma maa
ne paida kiya hai jisne aaj tak Afghanistan main raj kiya hai

Chal ek aur

Do sardar train ke niche aa gaye isliye nahin ke shatabdi platform pe aa rahi thi

Balki lsliye ki train rokni zaroori thi

Kyonki angrej freedom fighters ko bandi banakar le ja rahe the

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke army ke bhootpurv general ka bayan 65 aur 71 ki jung
Hum sardaron ki vajah se hare

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke general ka kehna h agar Pakistan aur Hindustan ki border ke bich agar Punjab na hota......

Toh Hindustan ko Pakistan banne main do ghante lagenge Kyonki aaj bhi Pakistan sardaron se darta hai

Chal ek aur

World me ginti sirf 2% h aur sabi jagah milte h sardar ,India ke 50 % se jyada garibo ka pet Gurudware ke langar(khana) se bharta he...

Proud to be a sikh...

Share karo agar sehmat hoto.

EK Aisa Waqt Tha Dost Bolte The


EK aisa waqt tha dost bolte the...

"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hain"

Aur Ab dost bolte hain -

"Chalo milne ka koi plan banate hain "

That is the way life changes..

Men Will be Men


A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.

He looks to his left & recognizes that there is an extra seat betwen himself & the following gentleman.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

Fellow: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world container finals together, however tragically she passed away."

MAN: "goodness... that is repulsive, and sweet of you to have her here typically by having an empty seat .. ..anyhow these are unmanageable tickets; wouldn't you be able to have brought an alternate relative, companion or another person with you?"

Gentleman: "no...they are all at her burial service!"

Men will be men....

Beta Twelfth Karle Fir Aish Karna


Beta twelfth karle fir aish karna.
Beta graduating.
Beta PG karle.
Beta MBA.
Beta Naukri.
Beta Shaadi.
Beta mar jaa phir to aish hi aish hai.

Zindagi Matlab Kya ?


Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?
"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table.."

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"

Zindagi...mtlb kya.?
"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda...

Zindagi...mtlb kya...?
"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se
gaali,
aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali"

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms,
Dhundli padi kuch bhigi yadein aur Ankho mein aaye aansu.
Cheers To friendship..

Alia Bhatt To Mahesh Bhatt


Alia Bhatt- Papa yeh IPL man of the match prizes are cool na.
Mahesh- Yes beta
Alia- But Papa itne bade cheque kaunsi coffer mein drop karte hain.

Kehte Hain ki Pehla Pyaar


Kehte hain ki pehla pyaar kabhi bhulaya nahi jata,

Phir bhi

Na jane log kyun apne Maa-Baap ko bhool jate hain.