Total Classic


Total Classic!!!

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya

Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain

Wo Stage Pe Gya, Aur Bola

Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai..
Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.

10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf. .

Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain..
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.

10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye .

Ab Aadmi Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab ko (ladki wale in addition to ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha

"Ye Birthday Party hai... haraamkhoro"

Ek Boy Ne Apni GF ko


Ek Boy Ne Apni GF ko Samsung Ka Mobile Le Ke Dia
Aur Agle Din MSG Kia _
Boy: Whatsapp Pe aa Jao.
Gal: Main Ajj Bimaar Hoon Tum Aakar Le Jao..

Any Time You Truly Take Care of Someone


Any time you truly take care of someone....
His or her mistake never change our feelings....
bcoz its your brain that get angry....
But the coronary heart still adores them..!!

For You to Modi ji


To,
Modi ji
Its a humble request to u sir,
India ko gujrat ki tarah Dry Country mat banao..
Nahi toh hamara kya hoga !!

Beloved Modiji

Beloved Modiji..
World wide web pack ke daam kam kar do...
bahut mahenga hai yaar....
Regards
Daily world-wide-web user.

Everyone Acts Like a Fresher

Everyone acts like a Fresher in their own issues.
But, In case of others issues,
Everyone acts like an Specialist ...

Starplus Aur Colors Ka Fayda

STAR PLUS Aur COLORS Ka Ek FaydaTo Hai,
Jab Ghar Wale Inko Dekh Rahe Ho...
Kitni Der Bhi Cellular phone Pe Kisi Se Lage Raho...
Koi Tension Nahi...

At a Traffic Signal in India


At a traffic signal in India
Green- Go
Yellow-Go faster
Red-Look around for the cop and then go faster.

Boy Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya

Boy Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya,
Teri Giggle Mein Kya Chamak Hai,
Wah Wah Teri Giggle Mein Kya Chamak Hai????
Ladki Boli Bhaiya Yahi toh Baat Hai,
Mere Toothpste Mein NAMAK Hai....

The Way Maxwell is Missing 100s

The way Maxwell will be lost hundreds,
Gulzar ought to devote his track in order to him
"Sau" dard hai... "Sau" rahatein...
sab mila dilnashi...
ek tu hi nahi..!

Once a Girl Bunked Some Sort of Lecture


Once a girl bunked some sort of lecture as well as was walking around in the college!
A professor found her as well as asked-"yeh kya?
Period mein tum ghum rahi ho"???

Girl-"Sir, yahi soch toh badalni hai. "!!!

Once a Girl asked a Boy


Once a Girl asked a Boy,
"Why we have now units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Time-span,
Money, etc.
But nothing at all to evaluate
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Exactly why?
Why?
Exactly why?
The Boy thought for a time,
took the girl in his arms,
hunting in the girls deep face and stated
"Dekh, by now mujhe 3 subject mein Back hai,
Tu aur dimaag ka dahi yoga exercise mat kar... ".

Peene se ud Jata Hai Fear


Peene se ud jata hai fear...
wah wah
peene se ud jata hai fear..
Xternal says-
see dear...
Your simple concepts are certainly not clear please attempt next year..

Gurudwara Sahib in All The World

Gurudwara Sahib in the World
Afganistan-10
Argentina -10
Questionnaire -28
Luxembourg -05
Bahreen -06
Bangladesh-06
Balgium -03
Botswanna -01
Great britain -119
Burma -07
Canada -93
Tiongkok -95
Cyprus -02
Denmark -02
Fiji -05
Finland -01
Indonesia -39
Grece -02
Holand -07
Honkong -02
Iceland -01
India -30, 000
Indonesia -08
Iran -01
Eire -01
Itly -36
The japanese -03
Kenya -05
Southern region korea-02
Malasiya -19
Mexico -01
Nitherland -01
Newzealand -19
Pakistan -250
Panama -03
Papua newgunia -02
Philipines -21
Poland -01
Rusia -01
Singapore -19
Southafrica -04
The world -01
Sri lanka -01
Sweedan -07
Scotland -09
Europe -02
UNITED STATES -118
WAHEGURU waheguru
Plz share and replicate this-
publish kro ji Dunia de har bande nu pata lage ki Sikh KAUM diyan jadan kithe tak ne.

Ex-Girlfriend ki Shaadi ka Card Mila


Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila....

Thodi takleef to hui...

Fir socha jayenge zaroor...!

Mohabbat apni jagah hai ..
aur biryaani apni jagah..

Characteristics of Indians

1. Jab Hair shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur employ karlo
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak employ karo jab tak usko pura nichod naa nikal jaye
3. Ghar mein show off mein Cina Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye employ karo
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai,
par Rare metal k premiums ki bahut chinta hai apne ko
5. TELEVISION SET ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge,
usse thokenge, par usme nayi battery power nai lagayenge
6. Kisi ne Dinner party mein receive kiya ho to uss din,
din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,
taki waha get together mein jee bhar ke kha sake
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye toh use night outfit bana lo,
jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye toh Holi mein employ karo,
Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo
8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, or Chilli maango taki usse baad mein ghar mein employ kar sake
Aur Sabse Essential
9. Pani Puri Khaane ke baad,
no cost Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
Proud being Indian..