Pati To Patni

Patni : aapka dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hai,
Aap usko rokenge nahi ?

Pati : kyun?
Main kyun roku?
Usne mujhe roka tha kya?

100% Toofani Joke

3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile

1st: Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye Thhe,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe...

Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari-Baari Bajayaa..

Breaking News

Sonia out of danger..
Country continue to be in danger...

Food security bill passed.
"Food" for the Poor, "Security" for the congress and "Bill" for the tax payers.

Ek Din ek Garib ko

Ek din ek garib ko raste mein dus rupaye pade mile..
.
wo sochne laga iska kya khareeda jaye...

saara din usne ye sochne mein barbaad kar diya ki is 10 rupaye ka kya kare...

aur phir usne 10 rupaye phek diye aur kaha: "hey ishwar, is 10 rupaye ke karan aaj maine tujhe subah se yaad nahi kiya...

wo log tujhe kaise yaad karte honge phir jinke paas laakho rupaye hain.. ?

Kamyabi Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti

Kamyabi kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Pane wale hamesha bade hote hain,

Darar kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Bharne wale hamesha bade hote hain,

Itihaas ke har panne par likha hai,
Dosti kabhi badi nahi hoti,
Nibhane wale hamesha bade hote hain…

Never Test Good People

Never test good people because they are like diamonds.

When you hit them, they will not break,

but they will only slip away from your life.

Happy Janmashtami To All


Happy Janamashtami to all my tiny biny loveable frnds.

Gopal krishan aap sab par apni basuri ke madhur raag se amrit varsha kare.

Aap sab ko ussi tarah aanadit kare jese wo gokul vasiyo ko kiya karte the.

Ye shubh avsar aap sab ko khushion ka aisa bhandaar dekar jaye ki ap saalo saal khushiya samete samete thak jaye par khushiya khatam na ho.

Boliye shri varindawan wasi banke bihari lal ki jai.

Happy Janmashtami to all of u...

Boy To Girl

Girl: i am fat.

Boy: No, u r not

Girl: Everybody ask me 2 lose my Weight

Boy: they r Jealous

Girl: U don't Know anything,

Boy: I Know U more than they do, they are blind

Girl: I think u are not them.

Boy: Babe, i have seen u dressed Super nice,
i have seen u in School Uniform,
i have Seen u with Sweat pants,
hair tied, chilling with no make up on,
I've Seen u Cry, Smile, loving in mad,
I've Seen U Sleeping, wide, hyper, awake, mellow,
U r always So Beautiful to me, always Perfect & U say
i don't See u Clearly?

Girl: Hugs love U

Boy: love u more..

Boy Gifted Pyaaj Ke Pakode To Girl

Girl: Mere Birthday Par Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena

Boy: Ok..

On The Birthday

Boy: Your Gift..!

Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya Hai??

Boy: Petrol Mein Tale Hue Pyaaj Ke Pakode...!!

5 things we Learn From Chennai Express

1. There are many languages in our country (1635) but love has no language..

2. The best Way to escape from your Problems is to face them.

3. Nobody can ever understand a woman feelings.

4. Never underestimate the power of a Common man, they can do anything if they want.

5. Its good to be Important but its also Important to be good.

Husband and Wife in Market

Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya....

Wife: " kaun thi wo ??.......

Husband: " Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,....

abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho ??

Student To Teacher

Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?

Student - Shaadi.

Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.

Student - Dulha Banunga.

Teacher - Oh ho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge

Student - Dulhan.

Teacher- Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.?

Student - Bahu launga.

Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?

Student - Pota.

Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?

Student - "Hum do hamare do..

Watch Your Thoughts

Watch your thoughts;
they become words.

Watch your words;
they become your actions.

Watch your actions;
they become your habits.

Watch your habits;
they become character.

Watch your character;
it becomes your DESTINY.

Dear Sunday

Dear sunday...!!

Yu tera aana or aakar chale jaana...
Dilo ka hi toot jaana...
So yaar aaye ho to 2, 3 din baad hi ab jaana...
Bcos usne Kaha tha.. "Karti hu main to Pyar Sirf sunday ko..
Karta hu tera Intjaar Sirf sunday ko..

Madam to Nachattar Gill

Madam: Chal ve nachatraa ABC suna......

Nachattar: ABDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS

Madam: ruk ja C ta tu keha hi nahi...
chall C keh k suna...

Nachattar: dukh Tu hazaraa hass-hass ke jarange...
see lavange ni bull par "C" na kahange.

Boy To Girl

Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart..

Boy: U should add 1 more thing..

Girl : What??

Boy: Photoshop on your face.

Happy Rakhi

For every girl n women Before you tie a Rakhi on your brother's hand also ensure he promises he will respect other women who could be someone else's sis or mom.

HAPPY RAKHI

PAST is a Waste Paper

PAST is a waste paper,

PRESENT is a news paper,

FUTURE is a question paper,

so, Read Write Carefully.

Otherwise LIFE will be TISSUE PAPER !

Always Be Yourself

Always be yourself,

express yourself,

have faith in yourself,

do not go out and look for a successfull personality and duplicate it."

God To Student

God: "beta, koi mannat maango..??"

Student: "Plz Mujhe Meri School Life Lauta Do..."

God: "Beta, Maine Tumhe mannat Mangne Ko kaha hai "JANNAT" Nahi.. "

school days are awesome so enjoy it...

Cyber Cafe Mein Jaake SSC ka Form Bhara

Cyber Cafe mein jaake SSC ka form bhara,
fir SBI mein fees submit karke Part 2 ko bhi pura kara,
fir 2 months k baad roll number aaya,
written exam mein paas hone ke liye pura zor lagaya,
par jab result aaya toh sab ka call letter aaya,
hey prabhu sab ka number aaya par mera kyun na aaya...

LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity Hai

LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity Hai.. ??
.

Jab Tak UPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo CHAIN Nahi Milta...

Aao Jhuk Kar Salaam Karein Unko


Aao jhuk kar salaam karein unko,

jinke hisse mein ye mukaam aata hai,

khushnasib hota hai wo khoon,

jo desh ke kaam aata hai.

Azaadi diwas ki sab ko hardik badhai ho..

Happy Independence Day...

Har Ladka Pyar Mazak Mein Shuru Karta Hai

Har Ladka Pyar Mazak Mein Shuru Karta Hai Aur Ladki Seriously

Par

Baad mein ladka serious Ho Jata Hai

Aur

Ladki Pyar Ka Majak Bana Deti Hai.

Interesting Things About 2013

Interesting things about 2013

4/4/2013 Thursday
6/6/2013 Thursday
8/8/2013 Thursday
10/10/2013 Thursday
12/12/2013 Thursday

Isn't It Amazing....

Boyfriend to Girlfriend

Boyfriend to Girlfriend :
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki,
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ki
"Jab tu 10:30 pm baje so jaati hai,
toh tera whats app last seen at 3:30 am kyu dikhata hai". ???

A Girl Puts Her Status

A Girl Puts Her Status : "Waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS"
.
.
My comment : "COOLIE Hai Kya" ???

*Blocked*

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe

Likhe Jo Khat Tujhe,

Wo teri yaad mein,

Saary Padh liye Papa ne raat mein,

Sawera Jab hua , toh Jhoote Pad gaye,

Wo FANAA wale Baal GHAJNI mein badal gaye..

Different Technologies & Their Founders

Different Technologies & Their Founders.......

1. Google: Larry Page & Sergey Brin
2. Facebook: Mark Zuckerberg
3. Yahoo: David Filo & Jerry Yang
4. Twitter: Jack Dorsey & Dick Costolo
5. Internet: Tim Berners Lee
6. Linkedin: Reid Hoffman, Allen Blue &
Koonstantin Guericke
7. Email: Shiva Ayyadurai
8. Gtalk: Richard Wah kan
9. Whats app: Laurel Kirtz
10. Hotmail: Sabeer Bhatia
11. Orkut: Buyukkokten
12. Wikipedia: Jimmy Wales
13. You tube: Steve Chen, Chad Hurley & Jawed Karim
14. Rediffmail: Ajit Balakrishnan
15. Nimbuzz: Martin Smink & Evert Jaap Lugt
16. Myspace: Chris Dewolfe &Tom Anderson
17. Ibibo: Ashish Kashyap
18. OLX: Alec Oxenford & Fabrice Grinda
19. Skype: Niklas Zennstrom, Janus Friis & Reid Hoffman
20. Opera: Jon Stephenson von Tetzchner & Geir lvarsoy
21. Mozilla Firefox: Dave Hyatt & Blake Ross
22. Blogger: Evan Willams

Mil Gaya Kamina

Mil gya kamina

"HENRY MISHEL-AMERICAN"
was the fist person who started the "EXAMS"

Forward to all students..
kaminey ne zindagi ka maza kharab kar diya...

Asin Kadi Bhejiye j Msg Pyar Da

Asin kadi bhejiye j msg pyar da....

jhat deni Akh dindi LoL......

kamliye kade ta punjabi vich bol

Ni kamliye sanu ki pata ki hunda LOL

Bhagwan Ne Mujhse Kaha

Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe "mobile" dunga..

2 ko chhod de to "Rolex" ki ghadi dunga..

5 ko chhod de "25 lakh Rupaiya" dunga..

Aur Sabhi dosto ko chhod de to "Ferrari" dunga..

Maine Bhagwan ko dekha aur kaha ki,
Hey Bhagwan..!!!
Ye dost wo hai jinhone meri har khushi har gam mein saath diya..

Mere bachpan se lekar aaj tak mere saath rahe..
Kabhi main roya to apne hatho se mere ansu pochhe..
Ek glass pani bhi piya to bhi mere sath share kiya..
Meri ek awaz par daude chale aaye..
Aur aap kehte ho ki main ek"FERRARI" ke liye inhe chhod du..???

KHAIR, Koi baat nahi..

Lekin "FERRARI" Red color ki hi dena..

AMIE Aspirants

AMIE Aspirants have a great amount of patience,
always wait for results,
not getting application forms timely,
suffering from recognition issue tuff exams,
less time for preparation,
IE India rocks
and students always shocks...

Friendship is a Silent Gift of Nature

Friendship is a silent gift of nature..
More old .. more strong..
More deep.. more clear..
More close.. more warm..
Less words.. more understanding..!!

Na Jane Kab Fir Se Ye Manjar Suhana Milega

Na Jane Kab Fir Se Ye Manjar Suhana Milega,

Ye Khil Khilati Hansi Or Doston Ka Yarana Milega,

Kaid Kar Lo In Khubsurat Lamho Ko Apni Yadon Mein Yaaro,

Inhi Yaadon Se Hamein Zindagi Mein Rote Hue Bhi Hasne Ka Bahana Milega.

Happy Friendship Day.

Why Husbands Avoid Questions

WIFE: What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?
Husband: No...
Wife- Why not?
Don't you like being married?
Husband: of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: ok, ok, i'd get married again...
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife...?
Husband: Yes, it's a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear.
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No..
I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is '5'
Wife: --silence-
Husband: 'shiiit'...!!!

Shehar Ludhiana

Sheharan vichon Shehar Sunida Shehar Sunida "Ludhiana"...
Jithe de Shaukeen munde dekhlo...
Rakhde Luxury "Caran"..
"Khalsa College" di Gedi Laaunde Jithe Pardiyan "Sohniyan Mutiyaaran"...
"Sarabha Nagar Market" vich Kathe hoke ...
Lutde "maauj baharan"....
"Mall Road" Ton Shopping Karde..
Jithe milde Brand Hazaran...
"Facebook te Boliyan Paaunda Tuhada apna yaar marjana
Ehi hai mera Shehar yaaro..
Jida Naam "Ludhiana"