Guru Gobind Singh Ji

Naasaro mansoor
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Ezdi manjoor
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Hakkara ganjoor
GURU GOBIND SINGH...
Jumla faiz e noor
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Hakk hskk aagaah
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Shah e shenshaah
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Brr do aalam shah
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Khassam ra ja kaah
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Faaizul unvaar
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Kaashfull assraar
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Allmull asstaar
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Abarr hehmat baar
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Mukbalo makbool
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Vaaslo momool
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Jaan faroz naher
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Faiz hakk ra beharr
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Hakk ra mahboob
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Taalbo matloob
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Tegh raah ffataah
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Jaano dil ra raah
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Sahibe akleel
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Zile hakk tazleel
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Khaazane har ganj
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Barhame har ranj
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Daavarr aafaq
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Har do aalamm taak
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Hakk khud vasaff
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Bartareen omaaff
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Khasgaan dar paaye
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Kudseeyaan baaraai
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Mukbalaan mdaah
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Jaano dil ra raah
GURU GOBIND SINGH
La makaa paabos
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Barr da aalam kos
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Sulass hum maahkumm
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Rubaahum makhtoom
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Sudass halka bagosh
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Dushmann afgann dosh
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Khalso bekeena
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Hukk hukk aaeena
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Hakk hakk andesh
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Baadshsh darvesh
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Mukkarrmull fazaal
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Munaimull muttaall
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Kaarmull karaam
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Raimull rhaam
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Naimull muniaam
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Faahimull fahaam
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Daaimo paayinder
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Farkho farkhandah
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Faiz subahaan zaat
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Noor hakk lamhaat
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Faasfaan zaat
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Vaasall az barkaat
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Raakmaan vasaff
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Naamvar az lutf
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Naazraan rooye
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Masat hakk darkooye
GURU GOBINDSINGH
Khaak bos paaye
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Mukball az aalaaye
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Kaadire har kaar
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Bekasaan ka yaar
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Maajdo maksood
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Jumala faizo jood
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Sarvaraan ra taaj
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Bartareen miaraaj
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Asharr kudsi raam
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Waasaff akraam
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Omikdas bakkaar
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Gaashiyaan bardaarr
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Kadar kudarat pesh
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Inkeeyaad andesh
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Tiyaai ulveekhaak
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Chaakar chaalak
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Takhat bala zor
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La makaane mair
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Bartarr az harr kadarr
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Jaavidaani sadar
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Aalam e roshan ji
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Jaan dil gulshan
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Roz afzoon jaahe
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Zeb takhate gaah
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Murshdull darain
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Beenshe har ain
GURU GOBINDSINGH
Jumla darr furmaan
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Bartar aamad shaan
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Harr du aalamm khail
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Jumla andar zail
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Wagibo wahaab
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Faatihe harr baab
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Shaamlull ashfaak
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Kaamlull akhlaak
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Rooh darr harr jism
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Noor darr har jism
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Jumla rozi khaar
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Faiz hakk amtaar
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Bisro hafat gadaaye
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Hafat humm shaidaaye
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Khaakrob saraaye
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Khumass vasaff paaraye
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Bar do alammdass
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Jumla ulvi pasatt
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Laal sagg gulaam
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Daaghdaar naam
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Kamtari ji sgaan
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Roza cheen khan
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Baad jaanash fidaaye
GURU GOBIND SINGH
Farak o barr paaye
GURU GOBIND SINGH

Happy Winter New Style

Plz Aap ke jitne Relative jis city mein bhi Rehte hain,
Unko Inform kar dena ke C.B.I. C.I.D.  RAW and N.I.A. sahit sabhi khufiya Agenciyon se Pata chala hai ke,
Tamam Bus stopon, Railway stationon aur aise sabhi sthanon par jahan bheed jamaa ho sakti hai,
un sabhi jagahon par

"MOONG PHALI"
Aa gai hain,
Apne liye Len aur Thori Hamen bhi bhej den..!!

Dhyan dene ke liye hardik dhanywad....!
Happy winter new style...

Sab Vekh K Akh Bhar Ayi

Sab vekh ke akh bhar aayi dil ro pya waang shudaayian de,
Kade v eh mudd k na hove jo ehna kita waang kasaaian de,
Maa ne bhejeya putt nu padhan schoole ki bacha padh k afsar lgju,
Par ki pata c maa nu ke eh talibaan ohde lyi Kasaab ya Guru afzal bnju,
Tifaan pa ke toreya naal kitaaban de naal basta fadaya,
Raat di roti ikthe khavange maa ne putt nu samjaya,
Par ki c pta roti tiffen wali v naseeb na hou,
Ehna darindeya ne dharam nu v waang mujlma dafnaya,
Jado putt ghar na aaya mudd ke maa da jhat dil ghabrayea,
Jado kita tv on maa ne ta sara peshawar waang makaana chilayea,
Mera putt na mare is haadse vich sab maawan ne allah agge sees jhukaya,
Jad vekheya ja ke arthi te har maa ne apna dhee te putt e paaya,
Hun kar sakde aa bs ardas ohna lyi
Pr ohda v koi fyada na,
Kyon ki bacheya mudd ke nhi auna,
Kyon ki darindeyan lyi dharam da koi kayda nhi...

Ek Aadmi Ro Raha Tha



Ek Aadmi Ro Raha Tha, Kisi Ne Usse Waja Puchi
usne kaha -
Mera 1 Beta Tha Maine use Padhaya
Socha use Bada Aadmi Banaunga,
uss ko Matric, INTER, B.A,
M.A, aur Phir Baahar Padhai ko Bheja,
Magar?
Achank wo Beemar Ho Gaya aur Doctor Ne jawab
De Diya, aur wo Apni Zindgi ki Last Saanse Gin
Raha Tha.
1 Din Bola - PAPA, Mere Certificate Le Aaye.
Jb Main Laya Toh Bola -PAPA, ye Meri Sab
Degreeyan Hai, Magar PAPA, Apne MUJHE "GURUBANI"
Nahi Padhayi..
"BHAGWAN"ko kya Muh dikhaunga.?
Hum mein se koi bhi ye Msg Share Nhi krega Q k Ye koi Joke Toh Hai Nhi.
Agar ACHA LAGE toh Share karo.

ITNA SEND KARO JITNA GURU GRANTH SAHIB SE PYAR HAI.

Indian Parliament Canteen


🔘Poore India me ek hi jagah aisi hai jaha ye Khane ki chiz itni Sasti milti hai,
🍖
🔻Tea=1.00

🔻Soup=5.50

🔻Daal=1.50

🔻Meals=2.00

🔻Chapati=1.00

🔻Chicken=24.50

🔻Dosa=4.00

🔻Biryani=8.00

🔻Fish=13.00
♻♻♻♻♻♻

Ye sub items sirf Garibo k liye he,

Aur ye sub
available hai...

"INDIAN PARLIAMENT CANTEEN"

Aur un Garibo ka Pagar hai Rs.80,000 per months.

Without Income Tax.

Pls. send it 2 at least 5 Nagrik INKI GARIBI SABKO PATA TO CHALE!

Vande Maataram.

joke to roj forward karte
Isko bhi kr k dekho
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
Jay Hind

Jaan Hai January


Jaan hai "JANUARY"
Pyar hai "FEBRUARY"
Mast hai "MARCH"
Aasha hai "APRIL"
Milan hai "MAY"
Judai hai "JUNE"
Jakhm hai "JULY"
Ashiqui hai "AUGUST"
Sitam hai "SEPTEMBER"
Ok hai "OCTOBER"
Nagme hai NOVEMBER
Deedar hai. DECEMBER
HAPPY
NEW
YEAR
2015
In
Advance





Manmat Kare Har Koi




Manmat kare har koi,
Par GURMAT te chale virla koi.
Fashion kare har koi,
Par GURU da SAROOP dhare virla koi.
Books padhe har koi,
Par PATH pade virla koi.
Movie dekhe har koi,
Par GURUDWARE jave virla koi.
Song sune har koi,
Par KIRTAN sune virla koi.
Guru Mane har koi,
Par GURU di mane virla koi.
Sharab pive har koi,
Par AMRIT chakhe virla koi.
Paise nal English seekhe har koi,
Par free vich GURMUKHI seekhe virla koi.
Fizool sms fwd kare har koi,
Par Aisa SMS fwd kare virla koi koi..

1 Aadmi Roz Morning Walk


1 aadmi roz morning walk par Milne wale har insaan ko haath jod kr namaste karta tha.

Sab uski namaste ka jawab muskurakar namaste se dete.

Lekin 1 aadmi tha jo roz use gali deta tha.

1 bhale aadmi ne us nek insaan se kaha, tum ise namaste kyon Karte ho. Wo to tumhe roz gaali deta hai.

Bahot hi sunder jawab mila.

Jab wo mere liye apni boori aadat nhi chhod skta, to main uske liye apni acchi aadat kyon chhodu.


Je Tuhada Mann Kare ta Agge Zarur Bhejna


Je tuhada man kre ta agge zarur bhejna..
Jo mehnat karke mile O "KIRAT"
Jo muskil nal mile O "SIMRAN DI DAAT"
Jo sab nu mile O "WAHEGURU JI DI KIRPA"
Jo kismat naal mile O "SATSANG"
Jo kise kise nu mile O "SIKH KOM VICH JANAM"

ICC Cricket World Cup 2015 Schedule


ICC Cricket World Cup 2015...
Schedule :.....

14.02.2015. Sri vs NZ
14.02.2015. Eng vs Aus
15.02.2015. SA vs Zim
15.02.2015. Pak vs Ind
16.02.2015. WI vs Ire
17.02.2015. NZ vs Q3
18.02.2015. Ban vs Q2
19.02.2015. Zim vs Q4
20.02.2015. Eng vs NZ
21.02.2015. Pak vs WI
21.02.2015. Aus us Ban
22.02.2015. Sri vs Q2
22.02.2015. SA vs Ind
23.02.2015. Eng vs Q3
24.02.2015. WI vs Zim
25.02.2015. Ire vs Q4
26.02.2015. Q2 vs Q3
26.02.2015. Sri vs Ban
27.02.2015. SA vs WI
28.02.2015. Ind vs Q4
28.02.2015. Aus vs NZ
01.03.2015. Eng vs Sri
01.03.2015. Pak vs Zim
03.03.2015. SA vs Ire
04.03.2015. Pak vs Q4
04.03.2015. Aus vs Q2
05.03.2015. Ban vs Q3
06.03.2015. Ind vs WI
07.03.2015. Pak vs SA
07.03.2015. Zim vs Ire
08.03.2015. NZ vs Q2
08.03.2015. Aus vs Sri
09.03.2015. Eng vs Ban
10.03.2015. Ind vs Ire
11.03.2015. Sri vs Q3
12.03.2015. SA vs Q4
13.03.2015. Ban vs Nz
13.03.2015. Eng vs Q2
14.03.2015. Ind vs Zim
14.03.2015. Aus vs Q3
15.03.2015. WI vs Q4
15.03.2015. Pak vs Ire
18.03.2015. 1st Quarter Final:
19.03.2015. 2nd Quarter Final:
20.03.2015. 3rd Quarter Final:
21.03.2015. 4th Quartar Final:
24.03.2015. 1st Semi Final:
26.03.2015. 2nd Semi Final:
29.03.2015. BIG Final:

Send to all.

Ultimate One


ULTIMATE ONE.

Dost : Biwi se Jhagda
Solve hua kya ?
.
Husband : Ghutno pe
pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere
Paas.. ghutno pe.
.
.
Dost : kya baat kar
raha hai..
.
Husband : aur nahi to
kya..
.
.
Dost : Fir Kya Boli ?
.
.
.
Husband : Boli Palang k
Neeche se baahar aa
jao,
Ab Nahi Maarungi..

Jab Bhi Apno ke Sath Baitho


Jab bhi apno ke sath baitho toh
Parmatma Ka dhanyavad ,
Kyunki kuch log in lamhaao ko
taraste hain.

Jab bhi apne kaam par jao toh Parmatma Ka dhanyavad ,
Kyunki bohat se log berozgar hain.

Parmatma Ka dhanyavad kaho jab tum tandurust ho,
Kyunki bemaar kisi bhi qeemat per sehat khareedne ki khwahish rakhte hain.

Parmatma Ka dhanyavad kaho ke tum zinda ho,
Kyunki mare hue logo se pucho
zindagi ki qeemat.

Type of Ladies 1970 To 2014


1970 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji

1980 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee

1990 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife : Laa rahi hu

2000 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le

2014 ladies---
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya poochha?
Husb: Maine poochha, ek cup coffee bana du?

Ab Maut Se keh do

Ab Maut Se keh do Humse Narazgi khatam karde......
Aye dost...
kyuki Wo bhut Badal gaye hain jinke liye hum jiya karte the.......

Sapne The Sapno ke Aap Sahil Hue

Sapne the sapno ke aap sahil hue,
Na jane kaise hum aapke pyar ke kabil hue,
Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal ke,
Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue…

Ik Bande ne Punjabi Jawak nu Puchya

ik bande ne Punjabi Jawak nu puchyaaa..

Ke billi poonch kyon hilandi hai ??

Punjabi jawak : Kyuki poonch billi di hai......
tere peyo di nai

Moral - Dont mess with Punjabi kids.

Bill Gates Never Did Laxmi Pooja

Bill gates never did Laxmi pooja but he is the Richest man.
Einstein never did Sarswati pooja but he was very Intelligent.
Believe in WORK Not in LUCK.
Trust in God but don't be depended on him.
Alexander's last words: Bury my body and keep my hands outside,
so that the world knows "The Man who won the world had nothing in hands when he left" ...
The Best "om" is home !!
The Best "age" is courage !!
The Best "mile" is smile !!
The Best "stand" is understand !!
The Best "end" is friend !!
The Best "day" is today !!

Vishwakarma ki Jyoti se Noor Milta Hai

Vishwakarma ki jyoti se noor milta hai,
sabke dilon ko sarur milta hai,
jo bhi Naam Leta hai Vishwakarma Ka,
kuch na kuch zaroor milta hai.
Happy Vishwakarma Jayanti.

Mainu Kehndi

Mainu kehndi mere bina hor tu kinian k kudiyan fasayian..

main keha zindagi ch taan bahut ayian par kade DIL te ni layian..

Kudiye Kismat Pudiye Tenu Ena Pyar Deyan

Kudiye kismat pudiye tenu ena pyar deyan,
apne hisey di duniya mein tetho vaar deyan,
tu jammi tan maape kehan parai hai dheeye,
saure ghar vich kehan bagaani jaieen hain dheeye,
kehde ghar di aakhan tenu ki satkar deeyan,
apne hisey di duniya mein tetho vaar deyan"

Udasian Toh Mere Pyar Ki

Udasian to mere pyar ki amanat hai yaaro..

agar main hass pada toh bahut piche laut jaunga .....

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko

Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
Jo Seh Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
To Humko Hi Patthar-Dil Keh Diya...

Shaanti Aman Ke Is Desh Se

Shaanti Aman Ke Is Desh Se,
Ab Buraai Ko Mitana Hoga,
Aatanki Raavan Ka Dahan Karke,
Aaj Fir Ram Ko Aana Hoga.
Happy Vijayadashami..

Maante Hain Saara Jahan Tere Sath Hoga

Maante Hain Saara Jahan Tere Sath Hoga,
Khushi Ka Har Lamha Tere Paas Hoga,
Jis Din Toot Jayengi Saanse Hamari,
Us DIN Tujhe Hamari Kami Ka Ehsaas Hoga...

A Few Interesting Facts of MOM

A few interesting facts of MOM... Mars Mission
1. INDIA becomes the first country on the globe to do so in their maiden attempt, leaving behind US, Europe and Russia.
2. INDIA becomes the only Asian country on the globe so far to successfully accomplish this mission, not even China.
3. INDIA completes this mission within 450 crores, 1/10th of the charge incurred by NASA for equivalent Misson 'Maven'.
4. It's less than the price of many of the Hollywood motion pictures.
5. This mission has been executed with no association with any foreign nation...
its completely indigenous.
6. The spacecraft has travelled over 650 crore kilometres in around 300 days to accomplish this journey.
Share to the most...
its much more prestigious than any world cup or some other achievement....

Je Udd de aa Uche oh v Jarde Nahi


Je udd de aa uche oh v jarde nahi,
je beh java chup krke kehnde eh kise kamm da nahi,
je koi na jawab dayie ta kamjor dasde ne,
je bol aakh dayie khara ta oda hi paasa vatde ne,
bade kayar te fukre ne log,
apne aap nu nahi vekhde,
par "yaaran" diyan badian soohan rakhde ne...

Muqadar Mein Likha Hai


Muqadar mein likha hai dar be dar bhatkna...

mousam koi bhi ho parindo ko bhatkna hi padta hai...

Zehar v Pee Lavanga Teri Khatir


Zehar v pee lavanga teri khatir...

par sharat eh hai ki tu sahmne baithe mere saaha nu tutda vekhe...

Irony of India


Irony of India...
This is so deep Priyanka has earned more cash acting as a boxer compared to Mary kom has earned inside her entire career by actually doing the work...

Ladka To Baap


Ek ladka cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya..

Ladke ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li..

Baap:" tum cigarette pee rahe the??

Ladka:" nahi to..

Baap: To fir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai??

Ladka: aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai...!

A Tribute to Engineering Life


A tribute to Engineering life:

"Ek muddat ke baad milne wali thi kaid se Azadi,

Par kismat to dekho,
Jab Azadi mili to pinjre se pyaar ho chuka tha.

Dur Hone se Rishtey Nahi Tutte


Dur hone se rishtey nahi tutte….
Aur na hi paas aane se judhte hain….
Ye to Dilon ka ek bandhan hai….
Is liye hum aapko aur aap humein nahi bhulte..!!

Ek Toh Pehle hi 1000 Ladkon Pe

Ek toh pehle hi 1000 ladkon pe 944 ladkiyan hain

Upar se log 2-3 girlfriend bana lete hai.
Bhai, Fir hamare jaise Singles ka kya hoga??

Other Might Have Forgotten



Other Might have Forgotten
But Never Can i,
The Flag Of My Region
Furls Very High,
Happy Independence Day!!

Kuchh Nasha Tirange ki Aaan ka Hai


Kuchh nasha Tirange ki aaan ka hai,
Kuch nasha Matrbhumi ki shaan ka hai,
Hum lehrayenge har jagah ye Tiranga,
Nasha ye Hindustan ki shaan ka hai..!!

Is Kadar Waaqif Hai‪‬‪‬

Is kadar waaqif hai meri kalam mere jazbaaton se...
Agar main ishq likhna bhi chahu toh,
‪inqalab ‬likha jata hai....
--‪ bhagat‬.singh

Loved Indians



Loved Indians
Let us celebrate & take advantage of the freedom to live
Independence in this country cheerfully,
Helpfully, Hopefully, Quietly by remembering
After suffering through Pain & humiliation our countrywide Heroes gave us freedom.
Come let’s celebrate together to be a proud Indian
* HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY*.

Kal 2 minute Ke Liye


Kal 2 minute Ke Liye Main Apna PHONE Ek Dost Ke Ghar Par Bhool Aaya tha..!!

Aisi Sensation Aa Rahi thi..
Jaise Main Apni Masoom Lover Ko 'Shakti Kapoor' Ke Paas Chhod Aaya Hu..!!!

Intezar Rehta Hai Har Shyam Tera


Intezar Rehta Hai Har Shyam Tera,
Raate Katti Hain Le Le Ke Naam Tera,
Muddat Se Baithi Hun Yeh Aas pe,
Shayad Ab Aa Jaye Koi Paigam Tera.

Daata Sahab de Daware


Daata sahab de daware......
Baithe mangte ne saare......
Khairan sarea ne etho lai ke jania.......
Raj raj ke dhamallan aj paunia......

Jai sai laadi shah ji ...786...

Mang Mang Rab Ton Duavan


Mang mang rab ton duavan..
meri khushi layi roven..
meri maa vargi maa har ghar vich hove..
mere jiha putt kise ghar ch na hove...

We (Engineers) Can Make Every Thing For World


we (Engineers) can make every thing for world.
but can a bad relationship with girl.
we may understand all typical theory's connected with engineering
but never understand women minds
we can solve almost all difficult problems in minutes.
but never a straight forward problem of girls
we can convince on poor project with clients of any 1000 cr $
but you can not ask to a woman for Coffey.
because we r engineers...........!

India is Nation and Dadar is Station


India is Nation and Dadar is Station;
Wah Wah!
India is Nation and Dadar is Station;
Fall in love when you finally complete your Education!

PRAYER Is usually Cleaning Therapy of Heart


PRAYER Is usually Cleaning Therapy Of Heart..
And most Effective Purifier Of Soul.
This Converts Hate Into Love.
Prayer Modifications Anger Into Kindness.
GOOD MORNING...

Sachin Tendulkar 10th Paas


Sachin Tendulkar- 10th pass..!!

Anil ambani- twelfth pass..!!

Einstein-"failed 12 tym in a class..!!

Edission-"i never
concerned for exam, coz 1 bed sheet never
decide my future..!!

Harbhajan singh- 8th
move..!!

M. s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms in b. com"..!!

BAS YAHI KUCH LOG HAIN JO MUJHE PADHNE SE ROKTE HAiN VARNA MAIN BHI TOP KARTA..!!

Mohabbat Mujhe Thi Usi Se


Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se...
Yaadon mein uski yeh Dil tadpata raha...
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki...
Kabar mein bhi yeh Dil Dhadakta raha...

Dedicated to The Indian Boys


Take a walk inside our home with a toothbrush..
Read the text on the shampoo bottle within the shower..
Laugh at our jokes when we haven't even shared this with others yet..
Push the door when it clearly states "PULL".
Hate it in the event the wind messes our curly hair up..
Have to call each of our phones to find this.
. Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch.
. Turning our pillow all-around so we sleep on the coldside.
. When we stay upward late we count the quantity of hours of sleep we are certain to get..
Smiling While Reading This kind of..??

Pyar ki Anokhi Murat Ho Tum


Pyar ki anokhi Murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,
Phool toh khubsurat hi hote hain,
Par phoolo Se bhi zada khubsurat ho tum.

Modern Day India


Give me some sunshine - Assam

Give me some rain - Maharashtra

Give me personally another chance - Kejriwal

I wanna grow up once again - Rahul Gandhi

Khuda ne Aankhen Kitni Ajeeb Banayi Hain


"AANKHEN"
KHUDA ne “AANKHEN”
kitni Ajeeb banayi Hain…
Jab ye Uthti hain toh DUA ban jati hain,
Jab ye Jhukti hain toh HAYAA ban jati hain,
Uth ke Jhukti hain toh
ADAA ban jati hain,
Jhuk ke Uthti hain toh
KHATA ban jati hain,
Ye KHULTI hain toh
Duniya unhe RULA deti hain,
Par BANDH hoti hain toh
ye duniya ko RULA deti hain.

God You Are the Ocean of Water


“Oh God You are the Ocean of Water,
and I am Your fish.
Your Name is the drop of water, and I am a thirsty sparrow-hawk.”
Shri Guru Granth Sahib Ji.

Ek Married Engineer Ka Affair


Ek married engineer aur ek batchelor ladki ka affair chal raha tha..

Ek din dono date pe Gaye..
Dono ne ek dusre ke saath bahut time spend kiya..

Ladki ko ghar drop karne k baad Ladke ne apne shoes or jeans ko Ganda kar Liya Mitti mein ragad ke......

Uske baad Ladka ghar gaya..

Wife: Itni der kahan the tum??

Husband: Mai tumse Kuch chupana Nahi chahta hoon..

Mera affair chal raha hai aur Main aaj date pe Gaya tha..

Wife (Shoes aur jeans dekh kar): Chal jhoothe.. Tum fir ze football khel k aaye ho naa..?

Husband: You got me again..
darling you are so intelligent.

According to Indian Parents


According to indian parents;
the mileage regarding vehicles is measured
in quantity of days
"Parso to bharwaya tha"
"Do din mein kaise khali ho Gaya".

Computer Engineering Field Ki Ladki Ko


Computer Engineering Field Ki Ladki Ko
Kisi ladke ne cheda, uska ghussa aise nikla

Pedaishi Error,

Virus k Bachey,

Excel ki currupt document

ek Click Marungi to Zameen Se Delete Ho ke
Qabar Mein Install Ho Jayega.!

Pyar Sikha Ke Juda Ho Gaye


Pyar Sikha Ke Juda Ho Gaye,
Na Socha Na Samjha bas Khafa Ho Gaye,
Duniya Mein Ek baar Humne Kisi Ko Apna Kaha Tha,
Wo Bhi Duniya Ki Baaton Mein Aakar Bewafa Ho Gaye..!!

You've Witnessed Me Cry


You've seen me laugh,
You've witnessed me cry,
And always you're there with me,
I may well not have always said it
Yet
thanks and I love you.
Happy Father's Day.

Meri Koi Khata Hai Toh Sabit Kar


Meri Koi Khata Hai Toh Sabit Kar?
Agar Hu Sahi Toh Mujhe Galat Saabit Kar?
Tera Pyar Pane Ko Kya
Kuch Nhi Kiya Maine..
Mana Ki Main Hoon Bewafa,
Par Tu Apni Wafa toh Saabit Kar..

Sardaro pe Joke Sunte ho ab ye Paro


Sardaro pe joke sunte ho ab ye paro....
Ek sardar hua hai is duniya main uska naam hai sardar HARI SINGH NALWA, Iss ki murti baraak obama apni seat ke peche lagana chahta hai
Pucho kyo

Kyon ki woh kehta hai yehi mard surma maa
ne paida kiya hai jisne aaj tak Afghanistan main raj kiya hai

Chal ek aur

Do sardar train ke niche aa gaye isliye nahin ke shatabdi platform pe aa rahi thi

Balki lsliye ki train rokni zaroori thi

Kyonki angrej freedom fighters ko bandi banakar le ja rahe the

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke army ke bhootpurv general ka bayan 65 aur 71 ki jung
Hum sardaron ki vajah se hare

Chal ek aur

Pakistan ke general ka kehna h agar Pakistan aur Hindustan ki border ke bich agar Punjab na hota......

Toh Hindustan ko Pakistan banne main do ghante lagenge Kyonki aaj bhi Pakistan sardaron se darta hai

Chal ek aur

World me ginti sirf 2% h aur sabi jagah milte h sardar ,India ke 50 % se jyada garibo ka pet Gurudware ke langar(khana) se bharta he...

Proud to be a sikh...

Share karo agar sehmat hoto.

EK Aisa Waqt Tha Dost Bolte The


EK aisa waqt tha dost bolte the...

"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hain"

Aur Ab dost bolte hain -

"Chalo milne ka koi plan banate hain "

That is the way life changes..

Men Will be Men


A man takes his seat at a FIFA world cup final.

He looks to his left & recognizes that there is an extra seat betwen himself & the following gentleman.

MAN: "who would ever miss the FIFA world cup final?"

Fellow: "that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five world container finals together, however tragically she passed away."

MAN: "goodness... that is repulsive, and sweet of you to have her here typically by having an empty seat .. ..anyhow these are unmanageable tickets; wouldn't you be able to have brought an alternate relative, companion or another person with you?"

Gentleman: "no...they are all at her burial service!"

Men will be men....

Beta Twelfth Karle Fir Aish Karna


Beta twelfth karle fir aish karna.
Beta graduating.
Beta PG karle.
Beta MBA.
Beta Naukri.
Beta Shaadi.
Beta mar jaa phir to aish hi aish hai.

Zindagi Matlab Kya ?


Zindagi mtlb kya.. ?
"Ek dhundli si shaam, 4 dost. 4 Cup chai, 1 Table.."

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"1 innova car, 7 dost, aur 1 khula lamba pahadi Raasta"

Zindagi...mtlb kya.?
"1 dost ka ghar, Halki si Baarish, aur dher saari baatein..

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"school ke dost, Bunk Kiya hua Lecture, 1 kachori, 2 samose aur bill par hone wala jhagda...

Zindagi...mtlb kya...?
"Phone uthate hi pdhne wali dost ki mithi se
gaali,
aur Sorry kehne par 1 aur gaali"

Zindagi...mtlb kya..?
"Kuch saalon baad, Aachanak purane dost ka 1 sms,
Dhundli padi kuch bhigi yadein aur Ankho mein aaye aansu.
Cheers To friendship..

Alia Bhatt To Mahesh Bhatt


Alia Bhatt- Papa yeh IPL man of the match prizes are cool na.
Mahesh- Yes beta
Alia- But Papa itne bade cheque kaunsi coffer mein drop karte hain.

Kehte Hain ki Pehla Pyaar


Kehte hain ki pehla pyaar kabhi bhulaya nahi jata,

Phir bhi

Na jane log kyun apne Maa-Baap ko bhool jate hain.

Total Classic


Total Classic!!!

Ek Aadmi Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya

Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain

Wo Stage Pe Gya, Aur Bola

Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai..
Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.

10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf. .

Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain..
Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.

10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye .

Ab Aadmi Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab ko (ladki wale in addition to ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha

"Ye Birthday Party hai... haraamkhoro"

Ek Boy Ne Apni GF ko


Ek Boy Ne Apni GF ko Samsung Ka Mobile Le Ke Dia
Aur Agle Din MSG Kia _
Boy: Whatsapp Pe aa Jao.
Gal: Main Ajj Bimaar Hoon Tum Aakar Le Jao..

Any Time You Truly Take Care of Someone


Any time you truly take care of someone....
His or her mistake never change our feelings....
bcoz its your brain that get angry....
But the coronary heart still adores them..!!

For You to Modi ji


To,
Modi ji
Its a humble request to u sir,
India ko gujrat ki tarah Dry Country mat banao..
Nahi toh hamara kya hoga !!

Beloved Modiji

Beloved Modiji..
World wide web pack ke daam kam kar do...
bahut mahenga hai yaar....
Regards
Daily world-wide-web user.

Everyone Acts Like a Fresher

Everyone acts like a Fresher in their own issues.
But, In case of others issues,
Everyone acts like an Specialist ...

Starplus Aur Colors Ka Fayda

STAR PLUS Aur COLORS Ka Ek FaydaTo Hai,
Jab Ghar Wale Inko Dekh Rahe Ho...
Kitni Der Bhi Cellular phone Pe Kisi Se Lage Raho...
Koi Tension Nahi...

At a Traffic Signal in India


At a traffic signal in India
Green- Go
Yellow-Go faster
Red-Look around for the cop and then go faster.

Boy Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya

Boy Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz Kiya,
Teri Giggle Mein Kya Chamak Hai,
Wah Wah Teri Giggle Mein Kya Chamak Hai????
Ladki Boli Bhaiya Yahi toh Baat Hai,
Mere Toothpste Mein NAMAK Hai....

The Way Maxwell is Missing 100s

The way Maxwell will be lost hundreds,
Gulzar ought to devote his track in order to him
"Sau" dard hai... "Sau" rahatein...
sab mila dilnashi...
ek tu hi nahi..!

Once a Girl Bunked Some Sort of Lecture


Once a girl bunked some sort of lecture as well as was walking around in the college!
A professor found her as well as asked-"yeh kya?
Period mein tum ghum rahi ho"???

Girl-"Sir, yahi soch toh badalni hai. "!!!

Once a Girl asked a Boy


Once a Girl asked a Boy,
"Why we have now units to measure
Weight,
Height,
Time-span,
Money, etc.
But nothing at all to evaluate
Love,
Trust,
Friendship.
Exactly why?
Why?
Exactly why?
The Boy thought for a time,
took the girl in his arms,
hunting in the girls deep face and stated
"Dekh, by now mujhe 3 subject mein Back hai,
Tu aur dimaag ka dahi yoga exercise mat kar... ".

Peene se ud Jata Hai Fear


Peene se ud jata hai fear...
wah wah
peene se ud jata hai fear..
Xternal says-
see dear...
Your simple concepts are certainly not clear please attempt next year..

Gurudwara Sahib in All The World

Gurudwara Sahib in the World
Afganistan-10
Argentina -10
Questionnaire -28
Luxembourg -05
Bahreen -06
Bangladesh-06
Balgium -03
Botswanna -01
Great britain -119
Burma -07
Canada -93
Tiongkok -95
Cyprus -02
Denmark -02
Fiji -05
Finland -01
Indonesia -39
Grece -02
Holand -07
Honkong -02
Iceland -01
India -30, 000
Indonesia -08
Iran -01
Eire -01
Itly -36
The japanese -03
Kenya -05
Southern region korea-02
Malasiya -19
Mexico -01
Nitherland -01
Newzealand -19
Pakistan -250
Panama -03
Papua newgunia -02
Philipines -21
Poland -01
Rusia -01
Singapore -19
Southafrica -04
The world -01
Sri lanka -01
Sweedan -07
Scotland -09
Europe -02
UNITED STATES -118
WAHEGURU waheguru
Plz share and replicate this-
publish kro ji Dunia de har bande nu pata lage ki Sikh KAUM diyan jadan kithe tak ne.

Ex-Girlfriend ki Shaadi ka Card Mila


Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila....

Thodi takleef to hui...

Fir socha jayenge zaroor...!

Mohabbat apni jagah hai ..
aur biryaani apni jagah..

Characteristics of Indians

1. Jab Hair shampoo Bottle Khatam ho jaaye to usme Pani daalo ek baar aur employ karlo
2. Toothpaste ko tab tak employ karo jab tak usko pura nichod naa nikal jaye
3. Ghar mein show off mein Cina Crockery ko sirf aur sirf Guests k liye employ karo
4. Gold kharidna ek gram bhi nai,
par Rare metal k premiums ki bahut chinta hai apne ko
5. TELEVISION SET ke remote ko zor zor se dabayenge,
usse thokenge, par usme nayi battery power nai lagayenge
6. Kisi ne Dinner party mein receive kiya ho to uss din,
din bhar kuch nai khaayenge,
taki waha get together mein jee bhar ke kha sake
7. Jab T-Shirt purani ho jaaye toh use night outfit bana lo,
jab aur jaada purani ho jaaye toh Holi mein employ karo,
Aur fir usska Pocha bana lo
8. Dominos waale se extra Ketchup, or Chilli maango taki usse baad mein ghar mein employ kar sake
Aur Sabse Essential
9. Pani Puri Khaane ke baad,
no cost Sukha Puri apna Haq hai...
Proud being Indian..

Hum wo ENGINEER Nahi Hain

Hum wo ENGINEER Nahi Hain,
Jinke Hatho mein Alternate Current ya Direct Current se jhatke Lag jaate Hain..
Hum to wo logon mein se Hain,
Jo SHORT-CIRCUIT se "Cigarette" Jalate Hain.

Khubsurat Insan Se Mohabbat Nahi Hoti


Khubsurat Insan Se Mohabbat Nahi Hoti,
Balke Jis Se Mohabbat Ho Jaye,
Wo Khubsurat Lagne Lagti Hai,
Rishte Khoon Ke Nahi Hote,
Rishte Ehsaas Ke Hote Hain,
Agar Ehsaas Ho To Ajnabi Bhi Apne,
Agar Ehsas Na Ho To Apne Bhi Ajnabi Hote Hain.

Girl Said I Love You To Boy


Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You
Boy: Hahahahaha
Girl: Main Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bi De Sakti Hu,.
Boy: hahahahahahaha.
Girl: Tumhare Bina Main Zinda Nahi Reh Sakti,.
Boy: hahahahahahahahahaha
Girl: Mere mummy daddy ek week ke liye bahar jane wale hain.
Main ekdum akeli rahungi ghar mein.
Boy: Kab?.
Girl: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Boy: kab jaanu ??
Girl: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhaahahhaahhahahahahaha.

When I Asked Myself How to Handle Life ?

When i asked myself how to handle life?
My room gave me the right answer -
Roof explained: Aim high
Fan Stated: Be awesome
Clock explained: Value time
Calendar explained: Be informed
Wallet explained: Save today for long term
Mirror explained: observe yourself
Wall explained: Share other peoples load
Windows said: Expand the perspective
Floor explained: Always be as a result of earth..
I then looked @ my own bed
In addition to he explained: chaddar taan ke soja....
sab moh maya hai...

An Engineer Unsuccessful In Exam

An engineer Unsuccessful In exam!
He Stated 2 The Teacher: I will ask Ough a Issue,
If oughout don't answer, u'll get 2 offer me 'A' Grade.
Teacher: ALL RIGHT
Engineer: Whats Legal But is not Logical,
Logical But is not Legal & Neither Logical Or Legal...?
Tutor Couldn't Response,
He Afforded Him 'A' Grade..
Later the actual Engineer Responded to:
Sir, Ough R 63 Years Old & R Wife Can be 30,
Datz Legal But is not Logical.
Ur Wife Includes a 25 Years Old Man,
Its Logical But is not Legal.
Today U Have Given R Wife's Partner A Grade!!!
That's Neither Logical Or Legal.

Husband Excuse List To Spouse

Monday Night:
Spouse: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre Aaj company mein overseas clients ke saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night:
Spouse: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ki engagement party thi to Usne gathering ki isliye.
Wednesday Night:
Spouse: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...
WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night:
Spouse: Aaj fir se...
Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....
Aaj Office ka work load bahut tha...
bahut tension thi isliye.
Exclusive Night:
Spouse: Aaj kyun?
Husband: Arre jis friend ki engagement party thi na Wednesday ko,
Aaj uski shaadi thi...
to khushi ke mauke pe to....
samajh gayi na
Saturday Night:
Spouse: hmmm... Abs?
Husband: Aaj purane university friends mil gaye the to Wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...
maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
Weekend Night:
Spouse (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband: AAJ MERA MOOD THA.

Secretary To Boss

Boss-Tumhari ability?
Lady Secretary-
Youthful hu,
Vibrant hu,
Sincere hu,
Truthful hu,
Industrious hu,
Certified hu,
Knowledgeable hu,
Worthwhile hu,
Writing janti hu,
Data file sahi rakhti hu,
Computer mein professional hu,
Thoda balances bhi janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu,
Real estate agent T lagayi hai,
7 position aati hai,
69 mein Expert hu,
aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat okay
Apne flat mein akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli,
abs kya joining ke Din promotion legi!!!!

Dhan Dhan Guru Angad Dev Ji


DHAN DHAN GURU TEGH BAHADUR JI TE DHAN DHAN GURU ANGAD DEV JI de Prakaash Purab diyan samoh sangtan nu beant beant Wadhaiyan..
Waheguru sab te kirpa kare...
Sat Sri Akaal !!

Asi Sher Haan Guru Dashmesh De


Asi Sher Haan Guru Dashmesh De,
Kaun Ho Sakde Sanu Atkaun Wale,
Jag Janda Asi Nahi Muk Sakde,
Muk Gaye Sanu Mukaun Wale.

As Soon as Your Phone Battery is at 1%

As soon as your phone battery is at 1%
and you also are running towards the phone charger like-.
"Mere saath reh bhaai..
aankhein band mat karna..
tujhe main kuch nhi hone dunga! ".

Sonakshi Sinha To Kejriwal

Sonakshi Sinha: Thappad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Sahab,
Pyaar Se Lagta Hai!
Kejriwal: Tu Rahne De Behan,
Mujhe pade hain mujhe pata hai.

People Abusing Yuvraj Singh

People abusing Yuvraj Singh:
*Don't neglect, he was the person due to whom India won the world Cup.
*He has been the one of several person who fulfilled Sachin's 22 years old dream.
*He was usually the one who gave us glorious Six 6's moment
*He is the one who may have given good deal and great deal of other wins.
Its cricket, It is game.
A number of day people score, some day people floor..!

Status of Cricket

Gadar -For ‪IndVsPak ‬match
Chak De : For ‪IndVsAus ‬match
Lagaan -For ‪IndVsEng ‬match
Ramayan- For ‪IndVsSL ‬match.

Pappu To Sunny Leone


Sunny Leone: Ragini Mms 2 mein main sab ko dara ke rakh dungi.
Pappu: Darr To Aapki pehle ki movies mein bhi lagta tha____

Kahi peeche se mummy papa na aa jaye.

A Nursery Boy Proposes a Girl

A nursery boy proposes a Girl: I Love you...
Girl Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke.
Boy Replies: Mukka to jese tu khayegi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.

Very Best Joke of the Day

Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai...
Beta at Home: Papa mujhe sab pata hai
Papa: beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
Beta: Mummy muje sab pata hai.
Mummy: beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas.
Beta (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai.
Ramu kaka: sab jaanne ke baad bhi apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.....!!

Ladki To Doctor

Ek Ladki Nervous Haalat Mein Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Aur Boli,
Ladki: "Specialist Saab Maine Galti Se Apni Bhabhi Ki I-Pill Ki Goli Kha Li,
Ab Main Kya Karun?
Specialist: "Bindaas Ghumo, Doston Ko Khush Karo, Ab Tum 72 Ghanton Ke Liye Prepaid Ho Chuki Ho,
Jaa Aish Kar, Jee Le Apni Zindagi.

Diverse Varieties of Mom

Diverse varities of mom..!!

Darane wali MUMMY
"ek thapad padhega to theek ho jaoge"

Aalsi MUMMY
"ek baat tumhe kitni bar batani padhti hai"

DHAMKANE WALI MUMMY
"Aane do father ko, tumhari shikayat karungi"

Purani MUMMY
"Jab main tumhari umar ki thi to ghar ki sari zimedari sambhalti thi"

Future jaanne WALI MUMMY
"Mujhe pata tha, yeh tute ga"

Befuddled MUMMY
"main insan hu k machine ?"

Egotistical MUMMY
"lunch mein parathe tumhare liye diye the ya tuhmare dosto k liye?"

SHAKKI MUMMY
"10 mein se 10 no..
zarur tumne duping ki hogi"

AAJ kal ki mother :
aag lage tere mobile ko, saara din isi mein ghusa rehta hai

Par in sab ke baad bhi BEST hai hum sabki MUMMY..

Adore you mother..

Child Fails in Exam

Child FAILS IN EXAM-

Father: Aaj se mujhe daddy mat kehna...

Kid: Oh, go ahead father,

it was simply a school test not the DNA test...!

Shaking Generations..

A Gentleman Strove For a Interview

A gentleman strove for a interview at an enormous IT organization today for the position of 'Machine Hacking Investigator.'

The manager asked him , "Thus, what makes you suitable for this employment?"

"Well," he answered, "I hacked into your workstation and welcomed myself to this interview."

The Smoking Kills Cautioning on Cigrette

The Smoking kills cautioning on cigrette packs is similar to

Young ladies saying " Rehane do !! koi dekh lega "

simply a convention.

Sari Raat Assi Number Usda Launde Rahe

Sari Raat assi Number usda launde rahe,

Customer care wale koi hor hi kahani paunde rahe,

Machine wali bibi kehndi sajan tuhade kise hor nal occupied ne,

Assi re-dial te re-dail dabonde rahe,

Raat to swer hon te aa gai number hale v busy c,

Swere hoi jdo mulakat,

iljam ik duje te launde rahe,

Gusse vich call register check kita ta pata laga,

Assi ik duje da iko time te number milonde rahe...

Pagg Bann Ke Gabhru Jad Tyar Hunde

Pagg Bann Ke Gabhru Jad Tyar Hunde,

Muchh Chakk Ke Bullet Te Swaar Hunde,

Loki Chad Ke Chubare Ton Takde Ne Te Sochde Ne,

Kaash Asi V Sardaar Hunde..

Mother To Daughter

Mother: You are pleasantly dressed up....

where are u going sweetheart?

Girl: Thanx a great deal mother,

I'm setting off to the washroom as i need another facebook profile picture.

Aradhya To Abhishek Bacchan

Abhishek Bacchan to his babe Aradhya:
"Baby I am a super star in "Bollywood"
Aradhya to AB afterwards searching at the mobile:-
"No Ullu banaaing..
No Ullu baanaing"

Very Admirable Moment

Very admirable moment
When you are sleeping and your mom comes and put blanket on you.

Ye Engineering Nahi Asaan

Ye Engineering nahi asaan,
bas itna Samjh lijiye,
Ek laal Mirch ki Kulfi hai,
Or Choos ke khaani hai..

Wife - Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi

Wife: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.!!
Husband: Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai.!!
Wife: Pata Hai, Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wali Mein Laga Diya Hai.!!

Its Not a Accomplishment

Its not a accomplishment to accomplish 100 friends in a year.
But
A accomplishment in year to accomplish 1 friend for 100 years.

Dil Mein Tamannaon ko Dabana Seekh Gaye

Dil mein tamannaon ko dabana seekh gaye,
Gam ko ankhon mein chhipana seekh gaye,
Mere chahre se kahin koi baat zaahir na ho,
Daba ke hothon ko ham muskrana seekh gaye.

Rahul Gandhi To Aamir Khan


Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikar hai,
par main Satyamev Jayate nahi dekh paunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyu?

Rahul Gandhi: Kyuki us time Chhota Bheem aata hai !!!

Kismat Pehle hi Likhi ja Chuki Hai


"Kismat pehle hi likhi ja chuki hai
to koshish karne se kya milega?"

Best Answer: "Kya pata kismat mein likha ho ki"
"KOSHISH SE HI SAB MILEGA".

Johnny-Johnny Rhyme (Engineering Version)

Johnny-Johnny Rhyme. (Engineering Version) Jhonny, Jhonny? - Yes, papa!
Placement hua? - No, papa!
Lots of tension? - Yes, papa!
CGPA? - Low, papa!
Personal life? - Lost, papa!
Top karoge? - HAHAHAHA!

Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's

Moment Which Almost Came In Everyone's School Life !
When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind !
And Then Say : "Who? Me?"

Very Touchy Love Story


Ek Din Chidiya Boli : Mujhe Chhod Kar Kabhi Tum Udd Toh Nahi Jaaoge??
Chida : Udd Jaauon Toh Tum Pakad Lena..
Chidiya : Main Tumhe Pakad Sakti Hu Par phir Paa Nhi Sakti..
Chida Ki Aankhon Mein Aansu Aa Gaye Ussne Apne Pankh Tod Liye..
Chidda Bola : Ab Hum Hamesha Saath Rahenge..
Ek Din Bhot Zor Se Toofan Aaya Chidiya Udd Ne Lagi..
Tabhi Chida Bola : Tum Udd Jao Main Nahi Udd Sakta..
Chidiya : Apna Khayal Rakhna Keh Kar Udd Gayi..
Jab Toofan Thama Aur Chidiya Wapis Aayi Toh Usne Dekha Chida Mar Chuka Tha
Aur Ek Daali Par Likha Tha..
Kaash Tum Ek Baar Toh Kehti Ke Main Tumhe Nahi Chod Sakti Toh Shayad Main Toofan Aane Se Pehle Nahi Marta.....

Difference Between Insult & Achievment


Difference between insult & achievement??

If u cry seeing your qustion papr itz an insult.

BUT

If u make your teacher cry seeing ur answr paper itz an achievement.

Lover and Friend Mein Kya Fark Hai ?


Lover and friend mein kya fark hai??

Socho

Lover:- tumhe kuch hua to main jinda Nahi rahunga

&

Friend:- jab tak main jinda hun tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga.

Only Two Types of Persons


"Only two types of persons are happy in this world.
First is a Mad person
and
Second is a Child.
So Be Mad to achieve what you desire and
Be a Child to enjoy what you have achieved."

Dekho Meri Aankhon Mein Khawaab Kis ke Hain



Dekho Meri Aankhon Mein Khawaab Kis ke Hain ?!?
Dekho Mere Dil Mein Toofan Kis ke Hain ?!?
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,
To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain ?!?

Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya

Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf Roti Order Ki Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki,
Aur Professor Khaali Plate Mein Roti Dubo Kar Khane Laga
Waiter Hairaan Hokar: “Sir Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho Plate To Khaali Hai”
Professor: “Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun Aur Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.“

Sunday to Monday


Mumbai to Delhi = 1400km
Delhi to Mumbai = 1400km
Ground Floor to 15th Floor =15 floors...
15th Floor to Ground Floor =15 floors.

Monday to "SUNDAY" = 7 days
"SUNDAY" to Monday = "1 day"

This is cheating !!
Cheating Cheating
Cheating...

‪Facebook P‬urchased W‪hatsapp‬‪‬‪‬‪‬‪‬‪‬


‪Facebook ‬purchased ‪whatsapp ‬in 19 billion.

‪Microsoft ‬purchased ‪Nokia ‬in 7.7 billion.

‪Google ‬purchased ‪YouTube ‬in 1.65 billion.

Google purchased ‪Motorola ‬in 12.5 billion.

Oracle purchased sun and java in 7.4 billion.

HP Purchased compac in 25 billion.

Microsoft purchased Skype in 8.5 billion!!

Jewellery Shop Mein ek Aadmi ki Zabrdast Pitayi ho Gayi




Jewellery shop mein ek aadmi ki zabrdast pitayi ho gayi,

Reason Usne Sales girl se kha ki..??

"Aaapki ek - ek item gazab ki hai"

Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ??

Apne Haatho Ko Dekh Kar Sochti Hun


Apne Haatho Ko Dekh Kar Sochti Hun Ye Zindagi Kis Ke Naam Karun?
Uskey Naam Jo Dil Ki Dhadkano Mein Hai,
Ya Phir Uskey Naam Jo Haatho Ki Lakiron Mein Hai.

Boy was Reading Financial Times

Boy was Reading Financial Times...
Headlines: Facebook Buys Whatsapp for $19 billion."
Boy - "O Teri!! Kharida Kyun Pagal,
Download Kar Leta.. Free mein Milta hai.."

A Tribute to School Life


A tribute to school life:

"Ek muddat ke baad milne wali thi kaid se Azaadi,

Par kismat to dekho,
Jab Azaadi mili to pinjre se pyaar ho chuka tha,

Ek comment School Life Ke Naam..

Sunny Leone se Kisi ne Poocha


Sunny Leone se ek program mein kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??

Sunny Leone:
?
Apne ghar jaati hoon...

Dear Beautiful Girls


Dear Beautiful Girls,
Please don't wear T-shirts with long quotes.

It gives our wrong image whenever we try reading it..!!

Sincerely,
Honest Boy

what is Love and Explain in Details ?


Question :-what is love and explain in details ? (40 marks)

Answer:

MBA Student's Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 10 from 40)

Bcom Student's Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 10 from40)

Engineering Student's Answer :


- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men&women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided&2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks 40 from 40) Excellent !


N.B :- Don't ask engineering students , they can do any thing for 40 marks!

Boy To Girl


She:- Tu itna acha hai fir kya reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai ?
He:- Tu ban ja
She:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
He:- Bas yahi reason hai..

Love is Deep & Beautiful Feeling


Love is deep & beautiful feeling of the heart..
Love gives sparkling glow to the face,
Love like dream come true..
Happy Valentines Day.

Main Ranjha Tu Heer Kure


Main Ranjha Tu Heer Kure,
Dil Vich Teri Tasveer Kure,
Chal Chalde Aa Kashmir Kure,
Koi Nava Bahana Gharlange,
Tu Jiven Kahengi Karlage.

Spread This Knowledge


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PB-02Amritsar
PB-03Bathinda
PB-04Faridkot
PB-05Ferozepur
PB-06Gurdaspur
PB-07Hoshiarpur
PB-08Jalandhar
PB-09Kapurthala
PB-10Ludhiana
PB-11Patiala
PB-12Ropar
PB-13Sangrur
PB-14Ajnala
PB-15Abohar
PB-16Anandpur Sahib
PB-17Baba Bakala
PB-18Batala
PB-19Barnala
PB-20Balachaur
PB-21Dasuya
PB-22Fazilka
PB-23Fatehgarh Sahib
PB-24Garhshankar
PB-25Jagraon
PB-26Khanna
PB-27Kharar
PB-28Malerkotla
PB-29Moga
PB-30Muktsar
PB-31Mansa
PB-32Nawanshahr
PB-33Nakodar
PB-34Nabha (Patiala South West)
PB-35Pathankot
PB-36Phagwara
PB-37Phillaur
PB-38Patti
PB-39Rajpura (Patiala North)
PB-40Rampura Phul
PB-41Sultanpur Lodhi
PB-42Samana (Patiala East)
PB-43Samrala
PB-44Sunam
PB-45Talwandi Sabo
PB-46Tarn Taran
PB-47Zira
PB-48Amloh (West)
PB-49Khamano
PB-50Budhlada
PB-51Jhunir / Sardulgarh
PB-52Bassi Pathana
PB-53Malout
PB-54Mukerian
PB-55Payal
PB-56Raikot
PB-57Bhulath
PB-58Dera Baba Nanak
PB-59Dhuri
PB-60Gidderbaha
PB-61Jalalabad
PB-62Jaitu
PB-63Khadoor Sahib
PB-64Moonak
PB-65Mohali
PB-66Nihal Singh Wala
PB-67Shahkot
PB-68Dhar Kalan
PB-69Bagha Purana
PB-70Dera Bassi
PB-71Chamkaur Sahib
PB-72Patran (Patiala East)
PB-73Tappa Mandi
PB-74Nangal
PB-75Lehra

Jai Ho Effect


Jai Ho effect:

Today I helped a girl and she replied
"THANK U",

then I told her not to say thank u but instead take my mobile number,
n give it to 3 other girls and tell those girls to give to other 9 girls..

Jindagi Mein Do Baatein Bahut Dukh Pahuchati Hain

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Jindagi Mein Do Baatein Bahut dukh pahuchati Hain..
Ek wo jisse Mohabbat Na Ho uske Sath Rehna..
Ek wo jisse Mohabbat Ho uske Baghair Rehna..

Valentine Calender


Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs. 20 (Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs. 100 (Card + Ice Cream)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs. 250 (Cant give a low price chocolate)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs. 700 (That's the lowest price)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs. 130 (Again, few food expenses )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs. 250 (You have to hug after applying a DEO)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs. 150 (SPRAY MINT before kissing) .

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000 (You cant handle lesser than this amount)

CONGRATULATIONS-SINGLES,,,
You are going to Save Nearly Rs. 3600 in a Week !!

May The Occasion of Basant Panchmi


May The occasion of Basant Panchami bring the wealth of Knowledge to you, and may you be blessed by Goddess Saraswati and all Your wishes come true.

Happy Basant Panchami

Wo Keh Ke Chal Diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai


Wo Keh Ke Chal diye ki Itni Mulaqaat Bahut Hai...
Maine Kaha Ruk Jao Abhi Raat Bahut Haii.....
Aansoo Mere Tham Jayein To Phir Shonq Se Jana,
Aise Main kaun mujhe sambalega....
Barsaat Bahut Haii.....
Wo Kehne Lage Jana Mera Bahut Zaroori Haiii...
Nahi Chahta Dil Todun Tera Par Majboori Haii...
Gar Hui Ho Koi Khata To Maaf Ker Dena....
Maine Kaha Ho jao Chup Itni Kahi Baat Bahut Haiii....
Samajh Gaya Hun Sab Aur Kuch Kehna Zaroori Nahi,
Bas Aaj Ki Raat Ruk Jaun,
Jana Itna Bhi Zaroori Nahi Hai....
Phir Kabhi Na Aaunga Tumhari Zindagi Mein Lout Ke,
Saari Zindagi ki Tanhaii Ke Liye,
Aaj Ki Raat Bahut Hai.........

Boy To Girl


Boy: can u plz clOse ur eyes 4 a mOment ?
Girl: Ok, dOne
Boy: thnx, wt a darknEss Isn’t it?
Girl: yEah
BOy: dat Is My life is sO empty withOut yOu ...!!

MOther May Be Educated


MOther" May Be Educated Or Uneducated..


But She is The Best Teacher From WhOm We can Learn hOw tO ShOw Care & AffectiOn..

Bolna te Chadeya c


Bolna te chadeya c disno v reh gyi ae,
Das arhiye kehre ambraan ch beh gyi ae,
Ho gya kasoor satho ki ni chandriye,
Tere bina lagda naa jee ni chandriye.

Hunda Pyar v Kina AJEEB Yaaro


Hunda Pyar v kina AJEEB yaaro,
ANJANIA nu le k aunda KREEB yaaro,
Mile JINu NA asi KADE hunde,
ban jande ne o saade NASEEB yaaro..

God ke Bina Mandir Adhura Hai


God ke bina mandir adhura hai,
Friendship ke bina jivan adhura hai,
Wife bina ghar adhura hai,
usi tarha tumhare bina mera dil adhura hai.

Difference Between 1999 and 2014 Kids


1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window to see the moon & stars.

2014 Kids : I want my bed near the mobile charging slot..

Some Facts You Might Not be Knowing About INDIANS

Some facts you might not be knowing about INDIANS |
1. 38% of doctors in america are INDIANS.
2. 12% scientist in America are INDIANS.
3. 28% of the IBM employees on the globe are INDIANS.
4. 36% in the NASA employees are INDIANS.
5. 17% of the INTEL employees on the globe are INDIANS.
6. 34% in the MICROSOFT employees are INDIANS.
7. Sanskrit is the mother language of all of the European languages. WHICH MEANS SWEDISH FAR TOO.
8. SANSKRIT is most suitable language for computer software reported in Forbes magazine, 1987.
9. CHESS was invented in INDIA.
10. Creator and founder of HOTMAIL is actually INDIAN (SABEER BHATIA).
11. Aryabhatta who has been from INDIA, invented the number ZERO.
12. INDIANS invented the number SYSTEM.
13. ALGEBRA was conceived in INDIA.
14. CALCULAS and TRIGNOMETRY originated in INDIA.
15. The general manager of H . P . (HP) is INDIAN (RAJIV GUPTA).
07. Creator of the PENTIUM CHIP (90% in the today's Computer runs on it) is actually INDIAN (VINOD DAHM).
17. BHUDHYANA first calculated the worth of pi (3. 14), and he explained the thought of what is known as the Pythagorean theorem. he discovered this within the 6th century long before the European mathematicians.
18. We have almost 5600 distinct newspapers and 3500 different mags with approximately 120 million readers each day.
19. SUSHRUTA (from india) could be the father of SURGERY. 2600 season ago he and health scientist involving his time conducted complicated surgeries like --> artificial limbs, cracks, urinarystones and even plastic surgical procedures and brain surgery
20. LAXMI MITTAL (steel king) could be the richest man in ENGLAND. His house in England could be the most expensive house on the globe, more than 70 million weight.
21. ALBERT EINSTEIN once claimed: - We own a lot towards the INDIANS, who taught us tips on how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific have been made.
22. INDIA has the THIRD largest army on the globe with more than 105 trillion men......
I'm Proud To Be An Indian... ) |
Happy republic day in Adavnce to everyone Indains
|Jai Bharat|.

Maape Kehnde eh Taan Dhiyan Prayiaa ne


Maape kehnde eh tan dhiyan prayiaa ne,
SauhRe kehnde eh Begane gharo aayiaa ne,
RABBA hun tu hi dasde eh dheeyan,
Kehre ghar de layi bnayiaa ne.

You Can Not Make an Omelet

"You can not make an omelet without breaking a couple of eggs. "
When you seek to do something great,
you'll probably make some individuals annoyed or angry.
Don't concern yourself with those people;
just focus about the good results.

Definition of Time

Definition of time!??
Slow.. when you wait!
Rapid.. when you are Late!
Deadly.. when you are Sad!
Limited.. when you are happy!
Almost endless.. when you are in Agony!
Long.. when you feel bore!
Every time, time is dependant upon your feelings and your psychological conditions & not by clocks...
Therefore.. Have A Nice Time Often!

History of Petrol Prices in India


HISTORY OF PETROL PRICES IN INDIA :
2014 : Rs 81.31
2013 : Rs 78.56
2012 : Rs 73.53
2011 : Rs 63.08
2010 : Rs 44.55
2009 : Rs 40.62
2008 : Rs 50.60
2007 : Rs 42.00
2006 : Rs 43.51
2005 : Rs 40.49
2004 : Rs 33.70
2003 : Rs 31.50

Checkout how shockingly cheap petrol price was in 1989 :
i d'nt think about that......
Cos yaar tab to salary b petrol k daam se kam thi..

Throughout School Days

Throughout School days,
Mummy jo bhi tiffin-box mein dete the,
wo accha nahi lagta tha,
but friend ke tiffin mein uski mom jo dete the,
wo bahut pasand aata tha...
Childhood memories.

Pappu Mount Everest Pe Gaya

Pappu Mount Everest Pe gaya.
3 Baba Baithe the Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.
Pappu- Baba Ye Kya hai?
Baba- Masala..
Pappu- oh Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho.

Menu Ishq ne Pagal Kar Ditta

Menu ishq ne pagal kar ditta,
main apna aap bhula baitha,
main banke peerh mohabbat di,
jind jugni de lekhe la betha,
main banke chees mohabbat di,
jind sohne sai de naam likhwa betha......! #786.

Mercedes Guy To Scooter Wala

In Delhi, A Mercedes smashed in a scooter.
Mercedes Guy: Saale jaanta hai mera baap DSP hai..!!
Scooter wala: Bhai mein Delhi ka naya Chief Minister hoon.....

Tanha Chhod Kar Humko

Tanha Chhod Kar Humko Hausla Bhi Dete Hain,
Saans Chheen Kar Jine Ki Dua Bhi Dete Hain,
Ek Tarf Judai Ka gum bhi Jaari Hai,
Aur Muskrane Ka Maswra Bhi Dete Hain.

Madhur Apni Gf Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya

Madhur apni gf ke ghar dinner par gaya,
uska stomach kharab tha us din.
Puri family dining table par aa k baith gayi,
gf ne puri household se madhur ko introduce karaya aur table par shaandar dinner rakha dekh madhur ke muh mein pani aa gaya.
GF's Daddy: - hello beta madhur,
how have you been?
Madhur: - m good sir,
aap sab kaise hain?
Aap logo ne mera itna khayal rakha aur itna warm welcome kiya iske liye thanks plenty.
Achanak madhur ke stomach mein gud-gud shuru ho gayi and also he Farted "Poooooooo.... "
Saare members ne madhur ki taraf dekha Aur uske baad madhur ke paas baithe huye GF ke dog Tommy ki taraf dekha.
GF's Daddy: - "Tommy... ye kya hai??
Chalo bhago yaha se. "
Tommy wahi baitha raha.
Madhur ne socha chalo achchha hua kisi ko pata nahi chala aur ilzam Tommy pe lag gaya.
a couple of min baad again madhur "poooooo....
Gf's Gusse Mein: - Tommy... Get out,
bhago yaha se...
Madhur fir se bahut khush hua.
Gf: -- sorry madhur,
ye kutta bhi na... Tommy bhago chalo jao,
hato madhur ke paas se..
Thodi der baad fir se madhur ke stomach ne saath chhod diya aur stomach ka pooo is baar kuchh zyada tez aawaz se nikla... "POOOOOONNNNNN......
GF's Father: - abey saale kutte jab wo ladka tere upar poty kar dega tab bhagega kya waha se... "....

Breaking News

Breaking News:
Supreme court passes brand-new rule,
Marriage certificate not required,
if alok nath gives aashirwad..

Aaja Mere Kol Tenu Saahan ch Vasa Lava


♥♥ Aaja mere kol tenu saahan ch vasa lava,
pyar wali baat Channa tainu main sikha deva,
Juda na hoyi mere to Ek Pal aaja Dil di Dhadkan Bana lava,
Bas Sacha Pyar rakhi mere nal Pher tenu apne BEBE di NUH main bana deva ♥♥

Jo Insaan Aapse Bahut Larney Ke Baad Bhi


Jo Insaan Aapse Bahut Larney Ke Baad Bhi,
Aapko Manane Ka Hunar Rakhta Hai..
Samajh Lena Ki,
Wo Aapse Beintehaa Mohabbat Karta Hai..!!

Did you know..??


Did you know..??
* VIRUS - Vital Information Resource UnderSeized.
* 3G -3rd Generation.
* GSM - Global System for Mobile Communication.
* CDMA - Code Divison Multiple Access.
* UMTS - Universal Mobile Telecommunication System.
* SIM - Subscriber Identity Module .
* AVI = Audio Video Interleave
* RTS = Real Time Streaming
* SIS = Symbian OS Installer File
* AMR = Adaptive Multi-Rate Codec
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* JAR = Java Archive
* JAD = Java Application Descriptor
* 3GPP = 3rd Generation Partnership Project
* 3GP = 3rd Generation Project
* MP3 = MPEG player lll
* MP4 = MPEG-4 video file
*AAC = Advanced Audio Coding
* GIF= Graphic Interchangeable Format
* JPEG = Joint Photographic Expert Group
* BMP = Bitmap
* SWF = Shock Wave Flash
* WMV = Windows Media Video
* WMA = Windows Media Audio
* WAV = Waveform Audio
* PNG = Portable Network Graphics
* DOC = Document (Microsoft Corporation)
* PDF = Portable Document Format
* M3G = Mobile 3D Graphics
* M4A = MPEG-4 Audio File
* NTH = Nokia Theme (series 40)
* THM = Themes (Sony Ericsson)
* MMF = Synthetic Music Mobile Application File
* NRT = Nokia Ringtone
* XMF = Extensible Music File
* WBMP = Wireless Bitmap Image
* DVX = DivX Video
* HTML = Hyper Text Markup Language
* WML = Wireless Markup Language
* CD -Compact Disk.
* DVD - Digital Versatile Disk.
*CRT - Cathode Ray Tube.
* DAT - Digital Audio Tape.
* DOS - Disk Operating System.
* GUI -Graphical User Interface.
* HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol.
* IP - Internet Protocol.
* ISP - Internet Service Provider.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* UPS - Uninterruptible Power Supply.
* HSDPA - High Speed Downlink Packet Access.
* EDGE - Enhanced Data Rate for GSM[Global System for Mobile Communication] Evolution.
* VHF - Very High Frequency.
* UHF - Ultra High Frequency.
* GPRS - General Packet Radio Service.
* WAP - Wireless Application Protocol.
* TCP - Transmission Control Protocol.
* ARPANET - Advanced Research Project Agency Network.
* IBM - International Business Machines.
* HP - Hewlett Packard.
*AM/FM - Amplitude/ Frequency Modulation.
* WLAN - Wireless Local Area Network

Lines Said by Kapil


Lines said by kapil Sharma about Dhoom 3

Bande hai ye kiske,
Kisne diya inko itna zor,
Chappal se dhoyege inko,
Agar banaya dhoom 4..

A Private Company Employee

A Private Company Employee was rewarded the bicycle by his organization.
It was so beautiful but didn't have a very Carrier at the back,
so he requested to obtain it fixed.
When the cycle returned with the Carrier fitted,
he noticed that now the Stand isn't generally there,
so he asked about the actual missing Stand...
Organization said: There exists only one thing is achievable in Private Job,
Either PROFESSION or STAND,
If you consider STAND,
your CAREER will conclude,
and if you want to manufacture a CAREER so never take STAND....
Dedicated to all Private Business Employees.....

The Most Sharmnaak Thing

The most 'Sharmnaak' thing these days is usually to say...
that, "I'm not upon WhatsApp".

Chori Chori Jatti Chamkila Sundi

Aam Banda Delhi WicH kill Laa Geya,
Vadde-Vadde KeeLe Raato-Raat Dhaa Geya,
Shad Gal kaL di Tu kar Kar Hun di,
Chori chori,,, chori chori,, chori chori,,,
Chori-Jatti ChamkiLa Sun's rays di...!!
Oye Aaundi a Aawaz Jatta Tun-tun Di,
Chori-Jatti ChamkiLa Sun di...!!
Chori-Jatti ChamkiLa Sun di...!!