Earth Can Forget Rotation

Earth can forget rotation,

Bird can forget flying,

Candle can forget melting,

heart can forget beating,

but I will never forget u..........

BCZ I MISS U ALL TIME....

True Lines

Its very easy to say 'Busy'

when someone needs you..

But

Its very hard to hear 'Busy'

when you need someone.

Machli Jal ki Rani Hai

Machli jal ki rani hai,

NO NO something should be new

girl friend dil ki rani hai,
paisa us ka paani hai,
hath lagao to cillaayengi,
paisa nikalo pat jayengi..

GOD Are Also Engineers

GOD are Also Engineers:-

Bramha:- System Installer

Vishnu :- System Supporter

Shiva :- System Programmer

Narad :- Data Tranferer

YAMRAJ :- Deleter

& Interesting

"APSARA :- VIRUS"

What is Love ?

Love is when mom comes 2 at night and say, "I love u beta"

Love is when bhaabhi say, "oye hero koi ladki pataya k nai"

Love is when sister says, "bhai meri shaadi ke baad mujhse jhagda kon karega"

Love is when we are moodles and brother say, "chal kahi ghumne chalte hai"

Love is when frnds call us and say, "kamine tere bina dil nai lagta"
that's love...

Don't miss it in life
love is not only having girlfriend or boyfriend...

Is Saal Ek Aisa Waqt Aane Wala Hai

Is saal ek aisa waqt aane wala hai jo zindagi mein phir kabhi nahi aayega

Time 08: 09: 10
date 11- 12- 13
i hope we are the first one who told you...

Why Ambulance is White in Color

Question:" Why AMBULANCE is WHITE in color ?? (15 marks)

Answer by Engineering student
Ans:" AMBULANCE has OXYGEN cylinder,
Oxygen is a gas,
GAS is used 4 cooking FOOD,
FOOD is source of VITAMINS,
WE get Vit-D from SUN,
SUN produces LIGHT,
LIGHT comes from bulbs,
Small BULBS are used to decorate CHRISTMAS tree,
CHRISTMAS means GIFTS,
GIFTS are given by SANTA,
SANTA lives in NORTH POLE,
NORTH POLE is the house of POLAR BEARS,
POLAR BEARS are WHITE
That's why ambulance is WHITE...

ENGINEERS CAN DO ANYTHING FOR 15 MARKS..

Boy To Doctor

Boy to a Doctor: My gf is pregnant bt I used protection

Doctor: Ek Kahani Suno,
Ek Shikari ek din Gun ki jagah Umbrella le gaya,
Achanak Lion samne aaya to usne Umbrella ka handle khicha aur fire kiya,
Lion wahi mar gaya..

Boy: Ghantaa...!
Kissi aur ne goli mari hogi..

Doctor: Exactly!!

If Mallika Sherawat Plays Dropadi

If Mallika Sherawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..

Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do
bhabhi ko saari,
hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...

Dukhan nu Bana ke Apna

Dukhan nu bana ke apnaa,

gal khushian di karda een,

vehrhe ch lava ke kikran,

hun kandeyan ton darda een......!

Interviewer To Applicant

Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 49.

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died.
Why?

Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane.
You may leave now..

Mallika Sherawat to Naukar

Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh,

Naukar bola: Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya?

Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din ke hi kapde the, toh socha issi mein dho dalun!

Ek Village Mein Aaj Bhi

Ek village mein aaj bhi films ka advt. cycle rickshaw se announce hota hai..

Ek din kuch aisa announce ho raha tha..

Film ka naam - "bade ghar ki beti..."
"bade ghar ki beti ka mazaa lijiye,
din mein chaar baar,
9 se 12, 12 se 3, 3 se 6 aur raat 9 se 12.. baje tak...

Aage ka 20 rupaye, peeche ka 10 rupaye.."

Vanga nu Chanakno Varjeya na Kar Tu

Vanga nu chanakno varjeya na kar tu,

paira diyan addian te laya kahto karfyu,

jihdi beat tere nachne de mood nu,

50 ton 100 percent karde,

ohi gana dj te lavade sohniye,

jehda tere lakk ch current bharde.

Ladke Wale Ladki Walon Se

Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai..

Bas ek aakhri sawal

ladki ne kabhi

Asaram Bapu se ASHIRWAD to nahi liya na??

Jis Vehde Vich Hoi Khed ke Jawaan

Jis vehde vich hoi khed ke jawaan ni maaye,

laado teri chadd ke lagi jaan ni maye,

babule da pyar te dulaar nahion bhulna,

rok le ni doli de na jaan ni maaye.

Dukhre Sunava Sham Sham Rovan Preetma

Dukhre sunava sham sham rovan preetma,

dard bura hai vichore da,

tijo pyar karda main meriye jinde,

saadi preet purani ae..

Girl To Dad

Girl: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in India and he lives in UK.

We met on a dating website, became friends on facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, proposed to each other on skype,
and now we've had 2 months of relationship thru viber.

I need ur blessing and good wishes daddy...

Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter, have fun online.
Buy ur kids on e-bay, send them thru g-mail and if u r fed up with your husband...
Sell him on OLX....

Hawa Cho Mehkan

Hawa cho mehkan,

Paani cho nasha,

Khushi ch athru,

Te gam ch maza,

Dil fir dimag di manne na koi salah,

Aakhiyan hi sab kuj kehndian ne bull bilkul farkan na,

Odo jado pyar ho janda.

Sir te Pagri Tohar Hai Tagdi


Sir te pagri tohar hai tagdi,

Puri aakad bade dhamakad,

jigre saade sab to vaade,

saade agge koi na lagge,

maar maar ke badkan punjabi king aj jachange,

khali kar deo vehda Mr Singh aj nachange..

Quotes of Famous Persons

"I slept on benches and everyday borrowed 20Rs/- from friend to travel film city" - SRK

"I didn't even complete my university education" - Bill Gates !!

"I was raped at the age of 9 "- Oprah Winfrey

"I was sexually, mentally, emotionally and verbally abused by my father as far back as I can remember until I left home at the age of eighteen" - Joyce Meyer

"I struggled academically throughout elementary school" - Dr Ben Carson

"I used to serve tea at a shop to support my football training" - Lionel Messi

"I used to sleep on the floor in friends'
rooms, returning Coke bottles for food, money, and getting weekly free meals at a local temple" -Steve Jobs !!

"My teachers used to call me a failure" - Tony Blair

"I was in prison for 27 years"- Retired President Nelson Mandela

"Friends, there are many such people who struggled..

Life is not about what you couldn't do so far, it's about what you can still do"

Depression of a Single Boy

Koi mujh par emotional attyachar ka Loyalti test hi karwa Lo,

kam se kam 5 din k liye koi to milegi..

Teacher Is Lamp of Nation

Teacher Is Lamp Of Nation.

Teacher Only One Person Who Serve Society In Real Manner.

Salute All Teachers Of Nation.

Happy Teachers Day

Happy Teacher's Day

Happy teachers day to all my friends..

like teachers....

you have taught me so many things .....

Smoking.....drinking.....flirting.....swearing....etc etc...

HAR EK DOST TEACHER HOTA HAI !!

Mujhe To News Wali Aunty Se

Mujhe To News Wali Aunty Se Darr Lagta Hai.

Wo Kahti Hai,
Jo Sab Chhupate Hain,
Wo Hum Dikhate Hain.

Tauba-Tauba..

Husband To Saas

Husband apni saas se - aapki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain.

Saas - haan beta, isi vajah se to use achha ladka nahi mila...

FIRE ko AAG Kehte Hain

FIRE ko AAG kehte hain,

COBRA ko NAAG kahte hain,

GARDEN ko BAAG kahte hain,

Aur "EXAMS" ke samay jo kaam na kare,

Use ''DIMAG'' kahte Hain!

Pappu To Girlfriend

Girlfriend- Aapke bina mera ZEE nahi lagta...

Pappu- ZEE nahi lagta to isme kya hai pagal...

SONY ya STAR PLUS laga lo wo bhi achhe channel hai..